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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

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    lol


  2. this album got me into scat porn
  3. Originally posted by NARCassist HTS and scron just rekt their little dd/lb roleplay





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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that a baby's mouth flesh light? Dang.
  5. It's whatever you want it to be
  6. I took 2.5 grams of phenibut yesterday morning followed by 3 grams around 7 pm, 2 more grams around 10 pm and 2.2 grams this morning at 6 am, and had a good bit of whiskey last night. Floating along in some weird quasi-conscious kind of state and smoking weed makes me feel like I'm levitating off the ground.
  7. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I took 2.5 grams of phenibut yesterday morning followed by 3 grams around 7 pm, 2 more grams around 10 pm and 2.2 grams this morning at 6 am, and had a good bit of whiskey last night. Floating along in some weird quasi-conscious kind of state and smoking weed makes me feel like I'm levitating off the ground.

    Shut up
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix It's whatever you want it to be

    No. Its a baby's mouth.
  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ No. Its a baby's mouth.

    It's Sasha Greys mouth.
  10. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Doubled my intial investment. Bought at just below 100,now its 200.

    Damn, time to retire
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind It's Sasha Greys mouth.

    Yeah, when she was a baby.
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  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    My sinuses are clogged up back to my ears. Shit sucks.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I have probably spent around 5k on microtransactions in videogames. Mostly FIFA.

    Fucking hell, bro. Gambling is so fucking retarded. It lowers my IQ by ~50 points and feels so good while I'm doing it.
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by jimmy The subject was also scored on the Psychopathy Checklist-Revised
    by both authors. This unidimensional measure of psychopathy
    yielded a score of 34, placing him in the severe or primary psychopathy
    range. This places him at the 94th percentile when
    compared to other male inmates (8). On factor 1, a measure of aggressive
    narcissism, he scored 16, placing him at the 100th percentile
    for male inmates. On factor 2, a measure of chronic antisocial
    behavior, he also scored 16, placing him at the 91st percentile
    for male inmates. Severe or primary psychopathy is expected in serial
    murderers (9).
    The overall psychological testing indicated a mildly mentally retarded
    psychopathic and schizoid male who dwelt in an internal
    world of sexually aggressive fantasy: grandiose ideational compensation
    for very low self esteem and the lack of any real, affectional
    connections with others. He exaggerated his currently felt
    level of anxiety. When actually sexually stimulated by a woman, he
    would be prone to emotional explosiveness and brief psychotic regression
    which would, at once, be both disorienting and euphoric.
    1076 JOURNAL OF FORENSIC SCIENCES
    There were no indications of an inability to organize his behavior
    in a predictable manner.

    me (imo):

    im less severe than an actual murderer which isnt surprising

    factor1 is 12 factor2 is 17

    interestingly enough im more of a criminolio than a serial killer but less evil. i guess thats what happens when you're a nutmeg junkie

    you haven't got the bollocks to murder someone



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † OMG, look at those homos eating TOILET PAPER. Hahaha. What the fuck?

    I'm serious here, the thought of it is pretty disgusting to me for whatever reason. Isn't it hard to swallow that stuff? A rizla doesn't hold that much but it's easy to swallow.

    You guys are disgusting.

    iknowrite? fucked if i'm putting summing in my mouth thats been in the vicinity of people taking a shit, let alone likely had their shitty fingers all over it immediately after being up their freshly shitted asshole.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-12-12T16:55:30.159969+00:00
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist you haven't got the bollocks to murder someone



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    iknowrite? fucked if i'm putting summing in my mouth thats been in the vicinity of people taking a shit, let alone likely had their shitty fingers all over it immediately after being up their freshly shitted asshole.



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    I see your point, I'll just have you know that regardless of how cleanly you are, your bathroom is still littered with "shit particles." You're breathing in just as many as you think you'd be getting if you ate a tiny piece of toilet paper (which by the way isn't just caked in shit and if it is you need to learn how to wipe properly).

    Just saying, nigga, your bathroom is full of shit. It always will be. You can't escape it.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Toilet paper is easy to use tho. Get down to one ply and wrap it up. Done. I can do like 4g loads in one go. A cigarette paper can't hold that, and I don't smoke anyway so it'd just be weird for me to have around.

    you know they been selling kingsize since like the 80s right?



    also lol you think it would be weird.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I see your point, I'll just have you know that regardless of how cleanly you are, your bathroom is still littered with "shit particles." You're breathing in just as many as you think you'd be getting if you ate a tiny piece of toilet paper (which by the way isn't just caked in shit and if it is you need to learn how to wipe properly).

    Just saying, nigga, your bathroom is full of shit. It always will be. You can't escape it.

    i don't purposely put my bathroom in my mouth and swallow it tho.



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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't purposely put my bathroom in my mouth and swallow it tho.



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    So keep a roll in your bedroom. That solves that.
  20. Originally posted by RisiR † I have probably spent around 5k on microtransactions in videogames. Mostly FIFA.

    Fucking hell, bro. Gambling is so fucking retarded. It lowers my IQ by ~50 points and feels so good while I'm doing it.

    Someone hacked into my PSN account a few years back and my card was linked to my account so they spent $250 on FIFA games and DLC, I had to call Sony and explain that I don't even like soccer let alone like it enough to buy that much DLC.

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