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My friend asked me, a virgin in his 20s, to participate in a threesome

  1. 2022-08-18 at 7:50 AM UTC
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So he has this female fuckbuddy and he entertained the idea without my knowledge to have me included in one of their fucking sessions. Reason my friend asked me is because well, I was and still am a virgin and because my dick is bigger than his, apparently. I'm only above average, but I wouldn't call myself big. He asked me a few times but I turned it down. Now he has another female fuckbuddy and they engage in threesomes together. My man's living the good life. I appreciate that he asked me but out of religious reasons, I cannot participate in such degeneracy.
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  2. 2022-08-18 at 7:51 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    MMF = gay
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  3. 2022-08-18 at 7:53 AM UTC
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My friend is ambigious when it comes to sexuality. For years, we thought he was gay, despite having had girlfriends. Either way, if I wasn't religious, I definitely would have said yes. I am not deterred by potentially touching each other's dicks. I am confident in my sexuality; I know just touching heads won't turn me into a homosexual.
  4. 2022-08-18 at 10:43 AM UTC
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I would in a heart beat
  5. 2022-08-18 at 12:16 PM UTC
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers So he has this female fuckbuddy and he entertained the idea without my knowledge to have me included in one of their fucking sessions. Reason my friend asked me is because well, I was and still am a virgin and because my dick is bigger than his, apparently. I'm only above average, but I wouldn't call myself big. He asked me a few times but I turned it down. Now he has another female fuckbuddy and they engage in threesomes together. My man's living the good life. I appreciate that he asked me but out of religious reasons, I cannot participate in such degeneracy.

    Good for you. Resist the temptation!!
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  6. 2022-08-18 at 12:35 PM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    he is just using her to get closer to you
  7. 2022-08-18 at 2:17 PM UTC
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by aldra MMF = gay

    one time back in highschool me and my friend slamed this ho in her ass and mouth in a field on a golf cart. I went atm and she said it taste like bug spray and i said no it tastes like ur ass
  8. 2022-08-18 at 2:19 PM UTC
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol people who done get pussy do weird ass shit lol
  9. 2022-08-18 at 3:34 PM UTC
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    Bradley Florida Man
    How does your friend, a man, know about your penis size?
  10. 2022-08-18 at 5:25 PM UTC
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol people who done get pussy do weird ass shit lol

    If your referring to me its by choice. I could get in my phone right now and know that at least 3 different hos that would drive to my office and felace me. The problem is theyd want me to bang them too but thats too much effort and risk/reward ratio is not in my favor. Way too much to loose.
    I do have some pretty good stories from back in my younger years though
  11. 2022-08-18 at 5:27 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol
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  12. 2022-08-18 at 5:29 PM UTC
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Lol cigreting such a lame
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  13. 2022-08-18 at 5:40 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i wouldnt do it either and neither would cigarette man.
  14. 2022-08-18 at 6:33 PM UTC
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley Lol cigreting such a lame

    ok homeless junkie welfare recipient
  15. 2022-08-18 at 7:14 PM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley How does your friend, a man, know about your penis size?

    I thought this too lmao but I just figured european people are all very metrosexual and gay like the lesbian europorns & regularly let immigrants bend them or their wives over and have rough violent sex in the middle of the street and xenophobic Asian tourists are like WHATTTUU IS DISSSS I THOUGHT PARIS WAS THE SHITTY OF LOVE BUT IT"S JUST A BUNCH OF FAGGOT EUROCUCKS GETTING RAPED BY IMMIGRANTS!!!

  16. 2022-08-18 at 8:22 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting If your referring to me its by choice. I could get in my phone right now and know that at least 3 different hos that would drive to my office and felace me. The problem is theyd want me to bang them too but thats too much effort and risk/reward ratio is not in my favor. Way too much to loose.
    I do have some pretty good stories from back in my younger years though

    Too many cringes to count. Lol, u a foolin no 1





    OT: good for you MM, you resisted the temptation and disappointed your semi gay friend and stuck by your morals which were left uncompromised. Be proud of your choice
  17. 2022-08-18 at 9:40 PM UTC
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo Too many cringes to count. Lol, u a foolin no 1





    OT: good for you MM, you resisted the temptation and disappointed your semi gay friend and stuck by your morals which were left uncompromised. Be proud of your choice

    You still using your "too many cringes" response?
    Do you think its "cringe" that you support another mans cum and an unemployed bitch who you think "loves" you? 😂
  18. 2022-08-18 at 9:41 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Grandpas basement playing the squiggly catching game
  19. 2022-08-18 at 9:42 PM UTC
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Can I have your friends number
  20. 2022-08-18 at 9:49 PM UTC
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra MMF = gay

    it really is. i've done that a few times and all but one time I've felt stubble on my shaft. I can't keep hard with that kind of distraction
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