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Posts by Kingoffrogs

  1. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    At least here in the states we get big booty latinas flocking in.
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    Here I am nigga bow b4 me
  3. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Wariat if you ordered an escort from some service and this 16 yr old showed up?


    Well, i'm paying 60$/hr. Might as well make good use of it.

    "We need to clear the berm of weeds in the back, and I need you to till that 24x24 plot of land, that's where I'm planting the radishes."
  4. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by totse2118 HOLY SHIT
    👽 ✨👽 αℓιєηs ARE REAL!!!! 👽✨👽
    👽👽👽⚔ඞඞඞ | Storage | ALIENS VS AMOGUS
    👽👽👽⚔️ඞඞඞ |︻デ═一︻デ═一︻デ═一|

  5. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    The Honey Locust. I fucked the shit out of it's Locussy.

  6. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lets normalize rape.

  7. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by aldra I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

    I do but i'm not gonna tell you.
  8. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Fox Damn she was gonna fuck him AND his girlfriend?

    That's how a real balla does it
  9. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by WellHung Shut up, whore. Put that dick back in your mouth and keep sucking.

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    Originally posted by Fox This is assuming you can even convince someone to fuck you
    I am Hitler's wet dream I'm sure I can convince a German chick.
  12. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    So I could beat my wife with no permission.
  13. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Instigator I know I'm self medicating with Crouton but it helps alot.

    Me too,man. It feels too good especially at higher doses. I'm glad it's legal, but I'm not sure how it's avoided scheduling past 2016.

    My mental health is ok, I'm not doing good per se, but I simultaneously don't want to kill myself.
  14. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Scron found osintframework.com?!?!?
  15. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by totse2118 wouldn't be me

    Scron immediately after saying this:
  16. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Wariat why cnst i find a 12-17 yr old with daddy issues?

    The emo chick that did mephedrone looked the part. It shouldn't be hard for someone your age, I'd think.
  17. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Pretty sure Wariat is 39 now. Even sadder.
  18. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Kafka is a hermaphrodite. It was born with two sets of functioning genitilia and is cloning itself as we speak. there must be at least a dozen versions of her just in her town alone.

    Kafka if you're reading this... please peg me mommy.
  19. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I think it has something to do with the fact I have blonde curly hair. For some reason lots of women with daddy issues take interest in me specifically because of it. I would write it off as correlation, but the few woman that don't have daddy issues that are interested in me like me for other things.

    You know you're getting some good pussy when she wants to be tied down/ BDSM. Why do crazy girls without fail have the best pussy?
  20. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked The store had 6 packs of Stone Brewing Delicious Double IPA for $5 on the discount rack. And those are 9.4% abv. I bought $40 worth and i just keep them in the trunk or behind the passengers seat. Crack a couple when im stuck in traffic.

    I don't see anything wrong with having a beer or 2 while driving, but when you're 5 drinks in on Route 66 it's time to stop.
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