The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-21 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #7461
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
2. 2018-01-21 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #7462
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mashlehash, 
   • SpatianHaigency, 
   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-01-21 at 7 PM UTC

   #7463
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nice liserd bling
4. 2018-01-21 at 9:04 PM UTC

   #7464
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   LSD, are you still worshipping ancient Egyptian gods? Whatever happened to that?
5. 2018-01-21 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #7465
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by bling bling

   
   i wished you'd posted that the other night. your other pic looked mental on acid.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-01-21 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #7466
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS, 
   • CASPER
7. 2018-01-21 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #7467
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist, 
   • Lanny, 
   • aldra, 
   • CASPER
8. 2018-01-21 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #7468
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
9. 2018-01-21 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #7469
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS
10. 2018-01-21 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #7470
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Anybody watch the game last night?
11. 2018-01-21 at 11:53 PM UTC

    #7471
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I said "Honk!" instead of "Excuse me," at work, and my manager thought it was awesome and gave me a high five. I guess he thinks his lame sense of humor is rubbing off on me. Little does he know I was just making an Enter reference.
12. 2018-01-22 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #7472
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Malice The urge to go on a shooting spree just keeps getting higher and higher.
    
    If college doesn’t go well, and there’s a very good chance it won’t (I’m not referring to being unable to pass, but finding the environment intolerable.), there’s a good chance you’ll see me on the news later this year.

    
    Go full on hh holmes
13. 2018-01-22 at 12:39 AM UTC

    #7473
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I said "Honk!" instead of "Excuse me," at work, and my manager thought it was awesome and gave me a high five. I guess he thinks his lame sense of humor is rubbing off on me. Little does he know I was just making an Enter reference.

    
    You should get sexual with him.
14. 2018-01-22 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #7474
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
15. 2018-01-22 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #7475
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.
16. 2018-01-22 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #7476
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by A College Professor two fried lil retards, sittin in a tree
    
    drinking starbucks c-o-f-f-e-e

    
    drip coffee over my chest.
17. 2018-01-22 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #7477
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    
    
    Hahaha, thank fuck I'm never going to have children.
18. 2018-01-22 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #7478
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.

    
    Lol, i always used to stay seated for the pledge in school. Far from the only one. That's definitely a Texas thing.
19. 2018-01-22 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #7479
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice
    
    Hahaha, thank fuck I'm never going to have children.

    
    Heard this before and holy fuck that mom's a cunt. Causing unnecessary mental anguish on an innocent child just because he was touching his own dick. Like, jesus fucking christ.
20. 2018-01-22 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #7480
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.

    
    That sounds weird as fuck to me.