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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Lmfao

    It must have been Kafka 😒
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    This thread probably gets more active around new years 🫤
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala No

    Well fuck you then
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut


    I just thought of another banger
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Kind of. I think today/Zoklet should adapt but that would mean relying on some form of social media which you can never really trust these days. A telegram group would probably be the best option but a forum for backup.
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's 250lb again.

    What was going on with her weight? She was always a fat girl with a deceptively normal looking face?
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I got stopped driving my ex's car from a cop that had a reader that was in a Walmart parking lot. I'm not sure if that was specifically what he was doing, it was a small town so he may have been. I lived like a quarter mile away and he followed me home, luckily he didn't actually pull me over because I didn't have a license. It was alerted from a warrant 2 states away and it wasn't even felony because they didn't do shit, just told her you know you got a warrant….I didn't know out of state misdemeanor warrants even showed up like that.

    I think with misdemeanor warrants they have to put them in some national system to show up but they're not obligated to. Or that was what I heard or read at the time. Maybe it changed.

    But I see more cops using them in little speed trap towns I guess with nothing better to fuck with anybody for.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala The most important question - is that Heinz or A1

    Smh you could learn a thing or two from Candy. I'm curious about the biscuits.

    Unrelated but were you the one posting about Reba and 90s country music in one of my threads?
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green The property is hot right now. Seems people are leaving for Chicago. But Why? 700 murders a year. its onlu 3.5 Million metro. its not small and has amazing buildings from what I hear and see on tv, the winters are shit cold and it's windy and cold (apparently) much of the year round. and Red told me the property tax is the highest in the nation for a large city. Property tax in LA and San Francisco, San Diego etc is between 1.0 to 1.4 depending on the counties. So even though Property cost lots, the property tax is very doable and in a good place for popularity and home purchases to stay high. but in Chicago it's like 3.7 percent. I mean that makes a massive dif

    if a property was 100k at 1 percent then it's for the whole year 1k or about 80 bucks a month. so a million is 800 a month. but a 100k in Chicago is about 3700 a year or about 320 a month for every 100k

    if you owned even a 500k assest value then thats 1600 plus a month for property tax. if its a condo and ad another 1000 HOA fee (which is about average) you're looking at 2600 dollars on top of your mortgage which is another 2800 a month?

    now that's about 5200 a month for owning a home or 10k a month if its closer to a million. who the fuck can afford this? Chinese and Arabs that's who. and they're pouring in.

    so it's actually cheaper to live in the state of Cali than other states right now. Only Inner City in Cali are shitted up. the wooded towns are amazing and low crime rate and good life style. you can go to the beach if you drive a few hours west or go and play in the fucking snow in your backyard certain times of the year.

    So I ask, Is Chicago a good place to live?

    I'm pretty sure the police there are actively trying to get them to kill each other, and probably doing it themselves sometimes if they're slacking off to get them going again. So the murders aren't a bad thing necessarily if gentrification is what you seek.

    I wouldn't really want to live in the Midwest though. I just don't like the idea of it.
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️

    You made all this?
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker She was a brain scooped liberal loon

    Is that really why Candy didn't like her.

    I cringe thinking about what went on with her and that dog.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Half Price books is always busy when I go in.

    There were two stores near me but one closed with the reason (the landlord pu the rent up and we are looking for a new location).

    Great for books, vinyl, cds, dvds, PC/console games etc.

    https://hpb.com/074

    There is one close but it's still a chain 🫤 I may check it out.

    But you should be able to find newish paperbacks for $2 locally. That's what I'm bitching about. There are discount places too.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Last year Timothy Sled shot a hole in a water tower located in Kingsland, Arkansas. Kingsland is located in Johnny Cash's home county of Cleveland County Arkansas.



    https://www.nwaonline.com/news/2023/mar/29/verdict-guilty-in-water-tower-shooting/

    I think that could have been what I saw a video of on Tiktok.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein As I was saying LMAO
    ❤️

    Why didn't you like "technologist"?
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist C’mon ya’ll I wanna win this one, let’s get voting!

    What happened to the dog fucker?
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I used to wake up to texts like this from a meth head girl that she would send at like 3am.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I think I'mma make dinner tonight, but i'm not gonna tell anyone anything and when my friend and his girlfriend come over, I'm gonna bust out a giant platter of bread sticks. Cuz I got this dough shit to make like 2 dozen of them, but you gotta oil em up and hit em with parmessean and oregano before you cook them, then when they come out, i will produce my (store bought) salsa that I hit with oregano, a cut up habanero and spring onions so the shit looks like I made it all myself instead of 2 cans of pillsbury dough, some shit i found in the pantry, and some salsa I put two things into. I even make sure I cut all the onions and peppers all shitty so people know it's home made instead of seeing uniformly cut vegetables in the salsa i got out of a jar.

    Lil extra salt and a little sour cream because his wife hates anything spicy. So it seems like a give a shit.

    Shit motherfucker i'm literally gonna make bread sticks and convince these 3 cuban people that I made all of it in 20 minutes, and im probably gonna layer the salsa with FireStick Jamacian hot sauce.

    im fuckin killin it today, i came up with this whole idea in like two minutes.

    I was reading this thinking it was Candy, and started thinking it didn't sound like her.

    I make really good biscuits with flour and lard and buttermilk, but idk how to get it the consistency of garlic bread.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I've seen videos of leaking water towers I think on Tiktok from where people shot holes in them.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Never seen one with a shitload of them. Just remember reading about repo companies being tied into the database.

    You probably don't pay attention like I do. I'll bet you anything you've been around what I'm talking about
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the only talent butt has is being White.

    Who is butt??
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