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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    My son saw Heiroglyphics last night, wish I could have been there. He’s been sending me videos this morning. He was right in front at the stage. They noticed he knew all the words during the show, so they pulled him up on stage to sing the chorus to this song




    Kid wouldn’t have known all the words if I hadn’t been playing their CDs repeatedly starting when he was 6.

    Ah well, I guess I’ll have to live vicariously through him on this one.
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  2. The upper shin is only protected by a thin layer of skin
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the foreshin
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  4. im hallucinating bad weather its actually nice outside but i keep thinking its gonna thunderstorm
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by DietPiano The upper shin is only protected by a thin layer of skin

    No googling. I remember this from trivial pursuit.

    Where is the thickest skin on the body?
  6. The heel ?

    The other part of me that knows your personality wants to say the bunghole but I don't think so
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    The heel is definitely more calloused, but no. This isn’t too edgy, just a little FYI.
  8. Box Wine Houston
    I'll guessing ear
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Ear is full of cartilage, which makes it seem thick.


    It’s the lower back. That’s not something that jumps out at me, but if you feel your skin back there, it is pretty thick.
  10. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Shinobi
  11. Im glad we dont grow boogers in our mouths buttholes and pussys
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ted Bundy and the Stranglers.
  13. hawt
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.rt.com/usa/467097-san-francisco-felons-persons-language/

    The new “person-first” language guidelines were recently introduced by the city’s Board of Supervisors, the San Francisco Chronicle reported. From now on, a convicted felon released from jail will be called a “justice-involved person” or a “returning resident.”

    A juvenile delinquent will now be delicately referred to as a “young person impacted by the juvenile justice system.” A drug addict will be called “a person with a history of substance use,” while someone out on parole will be called a “person under supervision.”
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Makes sense. Words have a much larger impact than most people imagine. Just labeling someone a delinquent or criminal can impact the jury.

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  16. I had a dream where I went around the mall getting free desserts by lying and saying it was my birthday
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's a commin
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny It's a commin

  19. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by Lanny It's a commin

    I bumped all of the others but it was too soon

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