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2016-03-02 at 5:27 AM UTC in Someone explain this shit
I did cocaine until 9am and took the battery out of my phone. I was with a girl and some guys but did not fuck her, although she said I could. When I put the battery back in it immediately started ringing and my gf and her 4 year old son were on their way to my house. She assumed I was cheating on her, I reassured her I was doing cocaine with male compadres. Then I played super smash brothers with her son, fucked her in the other room (which made a loud clapping noise that her son must be used to by now) and she was kinda nervous about her son catching us again. Then we smoked cigarettes and talked while she stressed about her daughter getting on a different bus to go to her piano teachers house and I laid down naked. Then I gave her $20 for a cab and fell asleep for 7 hours and woke up missing calls from a different girl who's in another city now and wants to bang again and a shady car salesman who's on his way to jail. I once took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off (she had two on her, I picked the one she had before she met me) while she cried uncontrollably. I told her that would be her if she fucks around. I also told her to wait in the lobby of a building (twice) while I went and fucked another girl.
The truth is women just want a relationship to work because that's how they feel they have value. After spending months telling her to kill herself, if you start to acknowledge her decision to continue living might have been a good idea, they'll feel like they achieved something and are doing alright. Plus she's probably bored.
I have an iphone and can't open the chassis to take the battery out so I stopped reading after the first sentence knowing it wouldn't be relevant to me because of that. Actually, to be honest, I got "took the battery out of my phone" in the first saccade and didn't catch the start of the sentence, so I really only read like half a sentence before stopping.
Are you aware not everyone has phones with removable batteries? If not I suggest you do your research. You're excluding a significant portion of your viewership by using non-inclusive language like "took the battery out of my phone" and frankly I won't stand for that kind of behavior on this site. This is a safe place where we accept both people with phones with removable batteries and people without the same battery-removal privilege. Please be more considerate when posting in the future or I may have to issue you a formal warning. -
2016-03-02 at 5:18 AM UTC in Has anyone ever been banned here?some of my best friends are bots
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2016-03-02 at 3:52 AM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do thisMagnum PI And the Neutral Lactate Residences are like sobriety and jesus but also semen
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2016-03-01 at 6:29 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do thisYeah, hard to argue with that. I don't really mind any part of emo hipster faggots but the vocals do some off as kinda over the time. I got used to it after a while tho
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2016-03-01 at 6:01 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do thisBeach Fossils isn't bad but Daydream Nation put me to sleep. Here and Nowhere Else is my preferred source of pseudo-punk tho.
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2016-03-01 at 5:18 PM UTC in computer programming/people are faggotsThink I've posted about this at greater length before but yeah, CS curricula have been throughly victimized by cheap VC money and Steve Jobs wannabes since the first bubble.
It's not a popular opinion but I think there's something to be said for innate aptitude, if not in true CS at least in programming. There's a famous paper on the subject but admittedly it's mostly alignment with my experience (see: pet theory) that incline me to believe it. Ever wringing their hands over the looming specter of homogeneity administrators have, by and large, decided washout courses discourage diversity and so we string along poor helpless schmucks for four to six years so they can graduate and limp through a mediocre career, produce their 100k lines of terrible code, and take an early retirement because there's so much shitty code in the world that employees suffer an mirror illusion that the solution to a lot of bad code is more bad programmers. -
2016-03-01 at 4:58 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Lanny, you mentioned a while ago you were jogging for exercise. Do you still do it? You should definitely try doing it in regional parks, it's magnitudes of orders better. Especially with some mushroom hunting added in during the right periods.
Nah, my choices for jogging are either up the steepest hill in the city or through the TL at night, which I've said before is really not that dangerous, people just blow it out of proportion, but still isn't ideal. Mostly doing pullups by way of exercise these days, takes less time than running and there's a more concrete sense of progress (numbers man, you can just count reps and you have hard numbers!).
Also the "I'm not having any adverse effects... except for the whole passing out and losing my ability to type thing" post was bretty funny. -
2016-03-01 at 6:56 AM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.I remember loving bubble boy as a kid but I get the feeling like I couldn't enjoy it anymore. Also I thought it was Adam Sandler rather than Jake Gyllenhaal for some reason.
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2016-03-01 at 6:50 AM UTC in Bill Krozby cuck cuckold cuckold cuck ccuckcuckcuckckcjccdjnsdjflsj cuckoldEhh, I'll admit I listened to it like 5 times now. Like I said, the hook is good, still think it would sound better with better recording quality/production.
Also title fight is bretty dope, think you turned me on to them in the first pace. Didn't realize their shows got that rowdy, always seed more like a slow jam type thing to me but I guess not. Wish they'd make it out to the west coast but we don't seem to attract anyone good that isn't home-grown except some IDM acts. -
2016-03-01 at 6:44 AM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft2hard2die nigger
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2016-03-01 at 6:33 AM UTC in Bill Krozby cuck cuckold cuckold cuck ccuckcuckcuckckcjccdjnsdjflsj cuckold^ Dark haired girl is a straight up cutie, 8.5/10, would have dysfunctional relationship with. Like the editing on the video, nice post-post-pre-ironic twee vibe. The vocal hook is fun but all three tracks of the audio come off as just cheaply produced rather than like gaze-esque distorted which I assume was the intention.
