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Why are perverts such fucking retards?

  1. #1
    Is there something about being obsessed with sex and having a low IQ? Go to any porn site and the users will talk like fucking idiots, with no depth or personality at all.

    "look at this slut i wanna fuck her in the mouth and cum all over her tits"

    At least use proper grammar and spelling so I know there's SOMETHING going on in there.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^way to generalize people that have sex because you dont...

    Did you know making sweeping generalizations and not being able to get laid, has a correlation with having not only a low IQ but a low EQ.

    You sound very jelly because you care so much about guys using improper grammar about the bitches they've been with. you fail.

    I get called an asshole all the time by girls all the time yet, the same girls will pay for my drinks and let me fuck them, because I don't give a fuck. you need to step up your game and quit worrying about grammar, you grammar nazi, nigga.


    And some people like to have sex, big deal some people are passionate about things like that, just like some people are passionate about music, video games, being a pedo like sophie. to each their own. you make the dumbest threads.

    worry about yourself and not what other guys are doing. Is there something going on in there? Who knows maybe all that xtc you did (it could be said people obsessed with drugs have a low IQ, but I don't personally believe that) , actually did make you a numb nutter butt hurtter heeeepr durrrp jeeeeeert?!!!!!

  3. #3
    ^way to generalize people that have sex because you dont…

    Did you know making sweeping generalizations and not being able to get laid, has a correlation with having not only a low IQ but a low EQ.

    You sound very jelly because you care so much about guys using improper grammar about the bitches they've been with. you fail.

    I get called an asshole all the time by girls all the time yet, the same girls will pay for my drinks and let me fuck them, because I don't give a fuck. you need to step up your game and quit worrying about grammar, you grammar nazi, nigga.


    And some people like to have sex, big deal some people are passionate about things like that, just like some people are passionate about music, video games, being a pedo like sophie. to each their own. you make the dumbest threads.

    worry about yourself and not what other guys are doing. Is there something going on in there? Who knows maybe all that xtc you did, actually did make you a numb nutter butt hurtter heeeepr durrrp jeeeeeert?!!!!!



    You are such a fucking retard.
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    You are such a fucking retard.

    How so? You sound pretty frothy.



  5. #5
    The comments on porn sites are all written with one hand. You talk about sex more than anyone else on the internet OP, including this thread.

    Just take some benzos man you will realize there is more to life than getting yo dick wet.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Of course on the rare occasion I want to make a new thread I can't so I guess I'll just hijack this thread until the thread making ability comes back.

    What's up with reverse racism? I honestly hadn't ever even heard of that term until today on FB someone posted some cringey meme of Wanda Sykes saying, well shit I'll just post it:



    I don't know much about this typa stuff m8s. Fucking reverse racism? Is that like, something only white people can experience? Is it people being 'racist' toward whites? And what is Wanda saying here? Is this happening a lot- white people getting scared of black people rising up in power and then they yell out 'REVERSE RACISM!' at the top of their lungs in the middle of the street, or? It all seems very....embarrassing. Enlighten me without confusing me. I'm a real basic bitch, and I like turtles. Mostly I just want to make fun of the person who posted the meme but all I've done so far is put a torvalds image in the comments.
  7. #7
    How so? You sound pretty frothy.


    Because I made it clear I'm talking about perverts on porn forums, you fucking idiot.

    But you're not just an idiot because of that, you're just an idiot in general. And don't spin that into a compliment; you're not a lovable idiot either. You're fucking awful.
  8. #8
    Of course on the rare occasion I want to make a new thread I can't so I guess I'll just hijack this thread until the thread making ability comes back.

    What's up with reverse racism? I honestly hadn't ever even heard of that term until today on FB someone posted some cringey meme of Wanda Sykes saying, well shit I'll just post it:



    I don't know much about this typa stuff m8s. Fucking reverse racism? Is that like, something only white people can experience? Is it people being 'racist' toward whites? And what is Wanda saying here? Is this happening a lot- white people getting scared of black people rising up in power and then they yell out 'REVERSE RACISM!' at the top of their lungs in the middle of the street, or? It all seems very….embarrassing. Enlighten me without confusing me. I'm a real basic bitch, and I like turtles. Mostly I just want to make fun of the person who posted the meme but all I've done so far is put a torvalds image in the comments.

