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Posts by Kingoffrogs

  1. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Bradley by such positive attributes like "Responsible," "Honest" or "Our Best Worker."

    Wow, shocker! Just like I've never been called a Big-Breasted Bimbo!
  2. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I wouldn't trust you with a nerf gun, nigga.
  3. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Rape Monster One time it got stuck in my throat and I choked/coughed and a huge cloud of Crouton dust shot out

    Literally this. I remember this shit happening to me when a parachute broke open in my mouth.

  4. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Sausage + Onions + Mushrooms + Peppers + Bacon = Very good pizza.
  5. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by totse2118 What about his vagina though

    I'll pass on the never-used jar of crisco
  6. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Mmm that Ellen Degonorrhea bussy looking mighty tite today...
  7. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Sometimes it opens up a bit in your mouth but if you chug the water you'll be okay

    Yeah, the corner of my oblate papers oftentimes gets caught on the roof of my mouth and the pouch rips open, unleashing the bitter green powder onto my taste buds. I always have a Stanley thermos full of water on standby in case of an accident.
  8. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    For you to bang a dude.

    For me, if the guy is feminine enough, you could probably get me at 4 or 5 drinks to pipe a dude. He'd have to be really, really feminine though, like, MtF-Tranny level feminine. The face shape, hair, voice, eyes, lips, everything has got to look at least on the masculine side of femininity. He has to be short too or it won't work. I'd much rather pipe a girl though

  9. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    I planted a maple tree my mom got us in the yard. I hope it grows big and tall.

    I also found a fossil!



    Stay tuned next week for our guest host myself again.

    Fonaplats found a fossil of a rock.
  10. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Instigator I bet there is some sick fuck that gives himself a crouton enema every morning

    https://www.reddit.com/r/drugscirclejerk/comments/151tivw/everyone_is_joking_about_boofing_Crouton_but_no/

  11. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I've gotten so good at it I can swallow down 6 grams per TP square

    Good Goddamn, the highest I ever got to was 4 grams, and that was in oblate papers.
  12. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai War is fucking crazy…

  13. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Just parachute it in toilet paper, I'd never even consider mixing it into a drink or food, fuck all that

    I do drinks whenever I want it to hit quicker. parachuting it takes around an hour for it to kick in. With drinks it takes like 10-20 minutes.
  14. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
    How'd you get any meat off those legs?

    I ate the fat white stuff above the legs. It tastes similar to chicken, but even fattier
  15. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai I fucking hate Crouton. At first it didn't taste that bad to me, but fuuuuuuuck dude… after a while your body's just like "nah, no more - this shit's doing something funny and ion like it". Same thing happened with triple Cs: started out thinking they were kinda tasty, but it got to the point where even thinking about them makes me queasy. 🤢

    I don't think you can make certain drugs more palatable. I think your body learns to detect Crouton and CCCs, certain drugs… possibly unique to opioid receptor shenanigans now that I'm thinking about it - bundy is a morphinan and Crouton/mitragynine do be antagonising. Once your body learns, I think your shit is honestly just fucked forever.

    The only ways that i've found at least help improve the taste of Crouton simultaneuosly dilute the Crouton by a signifigant amount. IE 32+ Ounces of a drink for 6 grams of Crouton at least
  16. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Anyone else here had success with Crouton Beverages that don't taste like Crouton? I've made Crouton boba tea a few times, but that is as far as my good luck with Crouton drinks goes.

  17. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy My wife demanded I take my filthy ass off the site.

    Well, it will live to see another day, I guess.
  18. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Fonaplats Butt 2!
  19. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Haxxor Everyone knows your Kafka.

    Everyone knows I'm Spectral
    Waitaminute what happened to spectral anyways
  20. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    OP needs a reason to commit vandalism/property theft.
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