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2016-12-13 at 7:50 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Malice I looked at over 20,000 pipes yesterday
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2016-12-13 at 4:56 AM UTC in This place sure has changed...
Originally posted by mmQ Synopsis of the last year of your loife plawx.
Oh man, where to start?
Both of my sisters are now living with me. My middle sister had a son, so now I'm basically raising three boys (two six year-olds and a year-old toddler). Normally, I wouldn't have anything to do with my middle sister, but I couldn't turn away my nephew. It isn't his fault that his mother is a massive pillheaded bitch. It takes everything I have not to snap her fucking neck when she gets mouthy with me. Constantly have to remind myself why I suffer the shit that I do. I just grit my teeth and bare it, because my nephew is better off here with me than wherever the hell my sister would take him.
My mom is still strung out. I've gotten past hoping that she could come off pain management. At least she isn't sucking dick for pills. That's something, I guess.
Bought my first glass bong over the summer. I'd always rolled up or used a pipe before. Never really had any interest in bongs, but goddamn was I wrong. Dat ice-catcher mmmmmm...
I have a new cat. Wanted to name him Garfield because the first thing he ate after we found him was lasagna, but the boys weren't having that. They decided that he looked like a Lil Rascal, so that's the name that stuck. His mixtape comes out this summer.
Still hanging drywall. Still sucks balls. Pays the bills, so at least it's not for nothing. Besides the boys getting older and needing my undivided attention, that's probably the biggest reason I stopped posting. Work picked up, so between those two things I hardly have the time or energy for anything else.
Slammed morphine a couple times. It was nice and all, but that shit's not for me. I guess I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
Thinking about buying some land in Woodbury, TN. Look it up. Small little town in the boonies. It's fucking beautiful, though. I love it any time work takes me there. The best part is that the building codes are lax as fuck, so you can basically build what you want however you want. We've done a ton of tiny houses. Those are always fun.
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2016-12-13 at 3:28 AM UTC in Space questions.littleasianlady/arkham knight is giving me brain cancerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 12:12 AM UTC in This place sure has changed...sounds like you caught the AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-12 at 3:16 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Malice Anime upregulates/restores sanity. It provides a pure, idealized, alternative to human social interaction and observation.
interesting
partly agree, partly autistic as fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-11 at 6:24 PM UTC in Fucked up a drug testA bummer this question hasn't been asked and answered on the internet at least 184,275 times already. Good luck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-10 at 8:57 PM UTC in Psychedelics: A Most Sinister PlotYOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT ...IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG....OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU ...TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO ...GET THIS.....STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror.... trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS ...YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE...THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have..........
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2016-12-10 at 2:21 AM UTC in Nigga "nigga nigga" NiggaNiggaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-10 at 1:59 AM UTC in You guys are lackin'I post quality content on a daily basis but my Thanks do not represent that accurately. Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.
Step ya game up!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- Sophie,
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2016-12-09 at 10:22 AM UTC in My lsd tolerance is way down.Man, have you ever took so much acid you could see colors?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-09 at 7:34 AM UTC in Crippling alcoholics threadsteal a shoppin trolley too and use it for as a grill to cook steaks behind the store
rokcstar enhances ur shotlifting abilitiesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-09 at 1:46 AM UTC in Someone decided this website was tasteless
Originally posted by -SpectraL What's really ironic is, they already know this, but yet they come along crying and whining about the inevitable result.
Only one crying and whining in this thread is you, you geriatric fuckwit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-09 at 12:56 AM UTC in how to turn a profit with zero resources
Originally posted by cerakote do what my pets did and meet a drugs man on runescape and then sell his drugs
runescape was the drug all along.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-08 at 7:51 PM UTC in Houston?the earth already in space
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2016-12-08 at 3:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by bling bling weall i do alto remember my forst time conbusting the weedly herb adn i did procure 1`2.5 pevent of an oz fromn an most uprighteous retailr adn did loaded o i dont even say iwt was 5000 micro grans into a custom built pipe tht was state of the art at thee time adn it did prodused the effect of widescreen vision
JUTS PIKD THIS YUP FRM THE DISPENSERY HOLDES ABUOT 54400 MICROGRAMS KUSH / 54889 MICROGRAM MIDS
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2016-12-08 at 12:04 AM UTC in I masturbated.I would hate to masturbate. It'd be scary whenever you remembered it like "shit, I masturbated that one time"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-07 at 3:17 PM UTC in bling vs paki spidersok so tody i decided fuck this fucing spider wots made a nest in corner of shed so i gradded my air riffle and bust like 8 shots at this big fuccoff spider queen adn it got vexxd from that and ran down out the web so i got a can of fly killer spray and spraydd bare gasses towards were it went
buyt than i went to see if fings had chill down from before but there were 2 big fuc off spiders on the inside of shed door waitin 4 me so i stadded them in the head with a copper pole
so basically this its not the chill spider wot always sat above me wen i wos blazin spliffs always in my shed since last year before tht spider died long tine ago and an new paki spider started chillin in its web next to its dead body wtf so i had to take actionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-06 at 1:58 PM UTC in This site is great now that it is actually fast
Originally posted by zok jr. Man why did my thread turn in to a political shitfest I'm just trying to have fun.
That's our thing. We sit in the shadows reading normal productive threads waiting for someone to slip up so we can pounce like a rabid wolf on a bunny and internet fist fuck them into submission.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-05 at 3:36 PM UTC in What are you doing right now Space Nigga?
Originally posted by Sophie Yeah the left in America has gone full retard over Trump. It's quite funny.
I wouldn't say it's just the left. Everyone seems pretty retarded right now. I'm still wondering how we're not all locked in FEMA camps with every citizen disarmed and stripped of all rights, as Obama was supposed to do during his 8 years. CRAZY!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-05 at 6:07 AM UTC in Mechanical keyboardsdamn, I wish I had a 'rub out' buttonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
