The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-10 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #1421
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I almost beat someone up tonight and kind of regret not doing it
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian
2. 2019-04-10 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #1422
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   HAHAHA
3. 2019-04-10 at 8:13 AM UTC

   #1423
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   we never saw our angel of death
   riding in a 90s sports coupe
   it was a burns victim in a dress
   driving a 90s sports coupe
4. 2019-04-10 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #1424
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I almost beat someone up tonight and kind of regret not doing it

   
   Were you gonna run him over with your wheelchair?
5. 2019-04-10 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #1425
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I've got a headache I'm that horny.
6. 2019-04-10 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #1426
   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by DietPiano
   
   HAHAHA

   
   *dials number*
7. 2019-04-10 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #1427
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Cystitis
   
   Wish I didn't wank before. I normally get this off drinking shitty Fosters. Feels like my tubes are blocked and I need a massive piss.
8. 2019-04-10 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #1428
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   can somebody please tell me what kind of car this is? i want it more than i want a maserati
   
   
9. 2019-04-10 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #1429
   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   a red one faggot
10. 2019-04-10 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #1430
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I fucking hate these Millenial retards. Every video he's in he's lighting a spliff.
    
    Die.
11. 2019-04-10 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #1431
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian I fucking hate these Millenial retards. Every video he's in he's lighting a spliff.
    
    Die.

    
    you sound fearful
12. 2019-04-10 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #1432
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I am
13. 2019-04-10 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #1433
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Be adviced
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    • Lanny
14. 2019-04-10 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #1434
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Weed helps the autism.
15. 2019-04-10 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #1435
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Octavian Type R? Never had one but the gear stick in the center console always looked kinda snazzy…
    
    
    

    
    Man, that looks like a douche.
16. 2019-04-11 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #1436
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III can somebody please tell me what kind of car this is? i want it more than i want a maserati
    
    

    
    Looks like a lambo. Fatter than a Ferrari.
17. 2019-04-11 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #1437
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A blunt that needs to be sparked that much is poorly rolled. Also, Balenciaga shoes are ugly as sin.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2019-04-11 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #1438
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER A blunt that needs to be sparked that much is poorly rolled. Also, Balenciaga shoes are ugly as sin.

    
    Stop dissing all these fire ass songs!
19. 2019-04-11 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #1439
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He did light the same blunt so many times though 😭
20. 2019-04-11 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #1440
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Stop dissing all these fire ass songs!

    
    Rented exotic. Used $900 boat-shoes from eBay. Bunch of designer shit he asked for for Christmas, so people will think he's someone. Blunt that looks like it was rolled by 12'year old.
    
    I agree. 🔥🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