Posts by Cowboy2013

1. 2024-12-21 at 11:07 PM UTC in Does anybody actually like drinking alcohol anymore?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I generally drink like every two to three months, but there was a period I was doing it every day. But when I was younger, I would drink until I threw up and not want to do it for three months. Now I'm about the same but I don't need to puke anymore.
2. 2024-12-21 at 11:03 PM UTC in What do you think happened to Candace?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah, I said "Damn that's pretty harsh" and she said "I don't give a fuq 🤣"

   
   I thought you were joking but it's nice to know that I can make her mad even if she's not here.
3. 2024-12-21 at 11 PM UTC in Does anybody actually like drinking alcohol anymore?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Instigator It's all fun and games until blood is coming out of both ends.

   
   Lol I know somebody who told me he drank either a case of beer in a weekend, or one Saturday and one Sunday I can't remember. He had the same issue and blamed the alcohol.
   
   I've almost always preferred straight liquor over beer and beer seems worse for headaches but I get it from liquor too now.
4. 2024-12-21 at 10:57 PM UTC in Does anybody actually like drinking alcohol anymore?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood if someone from the internet sued me I would stab them in court as the judge reads the verdict and they are standing there all smug
   

   
   I've never tried smuggling weapons into courthouses so idk how realistic it is. I've taken drugs in and done them to pass the time but drugs aren't metal so...
5. 2024-12-21 at 10:52 PM UTC in TinyChat is Offically Done
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by TAP WATER ENJOYER HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER?

   
   Make an account on "paltalk"?
6. 2024-12-21 at 6:19 PM UTC in Does anybody actually like drinking alcohol anymore?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rough Rider Doesn't feel as bad when you're drunk

   
   Not so much anymore....
   
   It used to make me want to drive are and commit crimes but now I drink it until I'm drunk (needing to close one eye to focus) try to go to sleep at noon and wake up at 3pm with a headache needing aspirin and a gallon of water.
7. 2024-12-21 at 6:16 PM UTC in Does anybody actually like drinking alcohol anymore?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood MAN THIS MODERN BOOZE YOU BUY AT THE LIQUOR STORE DOn'T EVEN GET YOU THAT DRUNK IT JUST MAKES YOU SICK AND PUKE THIS ISn'T LIKE THAT REAL HOOCH WHERE YOU COULD DRINK AN ENTIRE BARREL OF WHISKEY AND RIDE AROUND ON A HORSE GREETING THE VILLAGE

   
   I think there's something to this bro. I drink vodka and it feels like I imagine it would feel drinking rubbing alcohol.
8. 2024-12-21 at 6:14 PM UTC in What's up with republicans calling themselves libertardians?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rough Rider Wow so i am a libertarian and wish you to know one thing
   
   Every man woman and child has the right to fuck off and walk far enough away that I can't see them and do whatever they want to their cows.
   
   But don't come over here asking me why I milk my cows the way I milk them I'm the mother fuckin milk man

   
   Is this a metaphor for homosexual buttsecks?
   
   The male anus is a hole that you can theoretically use to ejaculate, therefore it should be sodomized. Then talked about afterwards. I believe that's the liberation position.
9. 2024-12-21 at 5:41 PM UTC in What's up with republicans calling themselves libertardians?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Is it being edgy to them?
   
   Libertarians are supposed to like male on male buttsecks (like a lot of the founding fathers probably did). Like a hedonist thing. And many of these republicans claiming to be libertarians are only closeted fagits and rant against proud fagits and wokeism or sum shit.
   
   Libertardians also like abortion but these republican cunts want to make mayo dog fuckers reproduce for a war with China.
10. 2024-12-21 at 4:19 PM UTC in What do you think happened to Candace?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She says you are the saddest user here and this place will pick up when you kill yourself

    
    Srsly?
11. 2024-12-21 at 4:18 PM UTC in Does anybody actually like drinking alcohol anymore?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    It's pretty awful the older I get.
12. 2024-12-21 at 4:10 PM UTC in Found something amazing
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Kafka! Just the hoe I wanted to see. What are you doing for hannakah(sp?)
13. 2024-12-21 at 4:08 PM UTC in What do you think happened to Candace?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just talked to her on the NIS secret rear guard discord with wariat and totse2k3 and elbow

    
    With all the anticipation built up for her return she's probably anxious about posting again. Like it won't live up to the hype.
14. 2024-12-20 at 6:26 PM UTC in Has Trump done anything to help the retards who rioted for him?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I'm guessing most of them got out with time served or sum in time to vote? 🤤
15. 2024-12-20 at 6:24 PM UTC in What do you think happened to Candace?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I think her new bf introduced her to hard drugs and she's too good for us now. Maybe she will come back skinny though.
16. 2024-12-20 at 6:21 PM UTC in A HAPPENING. TRACER ROUNDS NJ @UAP/Iran Drone
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    This ain't Iran you bitch ass nigga. For one the US government has to know everything about them. For two the new Iranian President is an undercoe US/Israeli cuck.
17. 2024-12-20 at 1:47 PM UTC in Balenciaga's
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I could picture Speedy in the Nike monarchs if he wasn't wearing vietnamese Harley Davidson boots.
18. 2024-12-20 at 1:46 PM UTC in Balenciaga's
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Since I was trying to find new shoes this is something that I felt like commenting on.
    
    Ig (mostly) black people celebrities??? will buy these because they're like $400 and they need something to spend money on besides marijuana in between Jordans. But the whole idea is that they're deliberately ugly af. It's supposed to be artistic or ironic or some shit idk.
    
    I think I read this came from the "dad shoe" trend. Which some of the shoes classified as dad shoes I would wear, like retro running shoes, but not like those boomer Nike monarch shoes lol. I think that's how they're still around.
19. 2024-12-20 at 1:38 PM UTC in SWIM stole a California King mattress😼
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Since when did they start packing king size mattress in 2x3 boxes?
    
    Nonetheless stealing is cool so +1 for that. More porch pirating threads would have got me in the Christmas spirit but most people here have given up on life.
20. 2024-12-19 at 6:46 PM UTC in Uncle Peckerhead Starring Lindsay Zywicel
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Uncle Peckerhead is not a cannibal. "Peck" turns into a man eating demon for thirteen minutes every night at midnight.

    
    Were you also a Lindsay Zywicel fan?