2016-12-31 at 3:16 AM UTC
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How bad are your teeth?
Originally posted by Discount Whore
Can you tell me more about this quasi-paleo diet and how it has helped you whiten your teeth?
The paleo diet means eating what your ancestors ate.
He's aztec, so his version of the paleo diet probably consists mainly of hearts.
My paleo diet consists mostly of foreskins and unleavened bread.
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He's on facebook. Just search his name.
lol
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2016-12-30 at 11:51 PM UTC
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For 1 BTC I will do a psychic reading and tell you what colour socks said UK nigger wears.
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Originally posted by Lanny
I think that's called a store bro
No I mean a machine that vends humans. It would be good for hookers.
Also, FUCKING JAPAN!!!
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2016-12-30 at 12:05 AM UTC
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Marijuana
I smoke strains that, if they had a mouth and vocal cords, would laugh your strains out of the dispensary. I'm talking pot marijuana that looks straight up like Jesus Christ himself- shit isn't green, or blue, or brown, it's fucking translucent, and radiates a glow stronger than the glow of 10,000 suns. When you are in the same room with it you become a cloud and enter a state of absolute and complete bliss. Babies with cancer smell it and are instantly healed. Cars demolished in accidents restore themselves to mint condition if you toss one crystal in their direction. Take one actual hit of this stuff and the entire known universe stops in its tracks and humbly bows to you.
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That's what happens when you change people's songs in TC- you get cancer. Hopefully a lesson learned .
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A cane is a carved stick, if we're being frank here.
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2016-12-29 at 6:08 AM UTC
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Marijuana
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Then how come I've been smoking weed and cigarettes for 42 years and feel practically no negative effect?
because retarded people are immune to emphysema
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At first I was like, "whaaa?" and then I was like "aaaaah." OH SNAP!
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How come people, especially BLACKS, buy loads and loads of airplane shots at the liquor store? Looking for a genuine answer here. I see it happening all the time. Obviously if it was because they're cheap, buying an actual bottle is way more efficient, so that doesn't seem to be the case, unless they're that stupid that they think buying a bunch of 99 cent bottles is saving them money.
The other day I went to buy some ale and this guy was in front of me, he grabbed one of the containers that hold the airplane shots, and set it on the counter, and said to the clerk 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' She says, 'what?' He replies, 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' My transaction was complete at the time but I stood there staring at him incredulously, and he says it again- 'lemme get 7 or 8 of DEM BITCHES.' I'm like 'DEM BITCHES? WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLING THEM 'DEM BITCHES?'' He's like 'don't worry about it' and I just scoffed at him and left.
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2016-12-27 at 8:11 PM UTC
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New
Also, are you the type that is able to make a post without some direct or indirect reference to drugs? Just like.. an actual thought? Maybe a humorous anecdote? A short (non drug related) story? It could even be as simple as say... sharing your father's e-mail address with us, assuming it's not 'oxydad@cringe.org'
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2016-12-26 at 5:53 PM UTC
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Hey Spectard
Originally posted by -SpectraL
If I really felt up to the "challenge", I could destroy your entire system permanently, so that you'd have to get new hardware. It wouldn't be hard either. One moment, you'd be clear sailing, and the next second, complete and utter disaster. But why would I bother with some delusional toddler-molester on teh Interbuttz? That would be a complete waste of my energy, time and creativity. You feel me, you fucking Totse traitor?
Nice duck and dive you impotent cuck.
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Originally posted by star90
I'm a girl. Are you going to be okay with that?
I'm a girl too can we be besties and have slumber parties? And practice kissing and stuff.
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2016-12-25 at 12:44 PM UTC
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Happy christmas
I'm spending the day getting high and drunk by myself, watching Harry Potter. Couldn't think of a better way to spend Christmas. Just gotta google how long to roast potatoes for and I'm golden
Happy Christmas everyone
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Ahh the Christmas wake and bake. Merry Christmas y'all
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
SpectraL will start his own forum when this one fails.
No because as I said above, "we're all spectral alts".
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2016-12-23 at 1:59 AM UTC
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I cucked a chick at work
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you banged her boyfriend?
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Originally posted by reject
I was guna guess Sophie's dick
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I was guna guess Sophie's dick
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