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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-12 at 11:18 PM UTCAnd airplane bathrooms are magical. The pure, unadulterated power of that flush is something i crave daily.
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2018-01-12 at 11:21 PM UTC
I want to go that little wiggle shake dance while my dinosaur is in her booty hole! -
2018-01-12 at 11:43 PM UTC
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2018-01-12 at 11:44 PM UTCi've only killed 4 animals in my life and 3 of them were small
i feel like such a pussy
being 13 was intense -
2018-01-12 at 11:56 PM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 12:38 AM UTCI feel like killing a bunch of people
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2018-01-13 at 12:46 AM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 12:49 AM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 12:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I feel like killing a bunch of people
Originally posted by Malice I feel like this all the time. Good chance one day I may actually snap and become the greatest single mass murderer in history.
If either of you get in a hostage negotiation scenario shout me a holla dawgs. -
2018-01-13 at 1:05 AM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 3:10 AM UTCHey, if you left drugs somewhere that's really dangerous to reach and someone died trying to get it, could you get in trouble? I just want to lead to someone's death and get away with it.
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2018-01-13 at 3:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Hey, if you left drugs somewhere that's really dangerous to reach and someone died trying to get it, could you get in trouble? I just want to lead to someone's death and get away with it.
You could literally throw poisoned cigarettes on the sidewalk and some bum will pick it up and smoke it and die. No one would ever know or care. -
2018-01-13 at 3:30 AM UTCThis would be funnier, though.
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2018-01-13 at 3:35 AM UTCIf I found out I had like, 6 months to live or something, I'd dose a christian virgin girl with LSD, dress up like God, and tell her she's having a religious experience. Then I'd fuck her and say I'm impregnating her with the next coming of Jesus.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-13 at 3:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter If I found out I had like, 6 months to live or something, I'd dose a christian virgin girl with LSD, dress up like God, and tell her she's having a religious experience. Then I'd fuck her and say I'm impregnating her with the next coming of Jesus.
If I had 6 months to live... I would... just be in denial that I’m dying. Like I would just spend every conscious moment fighting it and not enjoying myself and just dreading my imminent death... -
2018-01-13 at 3:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws If I had 6 months to live… I would… just be in denial that I’m dying. Like I would just spend every conscious moment fighting it and not enjoying myself and just dreading my imminent death…
Nah, I think you'd be fine. Of course at first you'd probably have a breakdown or something and have a really hard time coping but you'd probably arrive at acceptance. I think k people are typically way more resilient than they give themselves credit for, and that probably includes you. -
2018-01-13 at 3:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Nah, I think you'd be fine. Of course at first you'd probably have a breakdown or something and have a really hard time coping but you'd probably arrive at acceptance. I think k people are typically way more resilient than they give themselves credit for, and that probably includes you.
Yeah I was just kidding I’ll die tomorrow nigga I dgaf -
2018-01-13 at 4:23 AM UTCi'd do everything exactly the same because my life is exactly how i want it to be
my life goals are:
-do nothing
-take drugs
so the only thing finding out about 6mo would do is ramp up my drug use -
2018-01-13 at 4:24 AM UTCI fucked your uncle.
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2018-01-13 at 4:27 AM UTC
