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2023-08-06 at 6:04 PM UTCI do both bruh! Im not on bullshit, I even put this little white thing from a balloon on my knife two days ago so that I can pull the knife out by just ripping on the string and I really like how it's plastic so when I ran the knife underwater I kinda held some of the string in my hand and the knife is all metal and sure as fuck, it's gotta better grip for me just to have some of this vinyl plastic ass bullshit string on my knife plus i can pull it out even faster and when im kinda stoned and on the phone i swing it in a circle infront of me, but I do that with keys too.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Men who have been in it don't talk about it kid.
Other than here and 4chan, where I go and espouse the fact that I have been victimized by the world and when my life is in danger I like to kill people with shitty knives and talk shit to them instead of having them cause me great bodily harm without reason?
Pretty much just here and my friends houses but they mostly work in restaurants on weekends or get up at 5pm to start selling drugs and hitting licks so I get bored in the morning a lot and come here to talk about how I really feel inside and hope for constructive commentary to help me develop further and your bitch ass opinion. -
2023-08-06 at 6:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Men who have been in it don't talk about it kid.
also you know im covered in slash marks and poke wounds right lol like they don't show up on my shit ass chromebook but i got 4 good ones on my face and about ten others from playing these fun games and winning these fun prizes plus i kinda no bullshit like when i got shot three months ago and was holding a telephone pole begging for my God to help me stay awake while I tried to get to a supermarket, yeah in the moment i was horrified, pissed myself, had part of my eyebrow hanging over my eye, was burned, had pants hanging off my ass with 1 sandal on, yeah that was fucking terrible, but bro you know how EXCITED I was? and then when I was fine, do you know how EXCITED I was? bro that's the most exciting thing that ever happened to me. After every fucking fight i've been in (like with another real man, not my mom or a bitch arguging with me about dumb shit) but like when I know someone is litereally striking me with as much as they can
I'm just even fist fighting like normal boys shit, you know how fucking excited I am when my blood starts going faster and I feel everyone's voice and the sounds outside just start quieting and it happens fast but in like small moments it just kinda feels like life is going in slow motion and my brain isn't.
And I love it, I probably will always love fighting, there's something just magical I guess you can't replace, yeah when i was a little kid and new to drugs like doing a line of cocaine made me feel really alive, but now i'm 30 and if i go smoke a 10 in crack i'll be high, if i go do any drug or have most experiences (maybe jumping out of an airplane or like bungee jumping or learning how to fly a helicopter from Kobe Bryant) Did my TBI cause me to feel a little stupider? Yes, it also always hurts in the bright florida sunlight and when when i close my eyes I have a white circle in the top exterior 1/3 in my vision that hurts when the sun hits it but i don't wear sunglasses ever and don't want to.
Was it worth it? Fuck yeah bro i have so much fun doing this shit and when I get my ass beat, I often tell them (Especially if they just fight me and win and stop, that's super cool to do (normally not minority people)) "You know I've gotten my ass beat a lot, I know that's hard to believe, you sir are a good ass whooper. God damn." as I hold a blown ear drum or my hands over my busted lips.
I"m not fucking rambo bro i just like to fight people and sometimes when it's not going my way and really really bad my way, i cut em a bit. I'd stab u too but you have a firearm and I don't cuz fuck knows when I'd ever have 200$ to my name to buy a piece of metal and be as cool as you, Speedy Parker. -
2023-08-06 at 6:23 PM UTCit was my first time getting shot and I never realized if you're kinda close it burns you like heat burn everywhere, i forgot what the nice ladies at the hosptial called it but it's where like half burnt/burning powder and heat from a muzzle flash spackles you ? (Spackling I think? but spackle makes me think of fixing dry wall lol) and uh idk bro that was fucking wild, my eye sometimes derps too like hangs as little bit lower, like how only u would really notice if you had 4 freckles instead of 3 on your leg type shit, that's how I feel about it cuz i can see it and measured it but then while im measuring it and all wasted thinking i look even uglier than i did before, i see it's like no mm's off so i kinda relax 1 eye and make it uneven while i measure it so im nuts too lol but it do hurt in the sun and never did before and there's a white spot in my vision kinda where it's brighter than it should be and appears blurry/too bright
idgaf i wouldn't have done anything different, i still have my dog i wouldn't give them and they shot me with a small calibre handgun, that's fucking awesome i can't believe i lived. My mom wanted me to move back right away. Everyone in Wisconsin loved it! (and im not gonna lie, i know one person like knew of not knew knew who was shot in the cheek and that nigga was fucked up sounding forever, i got friends that are on shit bags cuz they got their lower intestines blown out, most of them got shot more than once and they couldn't plug the holes fast enough/bad response time by EMS) I got shot 1 time holding my do gout side of a liquor store in a city im not from in the ghetto at like 3am and woke up 20 minutes later (the liquor store had the video and showed it to me) and tried walking to a liquor store but got to the first major intersection and collapsed on a telephone pole
ya nigga that was awesome, they humpty dumptied me back together in like 18 hours, one minor surgury and a minor tramatic brain injury and a little pink line is all I got from it
yeah u live it and won't talk about it, i like talking about how i live, bitch ass nigga. -
2023-08-06 at 6:28 PM UTC⬆️Two walls of text trying convince himself he's a man and not a cock loving nonce.
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2023-08-07 at 1:33 PM UTCIs that a coping mechanism you’re doing there ?
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2023-08-07 at 1:37 PM UTCif it helps you cope.
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2023-08-07 at 4:28 PM UTCVinny just come in here to steal material of mine to use on other people
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