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2018-02-22 at 4:52 PM UTCIt's whatever, I don't really give a fuck what you all think or don't think. Neither does 1337, since he's the one one who wanted to post about us getting married in the first place.
I appreciate those of you who haven't been complete assholes about it. Some of the people on here aren't so bad, and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with criticism. Frankly, I see, appreciate, and understand the concerns of getting married a few of you have mentioned, but it's kinda fucked to assume first off, I was the one who initiated wanting to get married, and second, that I'm doing it for selfish reasons. Sure, some woman do that, unfortunately. I, though, am not one of them.
Marriage for the sake of ending up alone is retarded. I made peace with being alone a long time ago, and while spending a life alone, with no one to share a life and wonderful memories with is kinda sad, it's not the end of the world, and I could live with that. I definitely would not get married to 1337 if I had even the slightest bit of hesitation or thought it would end poorly... Or it would end at all. Even if it did, I'm not a person who'd take advantage of that anyway.
Sometimes people are good decent people, contrary to popular belief. -
2018-02-22 at 4:53 PM UTCim watching jerry maguire. apparently its suppose to be a classic great movie.
its just average so far. man public opinion sucks. -
2018-02-22 at 5:08 PM UTCEnter learned all his life lessons from 90s sitcoms, especially the most insidious one of them all, Seinfeld.
Lessons such as: never commit, never have children, never try to fix a relationship, never take life seriously, never work hard, never really try.
If someone is seen doing these things in a 90s sitcom they are laughed at.
Seinfeld is a show about a bunch of adults who go around New York acting like children. It's the show that trained us MOON PERSONs and instructed us in how to live our fail-to-launch lives.
And yeah, it's jediey as fuck. -
2018-02-22 at 5:20 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 5:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Issue313 Enter learned all his life lessons from 90s sitcoms, especially the most insidious one of them all, Seinfeld.
Lessons such as: never commit, never have children, never try to fix a relationship, never take life seriously, never work hard, never really try.
If someone is seen doing these things in a 90s sitcom they are laughed at.
Seinfeld is a show about a bunch of adults who go around New York acting like children. It's the show that trained us MOON PERSONs and instructed us in how to live our fail-to-launch lives.
And yeah, it's jediey as fuck.
get off /pol/
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2018-02-22 at 5:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone If I actually care… I'm marrying him because I do. I didn't ask to get married, and you especially should know how I've felt about marriage.
There are somethings about our relationship, things you'll never know or be able to understand. You should know, I tend to agree with your warnings, so I'm not mad, nor surprised, though I definitely think after what you do know about me, that'd I'd be marrying 1337 for money is straight up bullshit. If that were the case, then why am I still prostituting. You think 1337 wants me to continue doing that? I do continue doing it because I don't want to leech off of anyone and I want to carry my share of the financial burden.
Okay, fine. So it's #2. You're actually stupid enough to believe your manic love will prevail. But I know what you've done to 1337 and what you've put him through. I won't post it here, but you know what you've done too. Your relationship has not been all ice cream and roses. No relationship is, but jumping into marriage after a few months, with ALSO having done the things you've done? Yeah, that's fucking stupid.
You said he was the one who wanted it just like you do when you're pushing off the blame on someone else or trying to distract. The point is, YOU agreed to marry him. That he was the one who proposed it only makes him stupid as well, it doesn't absolve you of your stupidity. Which is why I said that if you actually give a fuck about him you will look at the relationship objectively and give it time to develop before you go fucking up his life.
Also, you would 100% marry for money. It took me a long time to realize how you actually are with money, but I know now. I'm still waiting on the check for my bill, as well as the check for the 1k+ for the money I used paying your bills and shit. Money you didn't ask for, but said you'd pay it back anyway.
Oh but I just guess USPS 'lost' the money just like you 'lost' the tracking number. Three times. What damn luck ey? -
2018-02-22 at 5:26 PM UTCrenee zelnigger's character in jerry maguire has NO fucking personality
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2018-02-22 at 5:27 PM UTCAlso stop being a prostitute and get a real fucking job? You could work at a call center or some shit if you have physical issues, instead of risking STDs/sketchy people. Do you want to pass on an STD to 1337, or your child when it is born?
Stopping drug use would help the kid too, but we both know that shit isn't happening. -
2018-02-22 at 5:28 PM UTCI wonder, what form do you use to file taxes for being a prostitute?
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2018-02-22 at 5:29 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter good point, i just realized it's illegal there.
that's… not good, is it, hydro? :)
I'm actually genuinely curious. My taxes are going to be complicated this year because I have so many different sources of income for 2017. Books, a bit of freelancing stuff, ebay, two different jobs, crypto. -
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2018-02-22 at 5:37 PM UTCi can't wait to begin to have sex with a woman after multiple dates
as soon as she takes off her clothes im going to stare at her naked body and heavily imply shes not attractive enough to fuck
then i'll leave and never call her again
she will be destroyed
and i know what ur thinking. "why not fuck her and not call her instead?"
1) itll hurt her more knowing a guy DIDNT want to fuck her
2) she'll just report me for rape if i do that -
2018-02-22 at 5:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I'm actually genuinely curious. My taxes are going to be complicated this year because I have so many different sources of income for 2017. Books, a bit of freelancing stuff, ebay, two different jobs, crypto.
Just write TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT in red ink on each page. -
2018-02-22 at 5:38 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 5:39 PM UTCcant believe this bitch fucked him
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