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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Smh @ hydromorphone

    But nobody has any thoughts on my needleless b12 shot?

    Idk how great DMSO is for that or like if it's talked up. I have everything I need to do it.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Wait is Butt the reason you're a Trumpet? 🙄 I changed my mind. He deserved to get cucked.

    I enjoy walking around on voting day sans sticker feeling superior.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I wore a sheer black skirt last night..

    Like to sleep in? Post pics. I have a picture I'm thinking about getting framed but I may devote a thread to it.
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I make the choices ..I choose who I want to be with ..anyone who has had the pleasure of loving me …will always love me …

    So you wear the pants in the relationship?

    Butts a good man though...
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I like it

    It's a movie too...Llorona is some kind of Mexican ghost story. I can't remember if the movie is originally in Spanish or English though.
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein


    Have a great night everyone 🥰



    I stole his heart and then I put it in a verse ..
    He caught feelings when I rode it in reverse 🥰🎶

    Butt took you back?
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut


    What do you think? I'm trying to find Mexican music that isn't that polka shit...or Spanish music in general that sounds good.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I have some questions. How do you make sure there is only nitrogen in the bag? Where do people buy bags with drawstrings? Will a dry cleaning bag do? What drugs should you take and which ones should you avoid? Are there any other considerations?

    Ur a bitch ass nigga u kno that?
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    A was once talking to a very wise zokleteer (Hydromorphone) about B12. She said something about the shots and I asked about taking the pills. She told me something that ig was like her life's motto. Basically if it ain't worth shooting it ain't worth doing. Those pills wouldn't do shit.

    But I thought of something that might be close? Dissolving crushed B12 in DMSO and rubbing it on the veins in my arms? Is there anything else (for health benefits, not being a junkie) that would be worth trying?
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I’d say seven billiard balls is a bit overkill. I can barely fit three up there.

    I will have to see a video to believe it.
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dick size is really more about if the recipients of it are satisfied.

    It's a bit like saying you're satisfied with your job performance when your boss and work colleagues all think you suck.

    I've posted dick pics here so I would let the ladies be the judge of that. I think Candace complimented me but I can't remember.

    FYI I posted them out of boredom and to make people uncomfortable though. I feel that it's undignified if you're actually hoping to get anything out of it.

    But my whole point is that being hyperfocused on pleasuring women's genitals is fucking stupid unless it's for potential reproductive purposes. And the more women are turned on by you the less effort you have to put into it.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Happy Monday Everyone 🥰


    I love Chucky memes. I feel like we're kindred spirits.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I feel like the only reason you'd want a really big dick is to hurt people with it

    so yeah I could do with a few more inches

    Yeah if I was bisexual for sure.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The feelings of sexual inadequacy that fuels the Western cuck phenomenon, I think in a world with a lil more Darwin, would instead express itself in smaller dick men being serial killers and catfishing their competition on tinder or whatever people get their STDs from these days.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I'm pretty satisfied with the size of my equipment... as satisfied as one could be with such a thing. It would always be nice to get an extra half inch or so out of it.

    But I was thinking about this. If I felt like my dick wasn't big enough or a bitch ever told me that, then I have a perfectly good fist/arm to stick in there. The whole cuck thing ig usually fixates on this, and the idea being that a man with a larger dick is more biologically viable or whatever you would call it. Female orgasms help with conception so that part is true. I think it makes a big difference with some.

    But would a Rottweiler care if a chihuaua had a bigger dick and want to sit and watch him impregnate females because he was more biologically viable? No he would snap the chihuahua's neck making him not biologically viable at all. Likewise an African bushman would simply want to crack the better endowed man's skull with a rock.

    I reckon the smaller my dick was the more violent I would be unless it correlates to T levels or something.

    Anyway I've come to appreciate (some civilizations) but laws, and women having any choice in who impregnated them is one reason things are so backwards in the West.
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I found this gem thanks to my interest in Espanol.

    As far as I can tell the guy fucks his hot cousin. I couldn't find a lot of details about the movie, where it was made or whatever but she's super hot and it's like one of those HBO... or showtime or whatever pornos. Where they're constantly getting naked and dry? humping. The rhythm seems all weird so I hope so.

    Ig it's supposed to be a comedy but I don't really get the joke. Maybe incest is just commonplace wherever this is filmed.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Where are you? You're at least near Chicago right?
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    I’m not in Chicago I wouldn’t know lol

    Byeee 😜

    60's is cold enough to wear a hoodie.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    And it's still not cold in Chicago? ☹️
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Eww...

    Was butt a better cook?
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