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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-09 at 2:25 PM UTCMy bars are split in the middle, and then each half is split in half, but each quarter like...tapers in to the middle. So if you look at the pill side profile, it's this weird little speed bump pattern.
Anyway...people loved those. Called then "green hulks" (gay I know. I didn't make the name). So many fake white ones were going around that they would only buy the greens or yellows.
I don't think they realized that, for someone that presses pills, dropping $25,000 on a professional electronic pill press ain't no thang. Lol. -
2019-04-09 at 2:36 PM UTCGoddamn fag adding me on FB asking loads of questions. Why me? FUCK-OFF!!!
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2019-04-09 at 3:16 PM UTC
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2019-04-09 at 3:32 PM UTCI have gay friends don't get me wrong, but one assuming another is and trying to initiate some form of faggotry just makes me want to go nigger crazy.
Fag: "Hi"
Me: Do I know you?
Fag: No but will do
Chit-chat where you from etc
Fag: Do you live alone?
Me: yes
Fag: Do you work
Me: No
Fag: I'm from (shithole)
Me: Unlucky
Fag: Do you go (some shit hole town)
Me: No I'd rather die
Fag: Do you go Liverpool?
Me: I don't drink
Fag: I'm at my caravan at (some other town), you should come and chill
Me: Let's not
!!!BLOCKED!!!!
Fucking audacity. More evidence of faggots with secret agendas. Even in the unlikely event of me taking him up on his offer there would have been no tea & biscuits involved. More likely Chloroform & bum rape. -
2019-04-09 at 3:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I have gay friends don't get me wrong, but one assuming another is and trying to initiate some form of faggotry just makes me want to go nigger crazy.
Fag: "Hi"
Me: Do I know you?
Fag: No but will do
Chit-chat where you from etc
Fag: Do you live alone?
Me: yes
Fag: Do you work
Me: No
Fag: I'm from (shithole)
Me: Unlucky
Fag: Do you go (some shit hole town)
Me: No I'd rather die
Fag: Do you go Liverpool?
Me: I don't drink
Fag: I'm at my caravan at (some other town), you should come and chill
Me: Let's not
!!!BLOCKED!!!!
Fucking audacity. More evidence of faggots with secret agendas. Even in the unlikely event of me taking him up on his offer there would have been no tea & biscuits involved. More likely Chloroform & bum rape.
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2019-04-09 at 5:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I have gay friends don't get me wrong, but one assuming another is and trying to initiate some form of faggotry just makes me want to go nigger crazy.
Fag: "Hi"
Me: Do I know you?
Fag: No but will do
Chit-chat where you from etc
Fag: Do you live alone?
Me: yes
Fag: Do you work
Me: No
Fag: I'm from (shithole)
Me: Unlucky
Fag: Do you go (some shit hole town)
Me: No I'd rather die
Fag: Do you go Liverpool?
Me: I don't drink
Fag: I'm at my caravan at (some other town), you should come and chill
Me: Let's not
!!!BLOCKED!!!!
Fucking audacity. More evidence of faggots with secret agendas. Even in the unlikely event of me taking him up on his offer there would have been no tea & biscuits involved. More likely Chloroform & bum rape.
I'd probably have taken it as a compliment. Fags do have impeccable taste. If one of them wants to fuck you, you must be doing something right. That's like the straight white guy bronze star. -
2019-04-09 at 5:41 PM UTCyeah, i guess, there are blue ones i never had before, there seem pretty rare.
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2019-04-09 at 5:44 PM UTCthey want to put it in your bronze star
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2019-04-09 at 5:45 PM UTCMine is more of a rosy old fashioned donut
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2019-04-09 at 5:45 PM UTCMY GENDER IS GENDER UNNEUTRAL NONBINARY ANMISOGNYIST BIQUEER NONCONFORMNG
that's literally all they fucking talk about is their gender, thats all that interests them. Have them and in my group and they're either pretty cool or faggotassholes butt ALL of them talk about their gender struggles and sex and banging dudes and oh my god stop covering up the fact that you have no interesting personality traits so you talk about your sex life 24/5 to try to seem intriguing. -
2019-04-09 at 5:47 PM UTCidk, my butthole has taken a lot of shit abuse lately so it kind of seems like my anus is poking its head beyond its natural boundary as of late. its ok though, because its easier to get it immaculately clean whenst wiping, ehich is absolutely mandatory for me no matter how long or how much paper it takes.
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2019-04-09 at 5:53 PM UTCYeah opiates wrecked my butthole. Like I said before if I die suddenly and they autopsy me, they'll naturally assume I was a gay man Into fisting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-09 at 5:58 PM UTC'like mouth of yawning dog'
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2019-04-09 at 6:02 PM UTCIt's just junkie evolution at work, my dude.
Can't get constipated with a butthole the diameter of a coke can.
Maybe I'll have a leg up when global warming puts all our cities underwater. I'll be able to draw water into my anus and expel it in a jet, glide around like a hairy butthole-wrecked squid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-09 at 6:26 PM UTCstill have been completely sober all day. Feels good and my eyes are watering
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2019-04-09 at 6:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER It's just junkie evolution at work, my dude.
Can't get constipated with a butthole the diameter of a coke can.
Maybe I'll have a leg up when global warming puts all our cities underwater. I'll be able to draw water into my anus and expel it in a jet, glide around like a hairy butthole-wrecked squid.
That made me laugh so hard in the library, dude, people are staring.
How ya doin', bro?
I got a good bit of dope, in my old stomping grounds, and just having a nice day... actually, I've had a lot of nice days this past week. Made a good bit of money too. I'm doing better. I'm getting stronger again. IDK. I still would like to die, but it's more of a.. if it happens it happens, not so much active.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-09 at 8:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone That made me laugh so hard in the library, dude, people are staring.
How ya doin', bro?
I got a good bit of dope, in my old stomping grounds, and just having a nice day… actually, I've had a lot of nice days this past week. Made a good bit of money too. I'm doing better. I'm getting stronger again. IDK. I still would like to die, but it's more of a.. if it happens it happens, not so much active.
Really well. Losing weight. Getting stronger. Buying new clothes, shoes, sunglasses, new watch. Never buy clothes. Debt paid off. Setting aside money.
Feel more confident, more energy. I want to get out and do shit. Feel fantastic really.
Doesnt exactly fit within their dogmatic view of things, but took my 6 month chip at a meeting the other night. Was cool just meeting with other open, loving people while been thru some shit.
The only thing that would make this any better is a lady friend, a better job, and more $. I've been tempted to start antiquing again, but it feels like its be a step back in a lot of ways. Really wish I would've put my $ to work all these years.
But yeah I feel spectacular.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-09 at 10:41 PM UTC
Why I'm fucking single... -
2019-04-09 at 11:44 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-10 at 1:30 AM UTCI seek sleep, and the absence of dreams.
