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2018-03-03 at 4:07 PM UTCAt least he doesn't have snakes coming out of the walls or jagged nails sticking out of doorframes.
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2018-03-03 at 6:56 PM UTCGetting death threats is always a welcome surprise. Yay death threats.
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2018-03-03 at 7:13 PM UTC
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2018-03-03 at 8:16 PM UTCHydros alt discovered
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2018-03-03 at 8:34 PM UTChttps://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/North-Richmond-gang-busted-after-highway-12162067.php
8/30/17 North Richmond gang faces 33 charges in crime-spree killings, robberies
A North Richmond street gang was behind a violent East Bay crime spree last year that included the killings of three people and the shooting of an Orinda school board member and pistol-whipping of her husband as they were robbed in their driveway in September, authorities said Wednesday.
In all, the gang — which authorities said they have largely dismantled — has been linked to the three homicides, 14 attempted murders, two carjackings, six armed robberies and four home burglaries in 12 cities of Alameda and Contra Costa counties. Police said they have arrested seven members of the gang.
Bertram Fairries, an FBI agent who was on the team that helped take down the gang, said the crimes were among the “most egregious” in the Bay Area in years. While some of the violence was motivated by disputes with rival gangs, much of it was random acts meant to instill fear in the community, he said.
*Ahem* Lanny?
Some of these gangs are insanely violent. Full blown psychopaths. What if the people who targeted me over nothing were in a gang like MS-13 or had cartel ties? Based on their behavior I think they were involved in some serious shit.
I really think I came close to getting killed and would have been if I hadn't lied and checked myself into the ER a few blocks away. -
2018-03-03 at 9:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/North-Richmond-gang-busted-after-highway-12162067.php
*Ahem* Lanny?
Some of these gangs are insanely violent. Full blown psychopaths. What if the people who targeted me over nothing were in a gang like MS-13 or had cartel ties? Based on their behavior I think they were involved in some serious shit.
I really think I came close to getting killed and would have been if I hadn't lied and checked myself into the ER a few blocks away.
Hello, this is Young Juice, well damn, '55 Cutlass. We are earning money. Our money stacks are as high as skyscrapers, flipping packs of cocaine, 50 packs of cocaine to be exact. We got it all, me and my mentor Gucci are residing in his mansion. We often flip some packs of cocaine. Once again, this is Young Juice and this is official. Well damn. Orange juice for the kids, and also because we are earning money. Vagina so wet, as if they pushed the female off a boat. We are showing off, ghetto superstars. Hello, hello. A lot of white gold jedielry which makes you freeze a little bit. -
2018-03-03 at 10:16 PM UTC
Bertram Fairries, an FBI agent who was on the team
agent fairies? is that a fucking joke? how can you be an fbi agent with a name like that? they must have taken the right piss out of him at the academy, lol.
imagine getting arrested tho by an agent fairy? ffs, you couldn't live that shit down on b wing haha.
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2018-03-03 at 10:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/North-Richmond-gang-busted-after-highway-12162067.php
*Ahem* Lanny?
Some of these gangs are insanely violent. Full blown psychopaths. What if the people who targeted me over nothing were in a gang like MS-13 or had cartel ties? Based on their behavior I think they were involved in some serious shit.
I really think I came close to getting killed and would have been if I hadn't lied and checked myself into the ER a few blocks away.
Nobody ever claimed that random acts of violence didn't happen. It's the way the story unfolded, your particular story, that gave your psychosis away. You're also incredibly delusional enough as is, and you WERE in a mental facility. -
2018-03-03 at 10:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist agent fairies? is that a fucking joke? how can you be an fbi agent with a name like that? they must have taken the right piss out of him at the academy, lol.
imagine getting arrested tho by an agent fairy? ffs, you couldn't live that shit down on b wing haha.
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2018-03-03 at 10:49 PM UTC
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2018-03-03 at 10:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Nobody ever claimed that random acts of violence didn't happen. It's the way the story unfolded, your particular story, that gave your psychosis away. You're also incredibly delusional enough as is, and you WERE in a mental facility.
§m£ÂgØL, you are a fucking retarded brat.
If you told a random person about the shit that allegedly happened involving Hydro, while you were staying with her, do you think people may be doubtful, particularly considering your history of trolling? What about that time you PM'd me about having clear symptoms of schizophrenia?
