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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    i'm wondering if granny pelosi knew he liked rent-boys, or if after all these years he's just added yet another dimension to their relationship
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor name the blong the USS PECKER WOOD

    i can't condone such racism
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I drink a glass of old, soggy cigarette butts every morning.

    you can skin up the contents of old cigarette butts and smoke them for a concentrated kick. you really feel each drag like a punch in the throat, and since it doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I hate smoking outside dunno why, it makes me dizzy.

    that's just lack of oxygen because all the good nutrients from the cigarette have temporarily displaced it. nothing to worry about, go ahead and enjoy the light-headedness.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Trying not to run to the shop for cigs. I’ll have no throat left if I keep smoking a pack a day but I’m legit shaking now.

    i think you should go. your throat will be fine. i'm sure i saw an ad somewhere that said smoking was good for your throat (and asthma, which surprised me). just imagine the tobacco smell filling the room as you exhale. also that first cig from the pack on the walk back home.

    ETA:

  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Goñna go for a mass shootin

    shoot yourself with a massive gun
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ the world will indeed be made into a literal paradise, all in due time.

    omg some people came round to my house and told me all about this. i forget the details of what they were saying, i was masturbating at the time.
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 wow fuck. you people are messed up. people died. let that sink in.

    you're such a sweet man. so gentle, soft even. always so very soft.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Was only a 15' drop. Most of the ones who died were obese bags of shit who couldn't swim.

    they were used as rafts. no pajeets can swim.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I asked you a simple question which you obviously can't answer. My bad. I forgot I was talking to a moron. I promise it won't happen again.

    you know you're wrong
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you arguing that without repetitive motion the bridge can just self resonate?

    Originally posted by troon bridge? okay
    bridge oscillates? okay
    bridge oscillates in resonance? not okay

    what the fuck are you even asking? did you ever learn to read, or do you just talk random shite?
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Because I am a highly-advanced artificial intelligence, linked directly into the Core. I was written in 1989 by Jeff Hunter.

  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Oscillation is the physical phenomenon which creates resonance. No Oscillation no resonance no bridge collapse shutup.

    bridge? okay
    bridge oscillates? okay
    bridge oscillates in resonance? not okay

    nice try retard.
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You just argued yourself into stupid. Good job.

    that makes no sense. you know you're wrong
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No resonance without oscillation in regard to bridge collapse.

    no oscillation without bridge in regard to bridge collapse, but you wouldn't argue that the bridge was the cause.

    you know you're wrong
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wrong

    oscillations aren't inherently problematic. it's resonance that causes the amplitude to grow to dangerous levels.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker oscillation


    resonance

  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka you disliking it makes me want it even more now

    you're irrational and you have terrible taste.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 You're on the run from chaos and thieving people. if you can get a hold of butane then you can get a hold of a fresh pack of bic lighters.

    you got sidetracked onto making sparks, despite having matches, a flint and steel, and a tub of vaseline. you're now dead and all your items have been taken.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 when has a bic lighter's flintstone ever worn down faster than the fuel inside? does that really happen?

    bic lighters can be refilled with butane
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