Posts by Kingoffrogs

1. 2023-09-11 at 10:58 AM UTC in I got a boner from...
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   Ok so I was talking to this girl on Discord, right? I tell her I love her, she says "i love you" and my dick stand at attention.
   
   How much love am i missing out on, guys. I'm so lonely.
2. 2023-09-11 at 10:21 AM UTC in What would your last meal be? *Topical Food & Death discussion*
   

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   You already know what the fuck I want
   
   

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes Context:
   
   Kabul, Afghanistan. 09/07/2023
   
   You and a few of the Taliban are running a road bloackade collecting tolls from passing citizens. One of your fellow jihadists whispers to you "Inshallah tonight will be good".
   
   Later, he finds you in your tent. He gets you to come outside with him, presenting you with the most blindingly gorgeous pipe in all of existence:
   
   
   
   That's right, motherfucker. You're about to smoke some of the purest, snow-white, most kick-ass smack you've ever seen in your pathetic life.
   
   He whispers to you "Come, brother, it is not haram because there is no hukum which forbids drugs, let alone 98.5% pure heroin."
   
   Do you hit the pipe with your new friend, or do you reject this potentially perilous product???

3. 2023-09-11 at 9:51 AM UTC in I noticed something odd.
   

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   Originally posted by Bradley We have not had a single jedi user.
   
   No jedis.
   
   Why dat?
   
   

   
   We have, the problem is they are notoriously terrible with OSINT security, and sometimes I feel a little bit gassy...
4. 2023-09-11 at 9:42 AM UTC in Dislike option.
   

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   Good idea, as long as it doesn't get removed like what Youtube did with theirs.
5. 2023-09-11 at 8:45 AM UTC in How many could I get away with?
   

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   Let's say, hypothetically speaking, I went on a killing spree and slaughtered homeless people. How many do you guys think I could get away with? I'd bet at least get one, and there is a big river by my house that gets bodies dumped in it probably monthly, so I could easily drop the body in the river and either bury or burn the weapon (blunt object).
   
   I bet I could get away with 1 a month, doing more wouldn't draw suspicion because they're missing, but because I'd be out at 1 AM going to the same town and parking in an empty lot somewhere and walking around the city for a few hours.
   
   It wouldn't be very hard to kill a homeless guy, I'm pretty strong and have a lot of experience with violence, so a few good cracks over the head with a bat and it's over for the poor (literally!) guy.
   
   The biggest problems I face are that of getting caught. I already have the supplies and skills and the grit I need to commit a murder, But my traveling habits would change drastically in a short period of time, even if I was working 3rd shift. This would inevitably mark me as suspicious, probably according to multiple legal departments and institutions.
6. 2023-09-11 at 1:59 AM UTC in I'm Free!
   

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   Originally posted by totse2118 https://discord.com/invite/kuxzZ5C
   
   here ya go bleatnik gang gang you gonna spot 4 us right

   
   Bleatnik gang rise! Fight Newtotse! (Not actually please play nice)
7. 2023-09-10 at 10:32 PM UTC in My head is full of fuck
   

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   Originally posted by trippymindfuk Pretty hefty dose, I feel like I would be puking my guts out in that situation more than likely, I do have a pretty good tolerance though for ol Crouton.

   
   I'm only a little nauseous right now. I was doing about 2 grams every 15 minutes and lots of water.
8. 2023-09-10 at 5:32 PM UTC in Brady Raphael is a dumb name. *P.I. LEAK*
   

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   Originally posted by totse2118 just sent him an axtra large pizza from lous, paid for and everything and then sent him a door dash with a 2L of cola oh man he's gonna fukkken flip the fuck out

   The African Astronauts strike again!
9. 2023-09-10 at 4:04 PM UTC in Why I'm a Republican
   

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   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   This is what happens when you put the lousy democrats in charge.

   
   And so, the nogging continues
10. 2023-09-10 at 4:03 PM UTC in Should I join the military folx
    

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    Originally posted by Donald Trump Canadians are afraid of Russian seamen.

    
    *Semen
    
    
11. 2023-09-10 at 4:02 PM UTC in Brady Raphael is a dumb name. *P.I. LEAK*
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    6638 MAPLE, Bay City, WI 54723 US
12. 2023-09-10 at 3:34 PM UTC in Helladamnleet loves kids!
    

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    Guys check it out, Helladamnleet address drop!
    
    6638 MAPLE, Bay City, WI 54723 US
13. 2023-09-10 at 2:16 PM UTC in Help, my wife has fleas!
    

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    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I bought some flea traps that seem to be catching fleas but my wife wont shut up about hiring an exterminator as if they'll do anything we can't do ourselves.

    
    Good call not hiring an exterminator, i'm sure the infestation isn't that bad. The flea traps will help, going through all of your bedding and washing it will help too (I know they aren't bed bugs, but 1/3 of your life is spent in bed, and Fleas follow humans.)
14. 2023-09-10 at 2:14 PM UTC in Help, my wife has fleas!
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she fucks the dogs dont she

    
    If she is white then the answer is a resounding YES
    
    White women love Great Danes!
15. 2023-09-10 at 12:51 PM UTC in Folks I have never been defined
    

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    Originally posted by Bradley by such positive attributes like "Responsible," "Honest" or "Our Best Worker."

    
    Wow, shocker! Just like I've never been called a Big-Breasted Bimbo!
16. 2023-09-10 at 3:55 AM UTC in Should I join the military folx
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I wouldn't trust you with a nerf gun, nigga.
17. 2023-09-09 at 11:25 PM UTC in Crouton Drinks
    

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    Originally posted by Rape Monster One time it got stuck in my throat and I choked/coughed and a huge cloud of Crouton dust shot out

    
    Literally this. I remember this shit happening to me when a parachute broke open in my mouth.
    
    
18. 2023-09-09 at 10:10 PM UTC in what is the best pizza toppings
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Sausage + Onions + Mushrooms + Peppers + Bacon = Very good pizza.
19. 2023-09-09 at 9:42 PM UTC in How many drinks would it take...
    

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    Originally posted by totse2118 What about his vagina though

    
    I'll pass on the never-used jar of crisco
20. 2023-09-09 at 9:38 PM UTC in How many drinks would it take...
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Mmm that Ellen Degonorrhea bussy looking mighty tite today...