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2023-09-11 at 7:48 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
Originally posted by Rape Monster Hospice nurses probably be nodding the fuck out hardcore
You think the nurses are fucked up, wait till you see the Korean war veteran with chronic scoliosis, fibromyalgia, and a shattered forearm because he tried to pick up a piece of fried chicken last week. Some of these patients get fucking blasted with morphine, I'm talking 200+ MG doses. Imagine being in a place where for 4 hours a day you where in a state of continuous orgasm. -
2023-09-11 at 7:42 PM UTC in Hospice Care must be lit as fuckOk, so I get you're old and all in hospice, but it's gotta be jumpin. Imagine this:
You wake up at 6 AM and get visited by a PAWG nurse that washes your ass for you. Then, you take 100 MG of morphine. an hour later, you're ballin down to the lunch room to eat some bomb-ass food like bacon and eggs with fruit, sitting back with some people you haven't seen since highschool, feeling pretty good and on your 2nd cup of coffee. You hang out with them, then go back to your room and watch tv for a bit. Lunch comes around, you eat lunch and go watch a movie n the theater room with your friends, chilling out.
And then comes dinner.
Next thing you know you're eating cheeseburger with baked beans and potato chips and a slice of apple pie, fuck yeah. You get back to your room and another cutie gives you your 150 MG of morphine, and now you're really faded. You spend the next hour on the couch talking to friends on facebook or what not, and then you go to bed at 8 PM. -
2023-09-11 at 6:05 PM UTC in If she had no problem
Originally posted by Wariat dating a guy y age at 15 or having sex with him why cant i find sone like this in poland where its fucking legl fuys? star trek why are pollack ones so diff than ones in west or even russia and so not open to older men?
https://www.wrdw.com/content/news/whats-next-for-found-evans-teen-calah-waskow.html
https://augustacrime2.rssing.com/chan-23483693/article830.html
Who knows, maybe you are you problem. Maybe if you stopped letting kids play you for beer and cigarettes you'd get some! -
2023-09-11 at 5:08 PM UTC in Helladamnleet loves kids!
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2023-09-11 at 5:07 PM UTC in Muh corporate welfareThat moment when politicians use monetary policy in order to secure their re-elections, but instead of "fixing" a recession they end up only postponing it while simultaneously making its effects more drastic.
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2023-09-11 at 5:01 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
Originally posted by totse2118 to make it look like a robbery /mugging gone bad vs a targeted hit.
If you were gonna do it more than once you would want to switch up MO's and locations like you could maybe do the one but you will start leaving a trail no matter how well and clean you plan it
On top of that i'd have to wait at least 6 months, probably a year. -
2023-09-11 at 10:58 AM UTC in I got a boner from...Ok so I was talking to this girl on Discord, right? I tell her I love her, she says "i love you" and my dick stand at attention.
How much love am i missing out on, guys. I'm so lonely. -
2023-09-11 at 10:21 AM UTC in What would your last meal be? *Topical Food & Death discussion*You already know what the fuck I want
Originally posted by Kingoftoes Context:
Kabul, Afghanistan. 09/07/2023
You and a few of the Taliban are running a road bloackade collecting tolls from passing citizens. One of your fellow jihadists whispers to you "Inshallah tonight will be good".
Later, he finds you in your tent. He gets you to come outside with him, presenting you with the most blindingly gorgeous pipe in all of existence:
That's right, motherfucker. You're about to smoke some of the purest, snow-white, most kick-ass smack you've ever seen in your pathetic life.
He whispers to you "Come, brother, it is not haram because there is no hukum which forbids drugs, let alone 98.5% pure heroin."
Do you hit the pipe with your new friend, or do you reject this potentially perilous product??? -
2023-09-11 at 9:51 AM UTC in I noticed something odd.
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2023-09-11 at 9:42 AM UTC in Dislike option.Good idea, as long as it doesn't get removed like what Youtube did with theirs.
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2023-09-11 at 8:45 AM UTC in How many could I get away with?Let's say, hypothetically speaking, I went on a killing spree and slaughtered homeless people. How many do you guys think I could get away with? I'd bet at least get one, and there is a big river by my house that gets bodies dumped in it probably monthly, so I could easily drop the body in the river and either bury or burn the weapon (blunt object).
I bet I could get away with 1 a month, doing more wouldn't draw suspicion because they're missing, but because I'd be out at 1 AM going to the same town and parking in an empty lot somewhere and walking around the city for a few hours.
It wouldn't be very hard to kill a homeless guy, I'm pretty strong and have a lot of experience with violence, so a few good cracks over the head with a bat and it's over for the poor (literally!) guy.
The biggest problems I face are that of getting caught. I already have the supplies and skills and the grit I need to commit a murder, But my traveling habits would change drastically in a short period of time, even if I was working 3rd shift. This would inevitably mark me as suspicious, probably according to multiple legal departments and institutions. -
2023-09-11 at 1:59 AM UTC in I'm Free!
Originally posted by totse2118 https://discord.com/invite/kuxzZ5C
here ya go bleatnik gang gang you gonna spot 4 us right
Bleatnik gang rise! Fight Newtotse! (Not actually please play nice) -
2023-09-10 at 10:32 PM UTC in My head is full of fuck
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2023-09-10 at 5:32 PM UTC in Brady Raphael is a dumb name. *P.I. LEAK*
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2023-09-10 at 4:04 PM UTC in Why I'm a Republican
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2023-09-10 at 4:03 PM UTC in Should I join the military folx
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2023-09-10 at 4:02 PM UTC in Brady Raphael is a dumb name. *P.I. LEAK*6638 MAPLE, Bay City, WI 54723 US
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2023-09-10 at 3:34 PM UTC in Helladamnleet loves kids!Guys check it out, Helladamnleet address drop!
6638 MAPLE, Bay City, WI 54723 US -
2023-09-10 at 2:16 PM UTC in Help, my wife has fleas!
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I bought some flea traps that seem to be catching fleas but my wife wont shut up about hiring an exterminator as if they'll do anything we can't do ourselves.
Good call not hiring an exterminator, i'm sure the infestation isn't that bad. The flea traps will help, going through all of your bedding and washing it will help too (I know they aren't bed bugs, but 1/3 of your life is spent in bed, and Fleas follow humans.) -
2023-09-10 at 2:14 PM UTC in Help, my wife has fleas!
