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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    yea, prolly not, thanks for the words of encouragement bud.
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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Anyone remember when that Indian was following me on the train? I swear I may have been profiled as a potential terrorist. Well, I have to admit, I probably do look like one, and I often have a distinct look of wrath IRL.

    I really should have fucked with him.



    Originally posted by Malice Some weird old guy just walked through and put candy, a small pouch of WHOPPERS malted milk balls (Better than most candy), on my laptop's keyboard, which I had on my lap and was using. First thing I thought was that it was one of those scams where they ask for money later. Fuck no I'm not gonna eat it. I feel dirty just having touched it.

    I'm going to leave it there for a child to the risk on. I saw him give some to a bunch of kids, so if they start dropping dead or convulsing I'll know I made the right choice.



    Originally posted by Malice Imagine walking up to a large group of children, throwing candy in, like, a 10 foot radius, then yelling MORTAL COMBAT!!! as you tell them to fight each other for it and film the ensuing chaos.

    You could get some really bad jail time for that. People really won't like it, especially since I'd target black children because they're the most violent and impulsive.

    Damn I'm tempted to do that.



    Originally posted by Malice No, not everyone was targeting. The majority of the people at the psych ward didn't do anything to me, some seemed to defend me at times, and some actually seemed to like me; you presumptive fucktard.

    Of course the ransacking is connected. I ran out of there when a car suddenly swerved right in front of the place I was kneeling while grabbing the bars of the fence (He told me to do that and I complied because I'm a pussy, was afraid of getting shot, and was trying to defuse the situation because I hadn't actually done anything.). Hoped the fence behind the house and eventually ran all the way to the ER entrance because I knew there was usually at least one police cruiser parked there. Told the cop, then at some point walked back. They weren't even in there that long and fucking trashed the place. Jesus christ you're stupid as fuck.

    I wasn't abused at the ER, I was abused at the area below the psych ward where they monitor you before deciding whether you need to go to the actual ER, and it was mainly only 3 people there who were sadistic pieces of shit.

    The cops showed up at the train station because I was sitting on a bench in front of the station agent booth and he saw how freaked out I was, asked if I was okay. They weren't in on fucking me over, at least one of them was just a bad cop.

    It wasn't a grand conspiracy against me, it was a complete coincidence that I ran into multiple bad people. Richmond is a fucking shithole and some areas just draw far higher concentrations of low quality people.

    Great athletic abilities and general intelligence, no wonder your book turned out to be such a masterpiece. Goddamn you are a fucking moron.

    If I was so fucking insane that I had a complete replacement of reality then why has absolutely nothing out of the ordinary happened in the nearly 5 months since then?



    Originally posted by Malice In this state I feel like the predator rather than the prey while high.

    Imagine how terrifying it would be to have someone like Adam Lanza or Nikolas Cruz going after you full force after snapping.

    You’d better watch out, or I’ll get some autistics on your ass.

    fucking lol @ this^ guy saying i was 'stupid enough to go to jail'.

    at least i made a shit load of money, got high as fuck and fucked a shitload of bitches before i went malice. what are you getting?

    hahafuckingha.



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  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    And where is that pleasure now? What you did in the past is irrelevant, we're continually trapped in the present. The memories you have are nothing but shadows of past experience.

    What are the rules in the UK? Like, will employers be able to see that you have a criminal record for the rest of your life? In that case you're probably fucked and will never make a decent living.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Lol, honestly I kinda wanted to get a three wolf moon shirt at one point but wearing literal meme is a little too cringey for me.

    You have to learn to own your nerdiness. I actually had multiple positive reactions to the shirt, and I recall that the girls that complimented me ion it were pretty cute.

    After I became muscular I kind of wanted to cut off the sleeves jaggedly similar to Nelson Muntz's vest:




    I was fully aware of how it may come off, I just thought it would be really funny and may actually look kind of badass if you could pull it off.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice And where is that pleasure now? What you did in the past is irrelevant, we're continually trapped in the present. The memories you have are nothing but shadows of past experience.

    What are the rules in the UK? Like, will employers be able to see that you have a criminal record for the rest of your life? In that case you're probably fucked and will never make a decent living.

    yeah like i'm stupid enough to get a fucking job, lol. i can make money malice, i been doing it long enough.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice And where is that pleasure now? What you did in the past is irrelevant, we're continually trapped in the present. The memories you have are nothing but shadows of past experience.

    and that's a really stupid thing to say. it was awesome while i was experiencing it. by your logic we shouldn't bother then, coz any good times we experience now will very soon be in the past and be only a memory that's not worth having. i mean only seconds after doing anything its then just a memory right?



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  8. Originally posted by NARCassist by your logic we shouldn't bother then, coz any good times we experience now will very soon be in the past and be only a memory that's not worth having.



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    Lol, that is literally Malice's entire life philosophy. That's why he's antinatalist, because why bother
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I never heard about this before. Insane.



    I swear to god one day the klansman will return and march through UC Berkeley. I'm going to try to recruit as many alt-righters, neo-nazis, white nationalists, pedes, channers, whoever's willing to join me, as possible.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Lol, that is literally Malice's entire life philosophy. That's why he's antinatalist, because why bother

    Like the overwhelming majority of human beings you do not understand antinatalism. There are also strong aspects of rejectionist philosophy in Buddhism. Renunciation and a form of resignation, accepting that things are ultimately beyond your control and letting go of the pain that comes from the desire that things be different, the illusions of free will and identity, are major parts of the ideology.

    I'm just saying that your past is really nothing to brag about because it doesn't exist.
  11. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix You should play Hatred. It's the only game besides Manhunt 2 to receive an Adults Only rating from the ESRB for excessive violence.


    WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT IF I TOLD YOU... that game is banned in Australia?
  12. lol I wonder if America would allow games like that in VR?
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Like the overwhelming majority of human beings you do not understand antinatalism. There are also strong aspects of rejectionist philosophy in Buddhism. Renunciation and a form of resignation, accepting that things are ultimately beyond your control and letting go of the pain that comes from the desire that things be different, the illusions of free will and identity, are major parts of the ideology.

    I'm just saying that your past is really nothing to brag about because it doesn't exist.

    yeah but to be fair antinatalism and buddhism are as retarded as you are.



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  14. Originally posted by Malice Like the overwhelming majority of human beings you do not understand antinatalism. There are also strong aspects of rejectionist philosophy in Buddhism. Renunciation and a form of resignation, accepting that things are ultimately beyond your control and letting go of the pain that comes from the desire that things be different, the illusions of free will and identity, are major parts of the ideology.

    I'm just saying that your past is really nothing to brag about because it doesn't exist.

    Ok Obbe
  15. Originally posted by Enter WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT IF I TOLD YOU… that game is banned in Australia?

    Everything with 1% edge is banned there.
  16. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Everything with 1% edge is banned there.

    the fucking south park game was heavily censored

    the anal probe scenes. i guess they're against homosexuality?
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Did you ever have a snake inside your house?
  18. Originally posted by RisiR † Did you ever have a snake inside your house?

    I had a 6 foot snake get into the house one time when I was like 6. We found it hiding under the oven in the kitchen.

    My dad chopped it into pieces with a large ceremonial broadsword.

    To this day I wonder why my dad had that fucking thing
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Maybe he used it to chop up snakes.
  20. Yeah, there's a snake in here right now, actually.

    ...IN MY PANTS! :P

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