Posts by Kingoffrogs

1. 2024-04-29 at 4:13 AM UTC in My asshoke is so likely to remain lonely and unlicked
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Bradley Folks why can't I be into having my ass eaten like everyone else inn this forum

   
   I'm not getting my ass locked anytime soon, I'm sure Wariat isn't either so you aren't the only one brad.
2. 2024-04-29 at 4:11 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Solstice I like to put honey all over my dick then sit outside during the summer so all the insects come and mess with it

   
   Shoving a pet rat up ur ass is a good choice too when it comes to critter fun time.
3. 2024-04-29 at 3:51 AM UTC in She said she already got a man
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Lol'd.
   
   But yeah, the woman of my dreams had her husband fly in from Pakistan and now he's pounding her every night while I rot in my room.

   
   Move to the Philippines and get a hot Filipino that can cook you a good Adobo!
4. 2024-04-29 at 3:50 AM UTC in Lol everyone is retarded and food is poison mostly
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by RIPtotse

   
   THIS ONE INFO-TAINMENT GUY ON YOUTUBE SAID IT SO IT'S TRUE!
5. 2024-04-29 at 3:48 AM UTC in Getting into chokewanking
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Kinks dude thats wut killed Bill

   
   Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation has killed many a horny young man with mommy issues.
6. 2024-04-29 at 3:46 AM UTC in Wanna be friends irl?
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Bradley Sike lonely ass nigga

   
   Who would want to be IRL friends with Bad Brad?
7. 2024-04-28 at 3 PM UTC in "modifying" microwave oven , RF safety
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   bungie cords
8. 2024-04-28 at 2:36 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Fonaplats
   
   UPDATE
   
   
   
   They've set up a hive very near to my house/driveway right by the kids sandbox.
   I'm looking at bee suits now.
   
   Any suggestions?

   
   Knock down the hive with a projectile at this point.
   
   If it was smaller you could envelope it in a tupperware container filled with gas and let the fumes kill the bees, but that hive is huge and up in a tree.
9. 2024-04-26 at 10:25 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   I'm gonna go shower, and then I'm gonna cum super fucking hard everywhere!
   
   For Palestine!
10. 2024-04-26 at 11:14 AM UTC in The nogging continues
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    There's a metaphor about society here in this video, somewhere.

    
    I think it's, "Don't hit the bus driver."
11. 2024-04-25 at 10:29 PM UTC in What I've been eating once or twice a day for the last month.
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    You should eat kumquats
12. 2024-04-25 at 6:46 PM UTC in We are now opening our chatroom for new users.
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by Iron Ree I only have a fax # which doesn't work for TEXT ACTIVATION. Telegram is dumb literally dox yourself to use a chat, at least with discord you can just use a burner email. Who the fuck has burner phone numbers in 2024 when stuff like voip exists

    
    fax 420 to 360-699-6969 for a pic of scrawny's BALLZ
13. 2024-04-25 at 6:06 PM UTC in Which mixed drinks taste the same canned as they do prepared?
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I have had many canned cocktails, amd also many prepared cocktails. I think that a lime-arita tastes the same prepared as it does canned, but a mai tai tastes way better prepared than it does canned.
    
    So, which mixed drinks taste the same canned as they do prepared?
14. 2024-04-23 at 7:45 PM UTC in had a dream I was being raped by aliens
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Your dreams must be showing you what your subconscious REALLY wants.
15. 2024-04-23 at 4 PM UTC in DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO REPEAT THE CYCLE AGAIN THIS WEEK?
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by WellHung You want me to continue to keep my nose to the grindstone without making a peep?

    
    The cycle must continue...
16. 2024-04-23 at 3:14 PM UTC in As Yo-Duh once famously said
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    The morning wood is strong with this one
17. 2024-04-23 at 3:12 PM UTC in Who's who now?
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by Narc If I kiss you will you turn into a prince?
    
    Come here, gimme a kiss
    
    
    .

    
    10$ to kiss this ugly mug
18. 2024-04-22 at 11:48 PM UTC in What happened to my friends?
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    They both died In a Horrific car accident. Both died instantly.
19. 2024-04-21 at 6:55 PM UTC in Who's who now?
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I'm me
20. 2024-04-21 at 6:27 PM UTC in Happy 421 I lost my lighter aaaaa.......
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by mmQ aaaaaahuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
    
    jkjklol on god hope you're all well other than those of you I despise. I'm 40 years old now. Into the broiling oven I go. /Seventeen heart emojis go here

    
    Happy 4/21 i guess