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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-23 at 5:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic …
"But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale and is hung like one too," which is itself a cryptic reference to the past failed relationships that lead to this one. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as helladamnleet's genius unfolds itself on newtotse. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a HM and HDL heart tattoo …
Hilarious post but I just wanted to clarify for anyone that doesn't know: 1337 / WhiskeyPhoenix ( are these the same character? ) is not the same guy as HDL aka helladamnleet . I personally verified with helladamnleet that he has no plans to marry hydromorphone and the idea was news to him.
When I asked him about the alleged marriage, he expressed contempt for all the users here who use alts / keep changing their nicknames over the years. Additionally, he felt that this is not a dignified enough thread to even post the clarification himself.
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2018-02-23 at 5:19 PM UTCWhiskeyPhoenix is pilesofcrack
1337 is bipolarhighroller
Helladamnlet is a faggot
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2018-02-23 at 5:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws Again. When a woman has sex, a man is having sex as well. I assume we’re talking about heterosexual sex exclusively. And just for the sake of argument let’s only include one on one scenarios since they are vastly more common, and as stated previously the different configurations mainly cancel each other out anyway.
That said, how is it possible for women, on average, to have way more sex than men, when men are also having sex with said women. The amount of sex per capita equals out for both genders. Do I need to draw you a chart for you to understand this basic concept?
You are mentally retarded
Please do, please do draw a chart for this, I really want to see this.
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2018-02-23 at 5:39 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-23 at 5:41 PM UTC
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2018-02-23 at 5:43 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-23 at 5:47 PM UTC
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2018-02-23 at 6:55 PM UTCI almost reached across the desk and strangled the lady at the veterinarian office just now but then I remembered I'm sober now and trying to act like a normal human being. I also remembered that strangling people in public will land you in jail.
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2018-02-23 at 6:56 PM UTC
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2018-02-23 at 7:30 PM UTCNigga's be icy, killin' my eneimies till they fry me. Oh you don't have my money? Nigga why are lyin'? I'm drippin in bitches, drownin' in hunnids.
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2018-02-23 at 7:33 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-23 at 7:44 PM UTC
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2018-02-23 at 7:46 PM UTCI kind of want this Louis Vuitton Christopher PM backpack, but I don't really want to spend close to $300 for a good replica. Then again, I would be using it for years.
You have to admit, it looks clean.
https://us.louisvuitton.com/eng-us/products/christopher-pm-epi-010108#M58868The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-23 at 7:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I kind of want this Louis Vuitton Christopher PM backpack, but I don't really want to spend close to $300 for a good replica. Then again, I would be using it for years.
You have to admit, it looks clean.
https://us.louisvuitton.com/eng-us/products/christopher-pm-epi-010108#M58868
Nigga ya gotta stay high end! -
2018-02-23 at 7:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice What happened?
Took my dog for a grooming appointment, groomer said it looked like he had some blood in one eye and wanted the doctor to look at it. They take my dog in the back for 5 minutes, bring him back out and say it's nothing and it will probably go away on its own. Get my bill and they charged me $100 for that, $40 exam fee plus $40 for "cornea test" and another 20 for "ocular pressure exam". Didn't say shit about fees or cost before quickly taking him into the back room. Five fucking minutes. Wanted to grab her by the back of her head and smash her face into the desk repeatedly. -
2018-02-23 at 8:04 PM UTC
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2018-02-23 at 8:09 PM UTCHonestly, wearing stuff like this probably would help me attain those sweet sweet white women.
You really have to put a lot more effort into your appearance to make up for being brown.
Black men have it the worse, they have to try so hard to avoid looking ghetto. Someone like Lanny wearing a hoodie just looks like an innocent college kid, but a black guy wearing the same thing could easily come across as a perma-lower class gang banging thieving rapist. -
2018-02-23 at 8:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Took my dog for a grooming appointment, groomer said it looked like he had some blood in one eye and wanted the doctor to look at it. They take my dog in the back for 5 minutes, bring him back out and say it's nothing and it will probably go away on its own. Get my bill and they charged me $100 for that, $40 exam fee plus $40 for "cornea test" and another 20 for "ocular pressure exam". Didn't say shit about fees or cost before quickly taking him into the back room. Five fucking minutes. Wanted to grab her by the back of her head and smash her face into the desk repeatedly.
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2018-02-23 at 8:18 PM UTC
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2018-02-23 at 8:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Took my dog for a grooming appointment, groomer said it looked like he had some blood in one eye and wanted the doctor to look at it. They take my dog in the back for 5 minutes, bring him back out and say it's nothing and it will probably go away on its own. Get my bill and they charged me $100 for that, $40 exam fee plus $40 for "cornea test" and another 20 for "ocular pressure exam". Didn't say shit about fees or cost before quickly taking him into the back room. Five fucking minutes. Wanted to grab her by the back of her head and smash her face into the desk repeatedly.
Blood in the eye is usually nothing to worry about. I have someone in my family who gets it a few times a year. Looks scary but usually just a vessel pop.
