The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-31 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #2581
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Hi. My name is RestStop. I currently go through a heavily weighed gram of pretty pure meth every three days. Lately I've been butt shooting it and I have to say I kinda wish I wouldn't have succeeded the first time much like the first time smoking it was litty yet filled with regret. Snorting will always be my first love slut though. I'm currently eating a hot pocket and drinking a Gatorade.
   
   My only goal in life is to fuck Mila Kunis. An angry handy J at a poorly lit bar would suffice as well. I am probably months away from committing suicide. That's all for now I guess.
2. 2017-10-31 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #2582
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2017-10-31 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #2583
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck, their music is so shit lmao
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   • aldra
4. 2017-10-31 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #2584
   RestStop Space Nigga
5. 2017-10-31 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #2585
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by RestStop Hi. My name is RestStop. I currently go through a heavily weighed gram of pretty pure meth every three days. Lately I've been butt shooting it and I have to say I kinda wish I wouldn't have succeeded the first time much like the first time smoking it was litty yet filled with regret. Snorting will always be my first love slut though. I'm currently eating a hot pocket and drinking a Gatorade.
   
   My only goal in life is to fuck Mila Kunis. An angry handy J at a poorly lit bar would suffice as well. I am probably months away from committing suicide. That's all for now I guess.

   
   Yeah, I've been thinking about killing myself lately. Life is so fucking stressful.
6. 2017-10-31 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #2586
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck, their music is so shit lmao

   
   I put it on every now and then and then I get angry at myself
   
   
   cycle of self abuse
7. 2017-10-31 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #2587
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, I've been thinking about killing myself lately. Life is so fucking stressful.

   
   I honestly wonder what keeps me on this side of life seriously. I mean is it because I'm scared of going to hell? Or is it that there's nothing on the other side?
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8. 2017-10-31 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #2588
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yolanda legit looks like Bling Bling
9. 2017-10-31 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #2589
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   Im going to see a death grips show pretty soon.
10. 2017-10-31 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #2590
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yolanda legit looks like Bling Bling

    
    have you actually seen bling or are you just guessing?
11. 2017-10-31 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #2591
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, I've been thinking about killing myself lately. Life is so fucking stressful.

    
    you should do it
    
    i have never thought about suicide and never will, it is in my rulebook
12. 2017-10-31 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #2592
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by just one more mongol you should do it
    
    i have never thought about suicide and never will, it is in my rulebook

    
    What if I was some supernatural entity and erased all bundy and bundy related products from earth? Even the precursors I shall banish. Still feelin' lively huh?
13. 2017-10-31 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #2593
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra have you actually seen bling or are you just guessing?

    
    I saw him long ago when he was new to Zoklet, he was the Qrispy Q to my Guicy G.
14. 2017-10-31 at 6:27 AM UTC

    #2594
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop What if I was some supernatural entity and erased all bundy and bundy related products from earth? Even the precursors I shall banish. Still feelin' lively huh?

    
    there are hundreds of backup substances to cycle through
15. 2017-10-31 at 6:30 AM UTC

    #2595
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by just one more mongol you should do it
    
    i have never thought about suicide and never will, it is in my rulebook

    
    You're too stupid to be suicidal, unfortunately.
16. 2017-10-31 at 6:39 AM UTC

    #2596
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're too stupid to be suicidal, unfortunately.

    
    no i'm jjust not a pussy
    
    

    Originally posted by DizzyFistingDrinks I thought someone with a name like yours would be a little bit more enlightened. You have the half the intelligence of a sponge, and none of the practical uses.

17. 2017-10-31 at 6:43 AM UTC

    #2597
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by just one more mongol no i'm jjust not a pussy

    
    > Tried to suckerstab dad with butcher knife, got put into a headlock
18. 2017-10-31 at 6:46 AM UTC

    #2598
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that does happen on blackout doses of benzos
    
    anyways since im god i should be allowed to kill anyone i want with no legal consequences]
    
    life is so unfair i cant kill people legally i think ima suicide D=;.L
19. 2017-10-31 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #2599
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by just one more mongol that does happen on blackout doses of benzos
    
    anyways since im god i should be allowed to kill anyone i want with no legal consequences]
    
    life is so unfair i cant kill people legally i think ima suicide D=;.L

    
    For most people it doesn't. You're not the first person to black out on benzos. But I suppose you wouldn't know that, what with the abysmally low IQ.
20. 2017-10-31 at 12:15 PM UTC

    #2600
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop I honestly wonder what keeps me on this side of life seriously. I mean is it because I'm scared of going to hell? Or is it that there's nothing on the other side?