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  1. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Ankles too big, would not bang
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Very interesting. Thanks
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Have you ever travelled outside of the country?

    Negative. I've never been not chemically dependent long enough to leave town for any extended length of time. Last trip of any kind was a road trip to SF when I was....18?
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER God no. I'd never have had the balls to go on Tinder. Met her selling antiques. Her ex bf contacted me and he was a total loser. She apparently had only been dabbling in antiques for like 3 months and was trying to get off them, so requested I find her the means to do so. She had a minor role on Downton Abbey, and got a partial scholarship to Medical school at USC. So she's already way smarter than me.

    It sounds like she may be the kind of person that would have a variety of dark secrets she would want to keep to herself. What are the odds that a relationship with her antiques dealer is going to work out well? Is a story like this really likely to have a happy ending?

    You’re better off sabotaging it so you can never be hurt.

    Now, everyone, form a circle around Casper so we can all embrace him at once and repeat after me,

    “You can never leave the family.”
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Didn't ever actually sell her antiques. I did sell her stuff to help get off dem antiques tho,
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I don't think there's a whole lot of dark secrets. She's from Minnesota. Lol.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice You’re better off sabotaging it so you can never be hurt.

    You're a bitch.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Litty :

  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7u93fs/new_evidence_of_muscle_memory_at_a_dna_level_a/

    A great reason for lifting weights early in life, you’ll be able to regain the muscle and strength much faster if you restart. I’m looking forward to seeing what progress I make and eventually doing a steroid cycle when the gains slow down enough.

    I’m glad I made the investment in heavy lifting.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I want to see what kind of reactions a

    FAT PEOPLE ARE
    NOT HUMAN

    shirt would get around college campuses.
  11. Originally posted by Malice I want to see what kind of reactions a

    FAT PEOPLE ARE
    NOT HUMAN

    shirt would get around college campuses.

    Be like Nietzsche wanted you to be, bring your internet edgelord will to real world power... And do it, faggot
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Picked up a gram sampler of Yohimbine HCL with my phenibut order, nice little stimulant active at less than 10 mg.

    What do you make of it? Can you compare it to something else? I'm looking for a stimulant that doesn't bother my heart too much. Phenylpiracetam has done me good but it's too expensive and not really what I'm looking for. Adrafinil isn't much better.
  13. Originally posted by Malice It sounds like she may be the kind of person that would have a variety of dark secrets she would want to keep to herself. What are the odds that a relationship with her antiques dealer is going to work out well? Is a story like this really likely to have a happy ending?

    You’re better off sabotaging it so you can never be hurt.

    Now, everyone, form a circle around Casper so we can all embrace him at once and repeat after me,

    “You can never leave the family.”

    I have a date soon and I definitely have a bunch of things she doesn't know of. I'm kind of dreading ever bringing up my past. She's such a positive driven person, I feel like it'd be a turn-off.
  14. Also I just bought a Huawei 6x or whatever after like 30 minutes of research. Hope it's good. Gotta love that free one day shipping.
  15. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 What do you make of it? Can you compare it to something else? I'm looking for a stimulant that doesn't bother my heart too much. Phenylpiracetam has done me good but it's too expensive and not really what I'm looking for. Adrafinil isn't much better.

    This would probably be a bad choice because a lot of people say it raises blood pressure and heart rate a lot though I haven't noticed that yet. It's mainly used as a weight loss aid I think, I just grabbed it because I needed a $5 item to push my order over $25 for the free shipping and it sounded interesting. Did give me a wicked surge of diarrhea an hour after taking it but it was only a one-off and now my insides feel sparkly clean.
  16. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix This would probably be a bad choice because a lot of people say it raises blood pressure and heart rate a lot though I haven't noticed that yet. It's mainly used as a weight loss aid I think, I just grabbed it because I needed a $5 item to push my order over $25 for the free shipping and it sounded interesting. Did give me a wicked surge of diarrhea an hour after taking it but it was only a one-off and now my insides feel sparkly clean.

    oh
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    §m£ÂgØL’s either going to die or end up in the E.R.
  18. I've researched it before, but I forgot everything. Shame though. I really need a good stimulant that won't fuck up my heart or blood pressure.
  19. Originally posted by Malice §m£ÂgØL’s either going to die or end up in the E.R.

    I'm definitely going to die eventually.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn, I thought he has already purchased it. We could have killed him with coordinated bad advice and finally live the dream of trolling someone to death.

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