The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-03 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #21
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I don't see why anyone wouldn't meet up with me. I'm a pillar of the community, goddammit.
2. 2018-02-03 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #22
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I'm gonna tell her I don't fuck on the first date bc my mom told me no ones gonna want my hog if I sell all the milk half price.
3. 2018-02-03 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CASPER I don't see why anyone wouldn't meet up with me. I'm a pillar of the community, goddammit.

   
   You certainly have a better track record than PWP in that department.
4. 2018-02-03 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #24
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ You certainly have a better track record than PWP in that department.

   
   Story time plz.
5. 2018-02-03 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   weed turned into crack
6. 2018-02-03 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #26
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Being you must be scary as hell, sploo. No wonder you lost so much of your sanity at a young age. My life is indeed terrible, but I can only imagine what a nightmare so many parts of yours have been.
7. 2018-02-03 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i should stop smoking this stuff immediately
8. 2018-02-03 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #28
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Plonko! i should stop smoking this stuff immediately

   
   Use the largest dose ever and see if you break through to the other side. Record it.
9. 2018-02-03 at 5:30 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cocaethylene running strong tonight, gotta love friends who give you free blow for helping them do trivial things.
10. 2018-02-03 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #30
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CASPER I'm gonna tell her I don't fuck on the first date bc my mom told me no ones gonna want my hog if I sell all the milk half price.

    
    Why don't you wanna smash on the first date?
11. 2018-02-03 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You certainly have a better track record than PWP in that department.

    
    PWP was always cool with me, sent me free 2CE once.
12. 2018-02-03 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Use the largest dose ever and see if you break through to the other side. Record it.

    
    i'll just go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and have to spend 4 hrs in the hospital ;(
13. 2018-02-03 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Plonko! i'll just go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and have to spend 4 hrs in the hospital ;(

    
    I was smoking some strong blend out of a glass pipe one day on my patio. I took one big hit and the next thing I knew I was flat on the ground on my back with my legs propped up against this metal bench that had toppled over when I apparently fell backwards over it. My pipe was smashed on the ground next to me and I couldn't figure out what the fuck happened.
    
    Too many fucked up syncan stories, out of body experiences and talking to people who weren't there like Datura.
14. 2018-02-03 at 5:59 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it reduces your life expectancy by 99%
15. 2018-02-03 at 6 AM UTC

    #35
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by RestStop Why don't you wanna smash on the first date?

    
    
    I mean I'm down but I thought it'd be funny to say. It'd be a lot less nerve wracking if she was ugly though.
16. 2018-02-03 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #36
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CASPER I mean I'm down but I thought it'd be funny to say. It'd be a lot less nerve wracking if she was ugly though.

    
    Ha. Yeah actually it would be..probably ease the tension(though hopefully there won't be much). I have never been on official "date" idk why I've always just either chilled at their house or we went riding around listening to music or whatever. Official dates just seem awkward and pressuring to me I guess...probably why I've alluded them for 30 years.
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17. 2018-02-03 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix PWP was always cool with me, sent me free 2CE once.

    
    Nah he's cool, it's not him, it's his.. generosity perhaps, toward niggas that can't handle it. Ask 4j.
    
    
18. 2018-02-03 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #38
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Plonko! i'll just go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and have to spend 4 hrs in the hospital ;(

    
    Dress up as the guy from A Clockwork Orange and attack some homeless people.
19. 2018-02-03 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #39
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Didn't he offer 4j a job or something n 4j drove like 3 states away and there was no job? Or something to that effect? Or 4j got him a job and peep never showed. Something.
20. 2018-02-03 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I get more money, fuck more bitches, blow bigger blunts and eat more beef jerky than I ever have at any point in my life. I'm back in college. Two years sober. I go to dance clubs and the Domes in Milwaukee. I don't fuck dudes anymore, that shits gay. I also no longer identify as a Nazi because lets be real, I'm just another nigger. New whip, new money, new trees. Yeah that's my mom's kitchen, I don't live there, but still stop over to take care of the dog sometimes. :) Alright, well I guess I don't have the photo on this cell phone.
    
    Anyway, everyone, I am doing well. I miss everyone except Tachosomoza if he's still a thing.
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