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2016-03-01 at 5:57 AM UTC in Bill Krozby cuck cuckold cuckold cuck ccuckcuckcuckckcjccdjnsdjflsj cuckold
I'm just really upset, someone called me a cunt at work. and I'm just thinking about how my daughter wasn't born the right way. When she was born, they wiped the goo off of her, thats a protective layer that protects a new born, that was made from my semen. You guys can laugh and call her a cum baby all you want but thats a goo that you're suppoed to gently rub into her body, the way doctors go about things these days is wrong, they abruptly pull a baby out of a womans cunt , wipe the baby down with a harsh towel then give you a bill.
I'm having the hardest damn time figuring out if this is a joke or not. So accept either my congratulations or scorn based on if you're serious or not, this is some top-kek material in either case. -
2016-03-01 at 5:44 AM UTC in I just made a linkedin profileAnd it was some straight faggot shit. Like 20 screens of dumb ass questions I didn't want to answer and at least 3 attempts to get access to literally my entire email account. I only signed up because I applied to a job that literally wouldn't let you submit an application without a linkedin profile. Fuck linked in, fuck professional networking, and fuck the parasitic cunts who not only make this an acceptable thing but a mandatory part of being a professional in 2016. All yall niggers can suck my business cock.
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2016-02-27 at 12:02 AM UTC in Can Donald Trump Really win The Election and Become President?
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It's just look at how terrible the last 2 presidents were,and all the bullshit, americans will fall for it time and time again. Just you wait and see how george p bush ends up becoming our president several years down the road. The jediminati wouldn't mind donald trump being president, the people that like donald trump are typically the people that watch mind control media like NBC. He may win.. and if he does I would partially chalk it up to predictive programming, considering he had one of the highest rated shows, and catchy catch lines like, "you're fired" and "whimpy wimpy whimpers"
Is there any possible outcome of this election that would falsify your belief in the "jediminati"?Is this the worst election you guys have witnessed yet? Neither of the likely candidates seem fit for the job in my opinion. Trump over Clinton, though. Fuck….
Pfft, 2004 was clearly worse and it's one of like 3 elections I have enough of a memory of to comment on. Also Hillary is just a right wing bogeyman, she's no saint but the level of emotionality I see out of people over her being "just evil" or "secretly a man" or any number of other hilarious slurs based, as far as I can tell, on personal insecurities makes it clear that the smear campaigns are working but nothing else. -
2016-02-26 at 9:05 PM UTC in What drugs cure an existential crisis? Acid?
No seriously mescaline reveals the universe and meth makes you love it more
Both true statements but I'm dubious as to how enjoyable the combo would be. -
2016-02-26 at 7:13 PM UTC in What drugs cure an existential crisis? Acid?
We didn't let the Roman Empire quonquer us, we kinda started 2 world wars and almost terminated a 3000 year old culture/ethnicity. We aren't really known to be the friendliest of people. German politicians aren't a bunch of philanthropist hippies. This isn't a German operation. Your nation is behind all of this. If it was a German operation you can bet your ass on it that we would put the faggots anywhere else but here. Don't be fooled. We aren't that stupid. Germany is just the slave of the US/Israel and now it's time to get back at us.
I was with you until we got here. How exactly is German asylum policy supposed to be the US's fault? I'm not someone who will defend US policy to the bitter end but I really don't see how you can blame the situation on us. Even if we weren't involved in the Syrian civil war at all it wouldn't meaningfully change the influx of refugees, them niggas where killing each other long before we starting blowing shit up. -
2016-02-26 at 5:24 AM UTC in What to do with vaped weed?
Found something here: http://imgur.com/a/h7FkS
Looks kinda cool but do you have the equipment? I'd try it but I'd need a bigger scale, a way to vacuum pack stuff, and figure out some way to do a waterbath (pouring hot water into a sink could work I guess but I don't know exact the temp needs to be). Might end up kinda labor intensive as well. -
2016-02-26 at 4:10 AM UTC in Men Who Stare At Goatse
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2016-02-25 at 5:41 PM UTC in What drugs cure an existential crisis? Acid?
I'm not going to try to convince you that what I have to say about this actually makes sense when you stop trying to be a cunt and actually think about it. If you think "growing into a different understanding" is somehow detrimental to what I'm saying here, good luck with that.
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2016-02-25 at 7:25 AM UTC in What drugs cure an existential crisis? Acid?
Asking that is like asking "what if" some people like classical and some people like gangster rap.
I'm not going to try to figure out if if you're really this dumb or if you're intentionally avoiding the issue with the aim of twisting it into some kind of alan watts tier bullshit a few posts down the road because it's not worth my time either way. Good luck with the whole "incoherent and frustrating to talk to" thing though.
