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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Sure you didn't pay someone $96 to drag your junk around?
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fuck my fucking wrist hurts
  3. Positive.

    Only reason I edited was because I felt that the first half of the post sounded too much like bragging but that's not what I had intended

    Originally I was going to try to make fun of how small the offending charge that set me off was compared to the cost of my most recent purchase, but it came across wrong so I just deleted it
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'd be the same way. That's my fucking money, I've had people that owe me pull that shit. "You'll spend $1000 on a gaming computer, $1200 on a rifle and $400 on postmates cannoli and philly cheese steaks, but you're gonna sweat your best friend of 15 years on $1800? If it was you in my position, you wouldn't put yourself out of business to pay me back"

    "Ummmm.....fuck yes. Also- fuck you. Your fat wife put me in jail and I took a huge ticket to spare you a DUI. Pay me. And I'd never be such a limp dick as to put myself in a position to owe that much to a friend in the first place, with no way to pay it back."

    Somehow he managed to get drug court for a third time. Unreal.
  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    It takes a special type of retard to think $1,800 of debt should just be forgotten and swept under a rug.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    I have a list of everyone that ever fucked me over and I'm gonna wait until they have a wife, children and a house and then I will come, tie them all up and use a uhaul to take everything from their house including the copper wiring and appliances, I would torture them until I got the info I needed to empty their bank accounts and I would ruin their lives and then burn down their house and leave them still alive in the woods somewhere.
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I have a list of everyone that ever fucked me over and I'm gonna wait until they have a wife, children and a house and then I will come, tie them all up and use a uhaul to take everything from their house including the copper wiring and appliances, I would torture them until I got the info I needed to empty their bank accounts and I would ruin their lives and then burn down their house and leave them still alive in the woods somewhere.

    Nice fantasy pussy
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    thanks.

    Robert is on the list also.

  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost I have a list of everyone that ever fucked me over and I'm gonna wait until they have a wife, children and a house and then I will come, tie them all up and use a uhaul to take everything from their house including the copper wiring and appliances, I would torture them until I got the info I needed to empty their bank accounts and I would ruin their lives and then burn down their house and leave them still alive in the woods somewhere.

    I actually had a spare key to his apartment. I hadn't talked to him for a year, but I was going to go in while he was in jail and just clean him out- give him a taste of how it feels. Safe code is 6969#. Lol. Really would've served him right. At least 2 guns in the safe, probably at least a couple hundred bucks, and whatever pittance of heroin/meth/xanax/crack/fentanyl he hadn't managed to consume in between jail visits.

    Sometimes I wish I was more petty.
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    All these damn Dream refugees are interfering with the speed of my CGMC orders
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  12. xanax is the cheapest benzo on wsm. That dont make sense to me really.

    30 xanax $50
    30 valium $70
    30 klonopin $70

    I get why the valium I guess, its higher quality benzo in general, although weak as fuck compared to bars.
    Fucking clonopin cheaper, like, why? never had it excpet maybe once a .5 that did nothing.

    im pretty out of the loop on beznos though.

    have always minutely wanted to try valium at least once though, but im sure ill 10% like it and 90% fucking hate it. fuck that.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER Nigga what u know bout makin bread, gettin bauce?
    What u know bout takin that mans flip then sell "at cost"?
    Or undercutting motherfuckers even at a loss
    Just to drive em out the market, then resume to floss?

    Shit.

    I learned all my lessons heartily
    To be honest from the start it wasn't always quite so artful, G
    I took some lumps from chumps who thought me a soft spoken mockery
    Then watched from 4 doors down while flames licked up and down the 1-3-3

    Found my mission as a misfit
    And any kind of trouble you could get with
    Instead of being cautious and consistent
    I got stupid, raised the stakes on foolish and indifferent



    Damn. I kinda got talent for written
    Shit gives me no paws like bags of quadriplegic kittens

    *One week later*

    Nicu. I may post some rhymes, but for now all i wanted to do is post about Slav Queen, doing hip-hop covers.



    ALOONA LARIONOVA


    Yee, i like Slav girls.
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano xanax is the cheapest benzo on wsm. That dont make sense to me really.

    30 xanax $50
    30 valium $70
    30 klonopin $70

    I get why the valium I guess, its higher quality benzo in general, although weak as fuck compared to bars.
    Fucking clonopin cheaper, like, why? never had it excpet maybe once a .5 that did nothing.

    im pretty out of the loop on beznos though.

    have always minutely wanted to try valium at least once though, but im sure ill 10% like it and 90% fucking hate it. fuck that.

    It's easier to make in bulk clandestinely, the other two are almost always diverted. I've never heard of clandestine Klonopin before but they should make it.

    4mg kpin bars each notch is 1mg
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I hear some of the "fake" xanax has fentanyl added to it, it's been implicated in a lot of opiate overdoses.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I haven't heard that, I figure it's just as easy to get alprazolam powder as it is to get fent, they're both active in the milligram range (orally). I had a guy a few years back give me a few 'sample' fent pills on agora, even half of one floored me. pretty sure he stopped selling them because he realised how dangerous that was
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano xanax is the cheapest benzo on wsm. That dont make sense to me really.

    30 xanax $50
    30 valium $70
    30 klonopin $70

    I get why the valium I guess, its higher quality benzo in general, although weak as fuck compared to bars.
    Fucking clonopin cheaper, like, why? never had it excpet maybe once a .5 that did nothing.

    im pretty out of the loop on beznos though.

    have always minutely wanted to try valium at least once though, but im sure ill 10% like it and 90% fucking hate it. fuck that.

    Valium is my favorite bc it's just more mellow, lasts longer,

    Everyone around here whose goal is to get "fucked up" LOVES klonopins.


    Originally posted by aldra I haven't heard that, I figure it's just as easy to get alprazolam powder as it is to get fent, they're both active in the milligram range (orally). I had a guy a few years back give me a few 'sample' fent pills on agora, even half of one floored me. pretty sure he stopped selling them because he realised how dangerous that was

    I still have a couple baby food jars of green bars that I bought from my heroin connect. Everyone told me how much they fucked them up, but they kept buying. Never figured out what it was, but I did get the plug to drop the price to .90 so that made it worth it.
  18. I had yellow bars, different white bars, made my pharmacy get me the (pfizer) greenstone bars , those green bars you're talking about that are split into thirds.

    I hated those the most for some reason, especially when tapering because i couldnt get the right taper dose trying to cut up a triple green.

    Idk, at the time i thought they were differentish but really all i remember looking back is that the greenstone ones were easier to split.

    Apparantly people didnt like the purple ones but i never got those.
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  20. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano I had yellow bars, different white bars, made my pharmacy get me the (pfizer) greenstone bars , those green bars you're talking about that are split into thirds.

    I hated those the most for some reason, especially when tapering because i couldnt get the right taper dose trying to cut up a triple green.

    Idk, at the time i thought they were differentish but really all i remember looking back is that the greenstone ones were easier to split.

    Apparantly people didnt like the purple ones but i never got those.

    Green bars in threes are Dava pharm. There's no purple bars.

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