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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by mmQ I see your point, I'll just have you know that regardless of how cleanly you are, your bathroom is still littered with "shit particles." You're breathing in just as many as you think you'd be getting if you ate a tiny piece of toilet paper (which by the way isn't just caked in shit and if it is you need to learn how to wipe properly).

    Just saying, nigga, your bathroom is full of shit. It always will be. You can't escape it.

    That's my fetish

  2. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Fucking cops murdered my friend's dad via GOD DAMN DROWNING him to death in muddy puddle of filth while restraining him. What a fucked up way to go.
  3. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Fucking cops murdered my friend's dad via GOD DAMN DROWNING him to death in muddy puddle of filth while restraining him. What a fucked up way to go.

    Fucking pigs.

    Not all cops are bad but the very concept of a guy who is allowed to use force to the point of killing someone, largely based on their discretion... That's pretty fucked.

    Police officer should be a job reserved for people who can handle such a responsibility. Being a cop, specially in small towns, takes very little work commensurate to the level of power and authority you recieve.

    A police officer should be one of the highest paid positions, requiring some of the highest qualifications and training. It should be the job that some of our est and brightest want. You're giving someone a license to kill, basically. And the level of fuckery they can create with that if they get corrupted is insane, and the amount of harm they can do thru incompetence is doubly ridiculous. None of that should be taken lightly.

    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-12-13T02:33:59.078768+00:00
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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ So keep a roll in your bedroom. That solves that.

    i got draws full of cig papers tho. rizla are crisp, you can wrap shit up nice and tight in a rizla.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-12-12T22:53:26.557644+00:00
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fucking pigs.

    Not all cops are bad

    pigs are either bad, turning a blind eye to their bad colleagues or are too shit at pigging to notice what their bad colleagues are doing practically under their noses. either way none have any business being pigs.



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  6. source comedy

    comedy about sources
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jimmy source comedy

    comedy about sources

    The Boston Globe had to explain there were no typographical errors in its report about Boston’s black community. Readers contacted the paper after it reported the median net worth of African-American households in the Boston area is a paltry $8.

    hilarious source
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  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I can't believe I'm reviewing this, but it is pretty damned funny, and I'm pretty damned bored, so here goes... I used to be a brony, myself - had about four years under my belt, before it got old - so I get some of the more esoteric brony jokes in this. Most of them are pretty funny, but some of them just make this flash that much harder to watch. I literally said "ew" aloud, like, twenty times while watching this. Now, that said, it certainly didn't make me enjoy this any less. The dicks, cum, and general clop shit bordered on gratuitous, but it was at least well-timed, so I GUESS I won't knock off any points for it. Some of my favorite parts were the fedora (especially because I just remembered I own one), Lauren Faust's reaction to Cuthwald's Dashie-makura, and the Applejack "background pony" gag. The ending was also fucking hilarious. I'm not THAT familiar with the original song, but I feel like you got the meter, rhythm, and whatnot pretty down-pat for a parody, which is always admirable. In short: I can't believe I like this, but I do. Also, kudos for being able to search through all that clop art just to get background images for your flash. I could never have done that.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    > you can downvegene all you want
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  10. I want to see POC and RestStop spitting some shit like this as a great Ohio rap duo
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  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    What porn should I watch for the next 30 seconds?
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery What porn should I watch for the next 30 seconds?

    http://unska.com/ukko/miekkataistelu.swf
  13. Watchmen porn
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ojaljus Vlong Trooj im really insecure that im not enough of a degenerate i always think to myself that im not horrible enough of a person and it makes me depressed

    why would you want to be though

    even if you're a hardcore degenerate that shoots windex and jerks off at the school sports carnival you'll still just be one of many
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    gayviators

    I've never worn sunglasses except for driving, the round ones Leon wears are ace but I'd doubt I'd be able to pull them off
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    h o m o e r o t i c

    o v e r t o n e s
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    is this real?
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I didn't notice anything obviously fake but I don't know who on earth would have that shitty of a camera in 2017
  20. dont delete my acc you fucking fag i TSSTM'd the old one

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