The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-11 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #1461
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement You all wish you were this badass
   
   

   
   Aug is a gay gun, bullpups are for homos and foregrips are for guys who like to wrap their hand around phallic objects.
2. 2019-04-11 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #1462
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuq I need a beer
3. 2019-04-11 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #1463
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Falling down stairs or lightning strikes are the most terrifying things because they are so ludicrous.
4. 2019-04-11 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #1464
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   So bored. I've not beat my dick today either.
5. 2019-04-11 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #1465
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   
6. 2019-04-12 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #1466
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER Rented exotic. Used $900 boat-shoes from eBay. Bunch of designer shit he asked for for Christmas, so people will think he's someone. Blunt that looks like it was rolled by 12'year old.
   
   I agree. 🔥🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥

   
   Casper all you really doing is pointing out low hanging fruit and refusing to enjoy the sound of anything you aren't used to. it is possible to enjoy things semi-ironically. Get ya life enjoyment up.
7. 2019-04-12 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #1467
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   That song sucks anyways, this is real music. You know it's legit becuase it's on the no jumper YT page
   
   
8. 2019-04-12 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #1468
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bought a 09' Civic Coupe luxury/leather package. I like the looks of it better than the 12 I had, has about 35k less miles on it, new tires, and I get to pocket about 2 grand from the insurance check.
   
   Just brought it home and the alarm kept going off so I wrapped the fob in tin foil and that seems to have stopped it for now. I don't have any tools, I need to get some tools.
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra we never saw our angel of death
   riding in a 90s sports coupe
   it was a burns victim in a dress
   driving a 90s sports coupe

   
   This has been in my head all day.
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   • aldra
9. 2019-04-12 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #1469
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by DietPiano This has been in my head all day.

   
   embedded bandcamp link
10. 2019-04-12 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #1470
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    This has been in my head all day
    
    
11. 2019-04-12 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #1471
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Casper all you really doing is pointing out low hanging fruit and refusing to enjoy the sound of anything you aren't used to. it is possible to enjoy things semi-ironically. Get ya life enjoyment up.

    
    No I enjoy the sound of plenty of shit I'm not used to. I just have a solid ability for quickly evaluating and appraising things that are objectively shit. If it's got shitty lyrics, better have a bomb instrumental. If the instrumental is garbage but the lyrics are good, might give some of the other tracks a listen. If the lyrics are dogshit and the instrumental sounds like some shit someone downloaded from the royalty free section on DatPiff back in 2014, AND they're wearing some ugly clothes that they draw attention to constantly because nothing else about them is unique or interesting...then fuck that song. If didn't like shit I wasn't 100% down with, I'd never listen to riff raff.
12. 2019-04-12 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #1472
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Oh yeah. Car Playability also gets factored in at about 20%, but it's very rare that something sounds good in the car that doesn't sound good in general.
13. 2019-04-12 at 3:37 AM UTC

    #1473
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I enjoy everything on no jumper semi ironically. There's a rapper named Lil House Phone.
14. 2019-04-12 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #1474
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Mission: Get this money fuck some bitches rest is history
    
    
15. 2019-04-12 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #1475
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Ghost Mission: Get this money fuck some bitches rest is history
    
    

    
    Its ghost' suggestion.
    
    It's gotta be shit.
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    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2019-04-12 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #1476
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I only listen to OG shit because I am a real life gangster that was in a street gang at 13 years old
    
    
17. 2019-04-12 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #1477
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Is this poast or scrawny
18. 2019-04-12 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #1478
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    according to this you're a fucking heathen
    
    
19. 2019-04-12 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #1479
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    British Gas lock picking my door! I had a crowbar at the ready as well.
    
    Bailiffs can't do that but as soon as I heard my lock being picked I thought it could be anyone. Fuck-me! All that to change the meter.
20. 2019-04-12 at 11:25 AM UTC

    #1480
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    The gas company will pick your lock if they think you’re not there? Sounds shady to me. If we’re not here, they just move on and leave a note on the door.