User Controls

The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm the gaijin from Holland with the big dick
    Bitches being mystified by my penis size call me mystic,
    I call her miss dick cuz she be riding it; good chick
    I vacay in Jaypay or as they say: Nippon
    Have a strap-on and a weapon bring two girls to get my fap on.
    From Kyoto to Sendai bitches call me senpai
    have some sushi after pussy call me shoujo sensei
    Get my jollies from the lolis don't care about them oppai
    Offer lolis and your imouto my dick bro
    while they say: Watashi wa chin chin ga daisuki nandayo!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Some fucker just allahu ackbar'd into a school bus, what a nigga.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Anyone else feel like this place is too wordy? Idk I just feel it gets a bit too wordy at times.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop Anyone else feel like this place is too wordy? Idk I just feel it gets a bit too wordy at times.

    So, you'd like us to use less words?
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie So, you'd like us to use less words?

    Not exactly..just less "wordy"..nahhmean?
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop Not exactly..just less "wordy"..nahhmean?

    Nah idk what you mean.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Lanny This is sarcasm right? The first game was basically "fuck your emotions simulator" until the ending.

    Let me rim your sandbox


    I want to make a castLe on your tide.
  8. BAN CARS! THEY KILL 40,000 PEOPLE PER YEAR AND THE NUMBER JUST KEEPS RISING! NOW THEY'RE BEING USED AS WEAPONS! THIS MADNESS WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL WE BAN CARS!
  9. RestStop Space Nigga



    FLyin' down the road in the Hemi,
    with the glock blazin shard,
    hope I don't see a cop.

    Hop in the whip, bohemian chips,
    redbone by my side, my hands on her thighs as
    they glide, hope they let me nigga in the pen slide...
  10. Originally posted by mmQ honk

    flonko

    Originally posted by mmQ honk
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 BAN CARS! THEY KILL 40,000 PEOPLE PER YEAR AND THE NUMBER JUST KEEPS RISING! NOW THEY'RE BEING USED AS WEAPONS! THIS MADNESS WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL WE BAN CARS!

    Oh hey, it's same old tired argument again.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny Oh hey, it's same old tired argument again.

    you could say that about every argument ever
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by aldra you could say that about every argument ever

    Oh hey, it's same old tired argument again.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Oh hey, it's same old tired argument again.


    BAN ARGUMENTS! THEY INDIRECTLY KILL EVERYONE THAT DIES PER YEAR AND THE NUMBER JUST KEEPS RISING! NOW THEY'RE BEING USED AS WEAPONS! THIS MADNESS WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL WE BAN ARGUMENTS!
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop


    FLyin' down the road in the Hemi,
    with the glock blazin shard,
    hope I don't see a cop.

    Hop in the whip, bohemian chips,
    redbone by my side, my hands on her thighs as
    they glide, hope they let me nigga in the pen slide…

    These niggas be scheming on a brotha
    Flex on me and i send your corpse to your motha
    Believe me when i tell you sucka
    I'll shoot you with the glock mothafucka. *Pistol Fingers*

    With RestStop and the Glock shot, put you in a tight knot
    Or a tight spot, when we roll up havoc's getting wrought
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This beat is dope as well by the way. Pretty heavy and serious. I dig that sort of thing though.

  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    ^ Yeah my friend and I will just get totally blitzed and play instrumentals in my truck and freestyle. We do be goin' hard with that instrumental as well. My fav is probably this though..



    Definitely fits the halloween/psycho killer vibe too.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop ^ Yeah my friend and I will just get totally blitzed and play instrumentals in my truck and freestyle. We do be goin' hard with that instrumental as well. My fav is probably this though..



    Definitely fits the halloween/psycho killer vibe too.

    Pretty good.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Fresh out the shower, nigga I'm fresh out the shower.
    Your girl called me, said she be in an hour.
    Sellin' crystal, flippin Xanz cause I'm tryin to get rich,
    my nigga Gene in the feds, he be killin' niggaz and stealin' whips.

    Yeah, my redbone a thotty act straight off the ship,
    I don't give a piss. Snort shard, bang, and I dip.
    So many blue faces you think I was crip.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. im drinking krazy stallion chugging liters of kava and smoking da krojuhz

This Thread Has Been Locked

Jump to Top