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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. bling bling Dark Matter
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Nice liserd bling
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    LSD, are you still worshipping ancient Egyptian gods? Whatever happened to that?
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling

    i wished you'd posted that the other night. your other pic looked mental on acid.



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  9. Anybody watch the game last night?
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I said "Honk!" instead of "Excuse me," at work, and my manager thought it was awesome and gave me a high five. I guess he thinks his lame sense of humor is rubbing off on me. Little does he know I was just making an Enter reference.
  11. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Malice The urge to go on a shooting spree just keeps getting higher and higher.

    If college doesn’t go well, and there’s a very good chance it won’t (I’m not referring to being unable to pass, but finding the environment intolerable.), there’s a good chance you’ll see me on the news later this year.

    Go full on hh holmes
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I said "Honk!" instead of "Excuse me," at work, and my manager thought it was awesome and gave me a high five. I guess he thinks his lame sense of humor is rubbing off on me. Little does he know I was just making an Enter reference.

    You should get sexual with him.
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by A College Professor two fried lil retards, sittin in a tree

    drinking starbucks c-o-f-f-e-e

    drip coffee over my chest.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged


    Hahaha, thank fuck I'm never going to have children.
  17. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.

    Lol, i always used to stay seated for the pledge in school. Far from the only one. That's definitely a Texas thing.
  18. Originally posted by Malice

    Hahaha, thank fuck I'm never going to have children.

    Heard this before and holy fuck that mom's a cunt. Causing unnecessary mental anguish on an innocent child just because he was touching his own dick. Like, jesus fucking christ.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.

    That sounds weird as fuck to me.

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