    Karma? So she literally believes its okay to be racist to white people because of something that happened before any of us was born.

    THATS racist, she just parrots jedi propaganda, her entire career is because jedis like her race baiting, she is not even a real "comedian" she just does Hollywood family movies playing the token wise wackey nigger woman that snaps her fingers and acts sassy and angry.
  9. #9
    She reminds me of a stinky asshole.
  10. #10
    I swear to God I thought it was that white bitch that claimed to be black. The activist chick.

    This is a comedian? On TV?! Ugh....
  11. #11
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I do wonder what the motivation to post comments on porn sites is at all, I think you usually need to sign up for an account which is also something I'm not sure I see the benefit in. Like do people experience sexual gratification tacking a comment onto a video or something? Are they earnestly trying to communicate their preference to other people jerking off? The economics of comments on porn videos is puzzling to me.
  12. #12
    Honest to God, if a video has too many comments I won't even watch it. I then just feel bad for the girl in the thumbnail and move on.

    The worst comments are under obviously real amateur videos.

    "whats her name"
    "name????"
    "anyone know the name?"

    And it's just dudes with cocks as their avatars. What the fuck, mate.
  13. #13
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I do wonder what the motivation to post comments on porn sites is at all, I think you usually need to sign up for an account which is also something I'm not sure I see the benefit in. Like do people experience sexual gratification tacking a comment onto a video or something? Are they earnestly trying to communicate their preference to other people jerking off? The economics of comments on porn videos is puzzling to me.


    I don't know from experience but I believe that some members upload content that can only be viewed if you become their "friend" by signing up and sending them a friend request.

    Aside from that I assume the motivation is similar to our own motivations to post here. You hang out on an online community long enough you become attached to it.
  14. #14
    God be my witness, haha. Did I use that twice in this thread? Hahaha...
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have noticed that in my standard jacking off routine I will go through roughly 5-15 videos, but I will only ever look at the comment section of the video that I ultimately 'finish' to, and that's probably about 1 out 5 times that I'll check the comments. I don't even know what it is that makes me want to see them... I guess something in my head will stand out about the performance and I'll go to the comments to see if other people also agree and found the same feature to stand out to them as well, like 'wow she really REALLY knows how to suck a dick' or 'the guy fucking talked way too much' or some shit like that. I don't fucking know. Fuck you.
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I swear to God I thought it was that white bitch that claimed to be black. The activist chick.

    This is a comedian? On TV?! Ugh….


    She's a comedian that works with one of the biggest jedis in the industry, "larry david"
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Because I made it clear I'm talking about perverts on porn forums, you fucking idiot.

    But you're not just an idiot because of that, you're just an idiot in general. And don't spin that into a compliment; you're not a lovable idiot either. You're fucking awful.

    You still epicly fail you mickey mouse. I am a lovable idiot, plenty of peole love me. I may be an idiot, but there are a lot of things I'm right about, you're just one of the foot in mouth liberals that can't handle the truth. Go back to your safe space, kid.

  18. #18
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  19. #19
    I was expecting this to be more about guys who get caught on to catch a predator.
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I have noticed that in my standard jacking off routine I will go through roughly 5-15 videos, but I will only ever look at the comment section of the video that I ultimately 'finish' to, and that's probably about 1 out 5 times that I'll check the comments. I don't even know what it is that makes me want to see them… I guess something in my head will stand out about the performance and I'll go to the comments to see if other people also agree and found the same feature to stand out to them as well, like 'wow she really REALLY knows how to suck a dick' or 'the guy fucking talked way too much' or some shit like that. I don't fucking know. Fuck you.

    lol all those feels fam
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