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  1. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Good thing I got tested months ago.
  3. Originally posted by hydromorphone Alright, thought about making a thread, but fuck it.

    I'm HIV positive.

    Live it up, you faggots.

    Probably going to kill myself now. Have fun.

    I laughed until I remembered you're pregnant. That's fucking horrible. Start treatment now so that your child has less of a chance of getting it. The earlier you start, the better the chances of stopping HIV from passing. You know you aren't going to actually kill yourself, so do your kid a fucking favor and do what you can. Should also probably call up your clients.
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  4. I hope this doesn't mean the wedding is off
  5. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Good thing I got tested months ago.

    Get tested again. It can take a while for the viral load to reach detectable levels IIRC.
  6. You can take the percentage of passing HIV to your kid from 15-45% to 2% by taking medication and giving it to your child once they're born.
  7. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Alright, thought about making a thread, but fuck it.

    I'm HIV positive.

    Live it up, you faggots.

    Probably going to kill myself now. Have fun.

    If 1337 marries this, does it count as natural selection
  8. HTS highlight reel
    PS: HIV treatment is good enough these days that aside from managing all the pills it doesn't really effect your quality of life/life expectancy too much. You'll be fine of you can stay on top of it, Hydro. ♥
  9. Originally posted by hydromorphone Alright, thought about making a thread, but fuck it.

    I'm HIV positive.

    Live it up, you faggots.

    Probably going to kill myself now. Have fun.

    Wait, I thought being a prostitute was empowering?

    *loooks at my notes*

    Guys, didn't she say being a prostitute was empowering?

    *looks at the data*

    What's going on?
  10. I fucking woke up deaf in one ear because of my mumps and I was freaking out but I feel better now.

  11. Originally posted by HTS PS: HIV treatment is good enough these days that aside from managing all the pills it doesn't really effect your quality of life/life expectancy too much. You'll be fine of you can stay on top of it, Hydro. ♥

    Yeah I mean look at Magic Johnson, dude's had it for years and he's a multi millionaire.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just wrapped everything up at school, which starts Monday. Finally went for my student ID, which I'll be stuck with for 2 years because they don't allow retakes. Took a picture of the image on the computer screen. Did I fuck up?

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  13. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Yeah I mean look at Magic Johnson, dude's had it for years and he's a multi millionaire.

  14. Originally posted by hydromorphone Alright, thought about making a thread, but fuck it.

    I'm HIV positive.

    Live it up, you faggots.

    Probably going to kill myself now. Have fun.

    Very sorry to hear that.

    Originally posted by HTS PS: HIV treatment is good enough these days that aside from managing all the pills it doesn't really effect your quality of life/life expectancy too much. You'll be fine of you can stay on top of it, Hydro. ♥

    It's super expensive though. She needs to get the government to pay for it.

    Originally posted by Malice Did I fuck up?

    Not at all Ikari Gendo San.
  15. Originally posted by Malice Just wrapped everything up at school, which starts Monday. Finally went for my student ID, which I'll be stuck with for 2 years because they don't allow retakes. Took a picture of the image on the computer screen. Did I fuck up?


    you're giving the stanley kubrick stare

    dude you look beta as fuck

    you could just go to a bar and fuck any women you want
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I actually made an effort to look up a bit. My posture and habits are terrible due to being an asperhiki for so long.

    If I lower my head a bit more I look flat out demonic.
  17. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Wtf

    I'm never talking shit to Malice again
  18. Originally posted by Malice I actually made an effort to look up a bit. My posture and habits are terrible due to being an asperhiki for so long.

    If I lower my head a bit more I look flat out demonic.

    how did you go talking to the guy taking your photo and everything? did you go to orientation?
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Daily Wtf

    I'm never talking shit to Malice again

    FUCK.

    Imagine if there's a school shooting in the LA area or there's ever an issue due to something I said or wrote and this picture pops up. I'm going to be the top suspect.

    This is exactly the kind of picture they end up showing on the news.


    Originally posted by Enter how did you go talking to the guy taking your photo and everything? did you go to orientation?

    Oh, you go just go through a door on the outside off the bookstore building and the area to take it is right there. I did the orientation online because I couldn't schedule an in-person one using the online system.
  20. Originally posted by Malice FUCK.

    Imagine if there's a school shooting in the LA area or there's ever an issue due to something I said or wrote and this picture pops up. I'm going to be the top suspect.

    This is exactly the kind of picture they end up showing on the news.




    Oh, you go just go through a door on the outside off the bookstore building and the area to take it is right there. I did the orientation online because I couldn't schedule an in-person one using the online system.

    Something that helped me with group work and stuff: just kept telling myself that everyone there is just as shy and autistic as you.

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