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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 3D Printed guns are dangerous, useless, and stupid.

    How so?

    Assuming you make it to fit an actual gun barrel.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Cock blocking? Be for real

    And you were ok at first. You seemed really jealous of kafka, that's why I said that about the country music thing but you didn't take the bait. But besides that you were ok. We talked about Obama being gay, Carlee Russell but you're always rude now.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Cock blocking? Be for real

    With the Thomas Jefferson comment yes you were.
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Oh and I wanted to post a story in the news thing I would like you to comment on
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I took a picture of my leg



    Still waiting for ass pics though 😒
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m allergic to fish …that’s why I’m just now finding out long John silvers has cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory ….

    It was good

    You're missing out. Tuna doesn't really taste like fish though.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ And they would make the spike traps and smear shit on the spikes so when people fell on them they'd be way more likely to get an infection around the wounds lol

    Idk how long would last though. I guess it would be good in the short term.



    Originally posted by Bradley Cowboy do you know what a tunnel rat is? I've known two in my life and both are the most fascinating people.

    You make me wonder about you sometimes with your questions 🤔 but I did know one actually. This old black guy. What do you think are the best books for reading on Vietnam though? And stuff they did? I made some slop with bacon fried tuna and rice and Louisiana hot sauce that made me think about you. It was pretty good.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala We all know in your case that allergic to means aroused by, Thomas Jefferson

    You evil cock blocking white woman 😑

    She was white and one of the first women I dated after my kids mom. I was over that for a while. So my dogpill journey began with that.

    This slop that I made with the tuna and rice wasn't that bad though. It tastes like hash.

  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley One of my favorite things to study when I had morbid fascinations as a kid was Vietkong Boobie Traps, the tunnel system known as the Ho Chi Minh trail, and the ability of a bunch of rice farmers to fend off not one (france) but two (USA) empires successfully.

    Before Vietnam the USA had lost 1 war (the civil war) where you can't really win and you always lose as you're fighting half your country with your other half, and they proved I don't remember how many people live in Vietnam but that a small group of rice eating, cannibal, communist, rice farmers can win a war and repel the imperialist Americans (despite 25 years earlier America whomped hitler and japan who had equal militaries)

    it was a testamenet to the ingenuinity (i'm so high and misspelling shit but idgaf) of the vietnamese people that they were able to adapt to unforeseen circumstances with France) and then confidantly increase their ability to conduct the same side of off side guerilla warfare that one them the first bout.

    Impressive. I don't think Vietnam will ever be invaded by anyone simply because it's worthless and these people put up a fucking hell of a fight.

    And it is now all recorded including instruction manuals translated, live examples, and historical information relating to ever trap, technique, weapon, tool, and methodology used during that 50 years of war in their rain forest.

    So fuck yeah I read everything that's interesting as fuck.

    There's a lot of crazy stories about the Vietcong. Poisonous snakes and stuff. Something like that or even spikes that stop people from wanting to run will make them easy targets. The psychological part of it may be more important than the trap actually killing or seriously injuring the person. Them always having to watch their step.



    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Reddit is all up in arms about Abbots use of those buoys to stop the illegal immigrants. ITS NOT LEGAL FOR ME TO BOOBY TRAP MY OWN HOME HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL HE SHOULD BE DRAGGED OUT AND SHOT.

    Its not a booby trap if its a gigantic orange floating thing with metal blades all over it. lol.

    How does it work?
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao @ one of the founders

    Do you think I was being paranoid?

    It wouldn't really matter, the fur was enough for me but I just thought that was suspicious.
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 whats with you and the dogfucking you're like wariat 2.0

    What's it to you? You've asked me this several times.

    It's personal to me. I went to this girl's house one time that had dog fur all in her bed, which I'm allergic to, and when she would bend over his little hotdog thing started showing and he was looking like he expected something.

    From then on, the cliche made sense. The dogpilled memes started popping up after I posted the story somewhere so I'm one of the founders of the movement.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Keeps out the riff raff.

    You said you were going to sell wings for 50 cents each.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Good. Remember this moment. Let the pain flow through you.

    I know you're holding a grudge over my dogpilled memes. You always try to lol it off when I say that but it's really the only reason you have to be bad. Idk if they struck a nerve or what but I haven't even been posting them.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green Money? she's broke like me. I bought this tv with my money when I had some for her. she had a tiny tv.

    I don't have access to "Her money'.

    You should really do something about her. Is everything in her name or something? Where you're living and the bills?
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I wonder how bad tuna is for you after Fukushima
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein What you cooking today friend

    Frala says she only eats corndogs idk if you're talking to me.

    I don't have any groceries and don't feel like getting any. I actually did eat fried chicken last night. I got a 12 piece from this place that was just ok but cheap and put Louisiana hot sauce on it. And rice and tomatoes. I ate it for lunch too. I'll probably cook some tuna in bacon grease I had left over from this morning with some rice. I'll probably put the hot sauce on that too.

    People only post when they make something fancy.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You must be really bored

    His gf went on a girls trip and didn't invite him.



    Originally posted by Pete Green Movie Joyride. Very comical. ELO did much of the scoring and Soundtrack in the film.

    If you have access to your gf's money you should use some of it to raw dog some hookers and get her to give you a blow job when she gets home.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    I was just trolling frala but that kinda hurts with you 🥺

    I would like to take frala to Speedy's though and maybe have Pete Green but I think he would be out of the way. If I did Speedy should put her to work.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Now see, you done went off and got yourself in a tizzy.

    If you want to be friends let me over one day.
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Well he never told people what happened to his nose so maybe he got one of those cigars meant for Castro.
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