Posts by troon

1. 2022-11-09 at 8:59 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka He isn't French. I'm not serious but it's how I feel when I get requests like that, like they'd think I'd be with them just for their house when we've never even had a conversation.

   
   i came up with a pure dastardly plan, and you were being frivolous the whole fucking time.
2. 2022-11-09 at 8:53 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I got a weird message from this man wanting me to move to the French countryside with him to live off grid while he renovates a house. It's not my cup of tea but if he's living off grid would anyone notice if I killed him?

   
   i think you should do it, especially if he himself is french. but make sure to kill him sooner rather than later because he may have similar plans for you.
   
   check for suspiciously human size holes with a cement mixer nearby.
3. 2022-11-09 at 7:31 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by slide22 reminds me of a bar moment where a gay Asian-boi tried to ask me to dance … and his/her/they/them real female friend (at least I think she was) … and the bouncer came up to me and asked to leave … the place was a freak fest anyways.
   
   On the way out he thanked me and said this happens once a week. I'm guess they should have been escorted out and not me but maybe they owned the bar.

   
   were you sex touristing?
4. 2022-11-09 at 6:20 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Trans? No. I’m biologically female and happy this way.

   
   maybe that's a valid 'trans but not really' position?
   
   like "i'm a biological female, just born with a penis"
   
   post uterus pics
5. 2022-11-09 at 4:19 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka

   
   that's 1985. decades after color film was invented.
6. 2022-11-09 at 4:17 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka They don’t do patch tests for laser but I guess you wouldn’t know you’ve never been near a skin clinic. I can tell by your leathery sagging skin.

   
   yes they do. they start on the lowest setting, and patch test before moving to a higher setting. the initial setting is low enough that no patch test is necessary.
7. 2022-11-09 at 3:17 PM UTC in Two great European narcotics
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost neither of those are european

   
   

   The word "Catholicism" comes from the Greek word catholikismos (καθολικισμός)

   
   but yeh, whoda thot kafliks cum fi turky
8. 2022-11-09 at 2:38 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I love the way I look and am making sure my appearance doesn't change.

   
   do a deal with mik to get him to embalm you and encase you in resin. as long as you're kept out of direct sunlight, you'll last a long long time.
9. 2022-11-09 at 2:35 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Haxxor When you stop living your life based on what others think you’re bound to feel better. Insecurity is a powerful enemy. It forces people to rely on make-up, plastic surgery, collagen injections and liposuction; to nip, tuck, throw up, push up, suck in and laser for a sense of self worth.

   
   you only just learned about laser, didn't you? you just tacked that on there for a little extra length in the long-tail, and i'm here to tell you it wasn't worth it. it made as much sense as a sub-dermal laser treatment on the armpit of a narcissist.
10. 2022-11-09 at 2:11 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nationalizing his assets or debt ?
    
    i'd think by now everything he has jn ukraine are negatives, ie, debts,

    
    some background on his assets from 2018
    
    https://web.archive.org/web/20190313023133/https://ukraineworld.org/articles/ukraine-explained/ukrainian-oligarch-kolomoisky-losing-influence-over-oil-market
11. 2022-11-09 at 12:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka I'm scared because it can go permanently wrong and I'm getting everywhere done for the first time with this clinic.
    
    

    
    you're right to be scared. it can make your skin fall off, which is not a good look in the bikini area.
    
    stick with injecting toxins under your skin for that plastic-face look, you'll be better off in the long run.
12. 2022-11-09 at 11:07 AM UTC in Two great European narcotics
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra makes your asshole hurt a little less though

    
    lmao alter boys sometimes get to 'steal' some wine
13. 2022-11-09 at 10:57 AM UTC in Two great European narcotics
    

    troon African Astronaut
    be a catholic and enjoy both
    
    the wine's fucking shit tho
14. 2022-11-09 at 10:56 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Balloon Man This is just a regurgitation of gay ass 90s Camille Paglia shit

    
    i have never heard of camille paglia or her gay ass shit
15. 2022-11-09 at 10:55 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    troon African Astronaut
    NO
    
    
16. 2022-11-09 at 10:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by slide22 i am lacking creativity

17. 2022-11-09 at 10:31 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra How do you mean? He's been used as a bridge into 'real' power in the Ukraine; he was deeply involved in the whole Burisma-Hunter Biden fiasco

    
    he had been sanctioned by the US and banned from travel to the country, not long after the panama papers leaks. I assumed they revealed suspicious relationships and business dealings, but this is just naive speculation.
18. 2022-11-09 at 8:31 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra absolutely, given how powerful he is you have to assume he's benefiting in some way but it really doesn't make sense at all at first glance

    
    the US government has been out to cuck him since a year or so before the war.
19. 2022-11-08 at 11:20 PM UTC in Florida bans puberty blockers and gender transition surgeries for minors
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by slide22 Where the fuck do y9u get these questionable species porn

    
    i just searched up 'two gay projectors humping'
20. 2022-11-08 at 11:17 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ You DTF ?

    
    not tonite, im over at my gran's atm