Originally posted by Sophie
You're a good goy and i think the only person on this website that tries to live by some set of principles and a pretty solid theory of ethics.
Let me tell you about the good word of trianglism...
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Oh girls go wild for a good singer especially when he's good looking. I don't think that's anything new. I used to sing solos in a church choir and I'd have bitches dropping their sopping wet panties for me after the service was over. Just a festival on the altar of sucking and fucking, rippin' and tearin', swangin' and bangin'. We'd get trashed on the blood of Christ blaspheme the Holy Spirit to all HELL. Cutting each other up, smearing our wounds into one another, defecating on the crucifix and rolling MEGA CONES from the Bible pages. Then I'd go have brunch with my grandparents at the country club.
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Jeff didn't really shut down The Screaming Electron over the philosophy that knowledge can now be gained anywhere on the modern Internet. He HAD to shut down, but just didn't want to admit it. You see, the old bird abandoned his community. He didn't give it the attention it deserved. He would disappear for months at a time, at the end. The server itself was in terrible shape. The content was being polluted on a daily basis. And to make matters even more concerning, he left his attack dog, acidmelt, in charge, with the giggly lapdog, zok, in tow. Attrocities were committed on good members who had broken no rules, and just because their OPINIONS didn't sit well with some. Bad mistake. Big mistake. Last mistake. The Temple is not one to be trifled with. So, after repeated pleas for assistance from Jeff were ignored, his spare admin account was hacked. Complete and utter control of the site was gained. When Jeff finally surfaced, imagine his horror, to find a whole new staff lineup had been selected, acidmelt and zok and their lapdogs were locked out, and the server was now in the hands of some mysterious monster of his own creation? Ironic, isn't it? So he just had to let it all go. And really, isn't that what the end result would have been anyways, only for the sport of the actual villains of the story instead? And then there were those would-be posers to follow, a rough collection of circlejerking hopefuls, who also met the same fate, and for the same reasons. And now, at this late date, has history taught the lesson? Or are we still in the dark about how freedom of expression will always thwart the forces of The Man, in the end? The Thought Police will never win. To think that you can win is merely a pipe dream for the delusional and the chronically/terminally stupid. Has this mystery been solved? Or do we still have more to learn in this regard? Only time will tell.
Didn't read, too much bullshit
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Originally posted by mmQ
When do you take down the candy from the outside of your homes?
It depends on the type of candy and the time of the year of course. Keep in mind that all of this serves a function because our houses are made of candy, it isn't decoration.
Can't have lollipop sugar windows over the winter for example but we have been over that before. Triple pane caramel, before you have to ask.
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Originally posted by reject
I aint, I looked all over, that was my first thought. I can't even find regular glue. I licked the envelope again and stuck it in a book and stood on it and it seems to have done the trick just enough
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Oh gee the different neighbor's smoke alarm is beeping intermittently because he doesn't know how to fucking change the battery. This is a guy who spends all day loudly hacking up shit and dry heaving. He also has this routine when he jacks off (yes I know his masturbation habits) where he will go on and on in some foreign language and make these wild moaning sounds, sometimes for a period of over half an hour. I will actually try to record it tomorrow if I can and share it with a vocaroo so you can hear how crazy it is. I have NEVER made a sound when I jack off other than maybe a little moan or grunt when I cum, which I think is pretty standard. This fucking guy sounds like a woman climaxing over and over which really makes me curious what he's actually doing.
My running theory is that he has a swivel chair and surrounds himself with TV and PC monitors all playing different porn vids and he spins around like a the tazmanian devil, talking to the different porn stars and pretending that he is the center of a RL gang bang, building up his speeds and strokes until he wildly paints his walls with a SHOWER of cum.
That's what I think about it. My neighbor's walls being curtained with jizz.
Turtles.
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Moreo Oreo please and sanks. Tequila shots with eggnog chasers sound just delightful. Tis the season to be jolly.
My downstairs neighbor was just outside with the cops for the last half hour. I saw them searching her car but I was inside so I couldn't really see what was going on. She ended up not getting arrested but she may have been with someone who did which is what I'm thinking. I know she has a BLACK BOYFRIEND so SURELY he had some CRACK COCAINE in his possession. Either way she's downstairs now rabbling on about it to someone loudly because I can't ever hear her through the floor normally. I think I'm gonna call the cops and file a noise complaint just to help her out. XD Oh dang I forgot their number guess she's safe.
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kreepyk as a higher power, now THAT is rich. I wish I had the pictures of her and litemex gakd out of their moinds hovering around each other like a two-headed monster weighing a collective 150 lbs. That's not a slight on her she's certainly picked herself up from then and is doing very well now. It was just a really funny time and I can't ever forget it.
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