Posts by Kingoffrogs

1. 2023-09-18 at 5:27 PM UTC in BDSM Test Results Thread
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Instigator I like to ageplay as a 4000 year old tree.

   
   

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs The Honey Locust. I fucked the shit out of it's Locussy.
   
   

2. 2023-09-18 at 5:23 PM UTC in BDSM Test Results Thread
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   Not to be confused with nigger.
3. 2023-09-18 at 5:16 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Instigator

   
   Yes mommy
4. 2023-09-18 at 5:02 PM UTC in Michael Myers Vs Joe Biden
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   Holdup, Joe voted to kill not just anyone, but countless people: Men, women, and children alike. Isn't this a far more heinous act than simply killing 1-3 people with your own hands? His actions directly lead to the deaths of At least 30,000 people. The sheer quantity of deaths is far more terrifying than what Michael has been shown to be capable of, not even close to Joe's body count.
   
   Oh Joe also sniffs kids.
5. 2023-09-18 at 3:44 PM UTC in I have a unaliving fetish
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by totse2118 YOU WILL BE WHEN i"M DONE WITH YOU

   
   Hopefully we don't get caught in the forest preserve.
6. 2023-09-18 at 3:30 PM UTC in I have a unaliving fetish
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   I might be young but I'm not a faggot
7. 2023-09-18 at 3:24 PM UTC in I have a unaliving fetish
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   Nevermind, i'm in between 18-25.
8. 2023-09-18 at 3:12 PM UTC in Mexico releases proof of aliens
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   
   How did this not get blocked for copyright.
9. 2023-09-18 at 2:50 PM UTC in I have a unaliving fetish
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by aldra are you a zoomer

   
   I'm about scron's age I think.
10. 2023-09-18 at 2:38 PM UTC in I have a unaliving fetish
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by aldra if/when I do I'll drop my PI so you can all follow along on the news

    
    
11. 2023-09-18 at 2:26 PM UTC in Faking your own suicide.
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by jerryb Guess you would be a legend on NIS with its 5-10 members. If it makes you feel better I'd feel bad hearing Bradley offed himself. And sad for at least 1-2 days.

    
    Yeah I'd be so sad I'd fake killing myself too. But with a twist!
    
    

    Show spoiler
12. 2023-09-18 at 12:53 PM UTC in Should I join the military folx
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by totse2118 okay fatso you probably weigh more than me

    
    All you have to do is get in shape and then join. You'll never have to worry about a job or retirement again. An easy 1-stop shop to an upper middle class life.
13. 2023-09-18 at 12:51 PM UTC in Thanksgiving '97. The day Barney was killed
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by jerryb Super happy my kids never liked Barney or that weird ass Teletubbies or whatever the fuck it's called. They did like Thomas the Train which was OK.

    
    Yeah I don't want my kids to be running up to people dressed in fursuits giving them hugs and stuff.
14. 2023-09-18 at 12:50 PM UTC in Shania Twain on music, menopause and loving her body ‘more now than ever’
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I imagine when you're going through menopause getting dick becomes more of a chore.
15. 2023-09-18 at 12:49 PM UTC in The result of being a loser on the internet for an extended period of time (With notable examples)
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by Bradley We develop pedophiles from average normal trailer trash like Brady Raphael or people who think they're successful based on how many beers they drank that day like me.

    Bradley lumping himself in with the likes of Helladamnnoteeth? Preposterous!
16. 2023-09-18 at 12:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't get it

    
    It looks like it's either radioactive as aldra said or it's a magnet, i'd guess the former.
17. 2023-09-18 at 12:44 PM UTC in MMQ stubbornly refuses to do the things that he needs to do in order to alleviate his depression...consequently, he remains depressed..
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, it's hard to feel sorry for people who know what they need to do but refuse to do it, especially when they expect sympathy online for their condition. It's a shame he doesn't realize that a handful of consistent adjustments in his behavior would have him feeling like he's blessed.

    
    Thanks for the wisdom, WellHung. You're right.
18. 2023-09-18 at 12:40 PM UTC in Thanksgiving '97. The day Barney was killed
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by mashlehash

    
    Why tf are people cheering, how could they at the sight of such an innocent fellow's demise?
19. 2023-09-18 at 2:54 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Opioid abusers get their hands held too much when it comes to quitting, every other drug you're on your own. Junkies get Suboxone and methadone.

    
    yeah people quitting coke get nothing
20. 2023-09-18 at 2:53 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by totse2118 id fuck her

    
    I second this notion.