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Posts by Kingoffrogs

  1. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by WellHung Shut up, whore. Put that dick back in your mouth and keep sucking.

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  3. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Fox This is assuming you can even convince someone to fuck you
    I am Hitler's wet dream I'm sure I can convince a German chick.
  4. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    So I could beat my wife with no permission.
  5. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Instigator I know I'm self medicating with Crouton but it helps alot.

    Me too,man. It feels too good especially at higher doses. I'm glad it's legal, but I'm not sure how it's avoided scheduling past 2016.

    My mental health is ok, I'm not doing good per se, but I simultaneously don't want to kill myself.
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    Scron found osintframework.com?!?!?
  7. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by totse2118 wouldn't be me

    Scron immediately after saying this:
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    Originally posted by Wariat why cnst i find a 12-17 yr old with daddy issues?

    The emo chick that did mephedrone looked the part. It shouldn't be hard for someone your age, I'd think.
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    Pretty sure Wariat is 39 now. Even sadder.
  10. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Kafka is a hermaphrodite. It was born with two sets of functioning genitilia and is cloning itself as we speak. there must be at least a dozen versions of her just in her town alone.

    Kafka if you're reading this... please peg me mommy.
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    I think it has something to do with the fact I have blonde curly hair. For some reason lots of women with daddy issues take interest in me specifically because of it. I would write it off as correlation, but the few woman that don't have daddy issues that are interested in me like me for other things.

    You know you're getting some good pussy when she wants to be tied down/ BDSM. Why do crazy girls without fail have the best pussy?
  12. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked The store had 6 packs of Stone Brewing Delicious Double IPA for $5 on the discount rack. And those are 9.4% abv. I bought $40 worth and i just keep them in the trunk or behind the passengers seat. Crack a couple when im stuck in traffic.

    I don't see anything wrong with having a beer or 2 while driving, but when you're 5 drinks in on Route 66 it's time to stop.
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    Originally posted by Chios Honey They sell Bison now. I'ts like where the fuck did they find Bison to kill and sell? I thought it was an endangered species. but it's as good as angus

    There is ground bison meat at a grocery store in a nearby town called Choices Natural Market, they also carry ground venison and ground boar meat (tastes like pork but more porky tasting and rougher.)
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    Originally posted by Loing You ever see some fuckin bitch walking around and just fuckin rape her?

    My Ex GF liked CNC but that's the closest I've ever been. Why do only chicks with daddy issues want me?
  16. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai t-tort?

    No Tort
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    Originally posted by WellHung What's your favorite thing about life, Quick Mix?

    Beating my 2 inch dick like I beat my dog when he shits in the house.
  18. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Only if I see something potentially dangerous, like barracuda. I had that experience swimming the Florida Keys, the water was so clear I could see 30+ feet down, about 20-25 ft down I could see a school of barracuda watching and waiting for me to fuck up.

    P.S. - Yeah what do you think she carries a shepherd's cane for, Bo Peep is kinky as fuck.
  19. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Instigator https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/warning-over-lethal-xl-bullies-8745424


    Why would you even want a dog like that?

    IDK white women love big dogs
  20. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm a guy and I always have wiped down.
    Down and off, not up and on.
    I don't even know how to wipe upwards. If I tried I'd probably end up with shit all over my back.
    Not even sure if my arms work like that.

    If you fuck up and wipe down too far it gets on your nuts, and then next thing you have gonorrhea.
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