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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-19 at 1 AM UTCDoes drunkenness make your erections last for longer or shorter?
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2018-01-19 at 1:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor Paddle shifters sounds cool, I never drove a car with them. I have read that the auto Challenger is a faster car anyway because it shifts so much quicker than a person can. Plus it's very practical when stuck in traffic, or you want to eat a burrito or have a whiskey and coke while cruising.
That's just something they say to make themselves feel better about their lack of basic driving skills -
2018-01-19 at 1:16 AM UTC
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2018-01-19 at 3:13 AM UTCMy life needs to take a new direction. I'm thinking about becoming a neo-nazi.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-19 at 3:24 AM UTCJesus christ The Big Bang Theory is fucking awful. I feel enraged by the very fact that this was created and there are people who enjoy it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-19 at 4:06 AM UTCIt is terrible indeed
And I bet the spinoff bullshit they're making based on it will somehow be even worse -
2018-01-19 at 4:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Jesus christ The Big Bang Theory is fucking awful. I feel enraged by the very fact that this was created and there are people who enjoy it.
Watch it without the laugh track and it becomes really really good. The awkwardness is juicy as fuck. They become abusive and autistic. -
2018-01-19 at 4:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 It is terrible indeed
And I bet the spinoff bullshit they're making based on it will somehow be even worse
You mean that Young Sheldon shit? Everyone says "wow this is better than I expected!" but only because they're comparing it to the shit that is TBBT. Young Sheldon is still awful. -
2018-01-19 at 4:21 AM UTCYeah, §m£ÂgØL would enjoy tbbt
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2018-01-19 at 4:23 AM UTCHahaha, we just a new good Bill Krozby quote:
Originally posted by Bill Krozby um… even women masturbate with dildo which i disagree with because its a form of transhumanism. so is porn if you think about it. the only good way to masturbate is with your hand and imagination / looking at some live action (oooh oho)
Masturbation and porn are forms of transhumanism, which is why he's against them. -
2018-01-19 at 6:12 AM UTCHelped my friend clean a senior citizen center after hours as volunteer work and ended up blowing lines off their bathroom counter to facilitate our cleaning process...been a weird evening
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2018-01-19 at 6:40 AM UTCNow we're dabbing 90% concentrate that comes in a syringe
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2018-01-19 at 6:43 AM UTCHeh, I never told you this before but maybe a week before I had to leave my old apartment due to that violent psychopath a new family moved nextdoor. Adult male and female and little girl, although I actually never saw them, just Heard their voices when I was probably out feeding and watching the cats. The girl said, “Mom, the neighbor's smoking weed.”, which caused me to become mildly offended and annoyed. I scrawled out a message about her being a snitch, then I went and got 3 medium cartons of sugar free ice cream, different flavors, a bottle of alcoholic long island iced tea or something, and my bong. I then. Proceeded to use all three while sitting at a desk someone had placed outside, even combining alcohol with ice cream for a combination that wasn’t bad, like an alcoholic milk shake. It was pretty funny messing with them. At one point I heard the dad say, “Honey, we finally got someone interesting!”
I think benzos may have contributed to this. -
2018-01-19 at 6:44 AM UTC
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2018-01-19 at 7:03 AM UTCi smoke out my whole street all day noone cares
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2018-01-19 at 7:04 AM UTCPURE GRASS BITCH
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2018-01-19 at 7:04 AM UTCSNITYCH
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2018-01-19 at 7:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Heh, I never told you this before but maybe a week before I had to leave my old apartment due to that violent psychopath a new family moved nextdoor. Adult male and female and little girl, although I actually never saw them, just Heard their voices when I was probably out feeding and watching the cats. The girl said, “Mom, the neighbor's smoking weed.”, which caused me to become mildly offended and annoyed. I scrawled out a message about her being a snitch, then I went and got 3 medium cartons of sugar free ice cream, different flavors, a bottle of alcoholic long island iced tea or something, and my bong. I then. Proceeded to use all three while sitting at a desk someone had placed outside, even combining alcohol with ice cream for a combination that wasn’t bad, like an alcoholic milk shake. It was pretty funny messing with them. At one point I heard the dad say, “Honey, we finally got someone interesting!”
I think benzos may have contributed to this.
It's really weird when you refer to people like this. -
2018-01-19 at 7:20 PM UTC
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2018-01-19 at 9:13 PM UTCCheck it out:
