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  1. Lol @ kicked me with your fat elephant legs. Woo boy.
  2. §m£ÂgØL serenaded a duck by the pond with a ukulele
  3. Is there video?
  4. It was geese. Like 10F outside and I crossed a frozen river to get to these fucking geese because it looked like a really cool spot to sit and play ukulele.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † You guys are cancer so I'll die soon anyway.

    good
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by gumbo I have a girlfriend right now. I just want to make posting here as irritating as possible for hydro. None of you really know how much of a shitty person she is. Like besides threatening to shoot me with a loaded gun in her hand (three times) and her crazy antics, she is a felon level thief and neglectful mother who hit her child when he was a year old. I've woken up before to find her the only one up with her child with dried shit in his diaper. Do you know how long it takes for wet baby shit to actually dry in humid Florida? A long time.

    Being a T-PAIN addict is fine in itself, but not when you are sacrificing buying food and diapers for your child. Once she told me she wouldn't go buy milk for her son (he was out) and refused to go if I didn't go with her. I did, and then she spent all day argument with me in the car, morning to night, while the baby was stuck with her on the run pedophile roomate without any milk. He watered down gatorade and gave it to him because there was nothing else.

    Shit like this happened constantly where hydro would put her own desires before the needs of her child. She is an awful mother and when she dies her son will be better off for it. Even before he was born, she would destroy stuff meant for him in anger. Like, he never had a crib because hydro smashed it into the concrete during an argument. There were tons of broken and rusted things littered about her yard like this.

    She would never intentionally or maliciously harm her child (at least not till he's older) but she's just unstable and irresponsible enough to do it regardless.

    post nude pics of girlfriend
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † Anal cancer.

    even better
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by gumbo sneak peek



    bonus ass pic

    id hit it
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Does your life ever feel so empty and meaningless you just want to break down and cry?

    now that you mention it...

    no.

    not ever.

    not even a little bit.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic i agree, any of you DH faggots wanna beef? you don't wanna fuck with me i'm about that insulting strangers on the internet life

    i have some beef that im going to stuff so far up your ass your only response is going to be 'mmmm...tastes great.'
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny tfw TRT gets too many posts to keep up with again

    stfu and post nude selfies, you i­lliterate faggot.

    try to masturbate.
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Jesus christ, you're the only delusional one.

    I never waved a firearm in my life "wildly", you weren't even in the same room. You were in your room. And two "witnesses"? My grandmother was in her bedroom watching TV. Fuckhead /was standing by the wall/your door. I was standing at first, then sat down on the chair waiting for you to get your shit packed and leave. You were crying and upset and I felt terrible for that and then came to the door and tried to hand you the gun, barrel facing me, handle for you to grab. You wouldn't take it. I had said at one point BEFORE that, to fuckhead if he didn't get out of my way that the walls were so thin I could shoot your ass through the damn thing, which yes, all of what I did was wrong, the way I went about it, but you had been warned, seen that I was desperate to get fuckhead out of my life, been told I didn't want you to get hurt, didn't want shit to get even worse while you were there, as I knew it was going to and told several times that you needed to LEAVE.

    I really wish it hadn't gone the way it did. I feel terrible even now it went as such, but I'm not going to take blame for some over hyped version. I know what I did. I know it was wrong. And since it happened I've been apologetic, regretful, and have tried to make it right as best as one can/make amends. I have took responsibility for my actions and owned what I did, you're the only one who hasn't.

    You were told after throwing a beer at me which splattered everywhere, including the baby being covered, this being right after I got out of the hospital and in serious pain and you falling into me after saying several times to please watch it, or go lay down in bed, I couldn't because if I laid on my back I couldn't breath, being the only reason I was sitting on the couch in the corner of the sectional. You fell into me while I was dozed off asleep and acted like I attacked you when I instinctually pushed/kicked this huge fucking weight that landed right on my lung where I had pneumonia and already could barely breath. You threw beer at me, beer I drove out of my way from the ER to get you so your alcoholic ass wouldn't be in WDs(which you cracked my screen worse instead of talking to me when we were in the parking lot- I wasn't being mean, I was just trying to figure out what was wrong with you - apparently you had an ear infection for the first time in your life and acted like a big fucking baby. When we got home and you asked me to put rubbing alcohol in your ear to dry it out you got mad at me because you left your mouth open and some poured down your face… Meanwhile I can barely breath).

    After the shit with throwing beer because your either drunk and/or impaired by the ear infection I got pissed and told you to get the beer off my property. You went outside. I waited 5mins or so then said "okay, you don't want to get it off then I'm getting rid of it". I struggled up got the beer and began dumping it down the sink. You then came behind me grabbing me, pushing me. And otherwise touching and grasping me in a aggressive manner to stop me. I kept going just for the beer to get rid of it. You then came behind me and grabbed me around the neck. That's when I got scared and it hurt, so I bit the ever living shit out of you. You threatened to call the cops and I told you to go the fuck ahead since I couldn't have bitten you like that without you grabbing me from behind. It literally would have been impossible and YOU would have been the one going to jail just for that. Hell. You could have called for me "illegally destroying your beer", which lol… Doesn't matter if you had one beer or 10, throwing beer because your mad you fell into a sick person and they kicked you off of them isn't acceptable or right. Nothing you did that night was right.

    My only regret is I should have called the police, and I shouldn't have replaced your beer the next day. I'd done nothing to you that night. Hell, earlier I asked if you could hand me my medicine which was next to you and you refused. I didn't say a word, and just sat there and tried to sleep, saying only once before I dozed off seeing you wabbling about to PLEASE WATCH OUT or go to the bedroom to sleep since I was scared you'd fall on me, just like you ended up doing landing right on my lung/chest. I was some monster though for kicking you off so I could breath though. While I was woken up to ungodly pain of your weight on my lungs…. Nope, for that I'm not going to feel bad anymore. Nor for the beer, other than I should have just called the cops and had you arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct and assault by throwing the beer at me and having me covered in it. Hell, I could have for you falling on me but after I came to be awake I did realize it was an accident, albeit, a preventable accident.

    I don't even feel bad other than it had to come to me biting the shit out of you. You had no right to put your hands on me, for your beer or not. Touching a person is assault. You weren't a resident of that house and made it abundantly clear prior. When you came to grab me around the neck, what was I supposed to think in that moment? I promise you, any cop would have seen that as what's called "defensive" injuries because I could have only bit you like that with your arms around me from behind). You hurt me over and over because you were upset your chance to remove your beer from the house had sailed and I was pouring it out. That's a sad as fuck reason to hurt and attack someone to begin with.

    Where's the responsibility you've taken for that? I was emotionally manipulated and made to feel like shit for DEFENDING myself when I was about to be choked out and or otherwise hurt more.

    I'm sorry you're delusional to how shit actually went down. I know it was very traumatic for you. I'm sorry for a lot of shit and I take responsibility for that, but I can't change the past and I'll be damned if I'm gonna keep living in the past like you want to do. All we can do is move on. I'm moving on whether you do or not though. I tried every way to make amends, make up for it, to make it right, but nothing is good enough for you and you love having that card up your sleeve for any reason to pull it mostly being a unrelated to it when you would. Doesn't phase me or make me cry any more though, so that's why you're pissed.

    It's a shame it had to come to this. I tried to be a good friend, as best as I could. I even tried to give you ammo so you could feel safe, but all you want to do is use it to hurt me because you can't move on. You do realize, that the inability to move on from a traumatic event is a mental health problem, right? You should get help. You've described PTSD a lot too. I truly am sorry I was apart and caused it, but you need help to get well and I hope you do.

    jesus fucking shit...lay off the meth

    and stfu and post nude selfies.
  13. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Obbe Malice at least drop acid once before you die.

    I'm sure he has tried it, it is one of the most effective treatments for depression both in trip and microdose forms.
  14. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING I'm sure he has tried it, it is one of the most effective treatments for depression both in trip and microdose forms.

    I would really argue against that. I think it is mostly just effective when done in tandem with actual therapy. There are many people who actually get MORE depressed after taking LSD/shrooms because they don't really know how to guide their experience. Imo, DMT is far more effective as standalone treatment. It forces this sense of scope and well-being that LSD doesn't really do. Not in the same way anyway.
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by gumbo I would really argue against that. I think it is mostly just effective when done in tandem with actual therapy. There are many people who actually get MORE depressed after taking LSD/shrooms. Imo, DMT is far more effective as standalone treatment. It forces this sense of scope and well-being that LSD doesn't really do. Not in the same way anyway.

    Didn't read, don't quote me again either.
  16. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Didn't read, don't quote me again either.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Malice had a serious mental breakdown on mushrooms.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by nigger gangbang rape victim Didn't read, don't quote me again either.

    nigger
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Fuck Sergio Ramos piece of shit bastard.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    What the fuck? We will play Neuer in goal at the world cup and not Ter-Stegen. That's so fucking retarded.

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