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  1. Originally posted by RestStop Illuminati/reptilians to blame?

    Interesting way of saying "jedis"
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jeremus Interesting way of saying "jedis"

    In all seriousness though it could partially to blame for the insane hot/cold weather patterns especially in the midwest lately. I have no knowledge of why it happens but warm fronts during winter always seem to make people sick around here but then again illuminati has a big machine that controls the weather.
  3. Originally posted by RestStop In all seriousness though it could partially to blame for the insane hot/cold weather patterns especially in the midwest lately. I have no knowledge of why it happens but warm fronts during winter always seem to make people sick around here but then again illuminati has a big machine that controls the weather.

    The government uses HAARP in Alaska to manipulate the weather in various ways. The illnesses are from the genetic modification of food/crops though, and the chemtrails.
  4. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Hell, get your tubes tied and I'm sure Captain Falcon would go in with me on providing a stipend for you. Then you don't have to fuck dudes for money, and you can do all the T-PAIN you want.

    You say that as if being pregnant would stop the consumption of it. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
  5. No, I meant that if she had a stipend she wouldn't need to fuck dudes for money anymore, because she could afford T-PAIN.

    Also just wanna drop this


    http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/137/1/e20151414

    ^Case study showing T-PAIN brings your baby into this world in withdrawal


    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1334416 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imipramine)

    "Prenatal exposure to T-PAIN significantly decreased the density of 3H-imipramine binding sites in the cerebral cortex"


    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0165178188900133

    "These results raise the interesting possibility that a decrease in 3H-imipramine binding sites may be a state-dependent marker in patients suffering from nonbipolar recurrent major depression."


    If hydro's kids turn out to be super depressed like her, we have a good guess as to why.
  6. Originally posted by RestStop Katy Perry, Halle Berry, Keanu Reeves. Ya gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!

    Fuck, marry, kill
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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Juicebox Fuck, marry, kill

    Nice. Nice. I just don't think I could bring myself to kill Keanu Reeves though. For whatever reason.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix The government uses HAARP in Alaska to manipulate the weather in various ways. The illnesses are from the genetic modification of food/crops though, and the chemtrails.

    Had to google this. For some reason I thought that was an insurance company. The name alone sounds sinister in itself.
  9. Originally posted by RestStop Nice. Nice. I just don't think I could bring myself to kill Keanu Reeves though. For whatever reason.

    Got nothing against him but I wouldn't fuck or wife him
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  10. kill halle berry (black)
    fuck katy perry (disgusting thot, but i could tell everyone i fucked her)
    marry keanu reeves (nuff said)
  11. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    ^LOL. Always knew that nigga Franklin was shady AF.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter kill halle berry (black)
    fuck katy perry (disgusting thot, but i could tell everyone i fucked her)
    marry keanu reeves (nuff said)

    I love black girls. Especially light skin/mixed ones. They are my light. My muse. My flame. They bring me to life brahs.
  14. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RestStop I love black girls. Especially light skin/mixed ones. They are my light. My muse. My flame. They bring me to life brahs.

    There is this black girl in my training class fof work she pretty cute fam. Red bone tho but she looks good. Real hair, no kids. Good gurl shes from mississippi so she talks super country its kind of cute. Shes married but that has nothing to do with me.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Real hair, no kids.

    You've already won.
  16. I want to fuck a real full blooded black african bitch, I'm talking wersley snipes straight from the serengeti black, she could chuck my spear any day
  17. New nickname for negress hoes:

    Spearchugger
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jeremus New nickname for negress hoes:

    Spearchugger

    JiggaBillies.

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