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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, I want to try it but I don't have any creme de cacao in the house. I'll have to pick some up next time I'm out.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've never had one as an adult but I remember at a family reunion when I was like 10 or some shit my aunt let my cousin and me have some non-alcoholic ones that we thought were 'like sooo awesome' because they were. I think we felt like badasses drinking them too because she had to go to the bar section of the restaurant to order them and we were under the impression they had alcohol in them.
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    woaw u sippin dat cremy de crem de dic rly prob got spukn in it

    does dnb increase caffein efficianly
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  4. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Anybody watch the game last night?

    Which one?
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    WARRIORS
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    who else batman soned here
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny WARRIORS

    come out and PLAAAAYYYEEEAYYYY
  8. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny WARRIORS

    It must be nice
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency It must be nice

    Well it's not.
  10. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Which one?

    THE GAME

    Also, Jags Vs Pats, Patqs mounting another retarded comeback
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon THE GAME

    Also, Jags Vs Pats, Patqs mounting another retarded comeback

    I know roight?

    Not only the go ahead TD but the ensuing defensive stand, getting ball back with 2 minutes, jags still have three timeouts to stop the clock and have plenty of time, run, run, 3rd and 9 all Jags have to do is prevent a 9-yard run, and dude picks up like 15 to seal the game.

    Seems like they always catch all the right breaks at all the right times.
  12. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.

    This definitely doesn't happen at my local Buffalo Wild Wings.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling woaw u sippin dat cremy de crem de dic rly prob got spukn in it

    does dnb increase caffein efficianly

    IT'S DOC GERBILS WORLD
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash IT'S DOC GERBILS WORLD

    did i just start some kind of gerbil meme?



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  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist did i just start some kind of gerbil meme?

    What?
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    kid jizz
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling kid jizz

    Hard
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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    bump




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  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I think I may be developing reverse tolerance. Two moderate hits made me feel excessively high. This is definitely less than I needed before.
  20. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Malice I think I may be developing reverse tolerance. Two moderate hits made me feel excessively high. This is definitely less than I needed before.

    What did you used to think about pot smokers back before you became one?

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