The series of events goes as follows:I was in a particularly dangerous area of Richmond CA, a city which is considerably more violent than average, the guy, who was probably a gang member, flips out on me over nothing, apartment ends up ransacked, threatened again later, cops useless morons, lie and check myself into ER so I can be held somewhere safe, transported away from there, then giving temporary housing afterward, 3 of the people there fucking abuse me at the psychiatric facility, talk my way out of in the morning, get sent to the train station, the street I lived on leading straight to it, only about a 12 minute walk away, freak out due to the PTSD I had developed because I was afraid of getting killed and didn't know what to do, cops come and speak to me a bit, at least one is a piece of shit that probably lied and claimed I was a threat to myself and others, the EMT in the back fucking abuses me, end up getting sent to the actual psych ward, try to make a run for it due to fear of being abused and held indefinitely, grapple with two of the staff when they surround and attempt to restrain me, then nearly had my thumbs broken by one of them as payback, and I'm not sure what happened afterward for about a day due to being hit with a high dose of a sedative and anti-psychotic, standard procedure.
That's pretty much the gist of it. It's not as if I'm claiming demons attacked me or that the government tried to assassinate me.
God I want to gouge out your eyes. I'm going to ask Hydro for your PI so I can pay you a visit if I'm ever in the area. I swear I'd kidnap and torture you to teach you a lesson if I ever had the chance. -
2018-03-03 at 10:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice §m£ÂgØL, you are a fucking retarded brat.
If you told a random person about the shit that allegedly happened involving Hydro, while you were staying with her, do you think people may be doubtful, particularly considering your history of trolling? What about that time you PM'd me about having clear symptoms of schizophrenia?
The series of events goes as follows:I was in a particularly dangerous area of Richmond CA, a city which is considerably more violent than average, the guy, who was probably a gang member, flips out on me over nothing, apartment ends up ransacked, threatened again later, cops useless morons, lie and check myself into ER so I can be held somewhere safe, transported away from there, then giving temporary housing afterward, 3 of the people there fucking abuse me at the psychiatric facility, talk my way out of in the morning, get sent to the train station, the street I lived on leading straight to it, only about a 12 minute walk away, freak out due to the PTSD I had developed because I was afraid of getting killed and didn't know what to do, cops come and speak to me a bit, at least one is a piece of shit that probably lied and claimed I was a threat to myself and others, the EMT in the back fucking abuses me, end up getting sent to the actual psych ward, try to make a run for it due to fear of being abused and held indefinitely, grapple with two of the staff when they surround and attempt to restrain me, then nearly had my thumbs broken by one of them as payback, and I'm not sure what happened afterward for about a day due to being hit with a high dose of a sedative and anti-psychotic, standard procedure.
That's pretty much the gist of it. It's not as if I'm claiming demons attacked me or that the government tried to assassinate me.
God I want to gouge out your eyes. I'm going to ask Hydro for your PI so I can pay you a visit if I'm ever in the area. I swear I'd kidnap and torture you to teach you a lesson if I ever had the chance.
clean your apartment, its a disgrace.
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2018-03-03 at 11:03 PM UTC
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2018-03-03 at 11:08 PM UTC
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2018-03-03 at 11:13 PM UTC
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2018-03-03 at 11:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist no way was he trolling. he just said that after years of being called cat fucker and having repeatedly posted pix of cats. did you not remember when i did the 2013 collage and shopped a cats ass into his pic? he got sick of it and tried to claim it was a troll, the fucking sick cat fucking cunt.
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His claim was that he humped between its thighs but didn't actually penetrate. -
2018-03-03 at 11:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Nope, my penis is perfectly normal. That was a troll, and it was easy to do. All I had to do was pull the skin at the base up a certain way which you couldn't see in the pic. For another I just pressed it in and took pictures really quickly until I got one at the right moment.
It was an epic troll.
Even if this were true, the fuck is epic about convincing everyone you have a micropenis?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-03 at 11:24 PM UTC
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2018-03-03 at 11:32 PM UTCI'm a badass hardcore psycho niqquq my IQ is 170 and im a 9/10
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2018-03-03 at 11:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Even if this were true, the fuck is epic about convincing everyone you have a micropenis?
It was pretty fucking funny. Lots of lulz were had by all.
I was able to transcend my individuality and mortality, the limitations of being trapped in a biological vessel, by becoming a meme. (No, not really)
