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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    why does nobody ever show me their burpw eweier?
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai

    Would you be interested in licensing my Splat-O-Matictm Brain Retainer? (Patent Pending)


  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 what are they feeding you MOON PERSONs? The dude had bitch-tits. hormonal therapy no doubt.

    man tits. his gut's bigger than his tits
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man That's like if your partner doesn't look like Adriana Lima so you refuse to call her sexy or hot or whatever during sex, basically just missing the point

    sexy and hot are subjective opinions, whereas your dick could only be considered 'big' to a virgin midget or to wariat's fateful 'date'. it's measurably and verifiably average.

    don't make the woman lie for your fragile ass ego, you pathetic fuck.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man What if you had an average 6 inch reasonable girth dick and your wife thought your dick was fine but you wanted her to tell you that you have a really big dick, would it be a problem with you if she refused?

    it's just not big. no point prolonging your misery. get over it.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ur so fucking smart aldra

    your wasting your time bradley aldra dont swing that way and even if he did youd have to be like a colonel or something
  7. troon African Astronaut
    lmao

    whoever actually did the site is kinda funny, ngl



    ETA: also

    https://archive.ph/b6PLR

    so the actual content dates from 6 hours after 'the homo incident'
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra does archive.x auto crawl or does it only create snapshots when requested?

    i don't know, i've always assumed archives are on-demand only.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra oh lol, I didn't click all of the wayback snapshots. looks like it was up for a grand total of 2 days

    the wayback machine is surprisingly shit for actually finding stuff. like you search a name, and it'll say it's in one of these 260 million facebook pages.

    what fucking use is that shit. the archive.today guy is nearly stallman-tier god
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra https://web.archive.org/web/20220000000000*/frenlyfrens.com

    does not look like anything was ever posted on that site, the domain was bought and left idle on the 8/9

    no historical DNS records from before September

    can't even prove that he actually registered and it wasn't just someone else entering his personal details without getting account/payment details from WIX

    SEEMS FISHY

    https://archive.ph/I7Mxj
  11. troon African Astronaut
    she's fine, she's just off buying bags and getting botox. she's been thinking of her dad a lot recently, i know she can be a little harsh sometimes, but i'm sure she'd love to hear from you, probably do her good.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra WE

    WUZ

    КОРОЛІ

    lol

  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S jesus christ that song is god-awful

    You are intimidated by the nigger's life, a confident, capable man, nothing intimidates him, he has charm and command over the kind of women who would not even give you the time of day, equally at ease in a smokey masculine den as he is living the high-life on a yacht with 'bitches' who are horny for him, who yearn for him as they drive their high-end SUV through the up-market side of town hoping to see him. Hoping he might fuck them.

    He's even buddies with Drake. What the fuck have you got? Who do you know? You're nothing, literally nothing compared to him.

    That's his totally real fucking life, and you are nothing.
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 what bad experiences have you folks had with them as a people?

    hassled to buy sarongs when all i wanted was to get off my face in vagator

    honestly, i love india, it's fucking awesome
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Twitter is releasing a new feature called "Bird Watch" or something and they might have rolled it out to you for testing - it allows (approved) twitter users to add clarification/fact checks to any tweet.

    A new dimension of shit inside existing shit.

    Fact #1: "You Will Never be a Real Woman"

    Fact #2: "Trans-women Are Women"

    etc.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Wait, 134 of them? How the fuck do you live that close to water your whole life, and 20% of you can't even swim?

    water, anywhere near indian people, is implicitly not a good place to be. even those who could swim may have died from stool-asphyxiation.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    no, unless they

    a) killed the dog for this purpose
    b) fuck on it
    c) fuck it
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Crude.

    okay, so i asked them what they actually did to help the community, beyond handing out grooming materials, and their answer was essentially "FUCK ALL!!"

    now who's really the crude one?
  19. troon African Astronaut
    miraculous is how i'm feeling
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You should talk to those people the next time they come knocking. They are on the right track.

    i did talk to them. i asked them what color panties they were wearing and if they could dangle their shoes for me.
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