2017-12-12 at 4:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
use cigarette papers then, you know like normal people.
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lolwut.
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2017-12-12 at 4:16 AM UTC
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why you'd want such a disgustingly floppy fleshlight is beyond me
oh wait nevermind
2017-12-12 at 4:18 AM UTC
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dunno why you would, a single piece of toilet paper should be easier to fold and breaks down more easily
2017-12-12 at 4:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
dunno why you would, a single piece of toilet paper should be easier to fold and breaks down more easily
have you ever gotten a cig paper wet? they're perfect, they literally fall apart. who the fuck would want to swallow tp anyway? well except for bdm that is, lol.
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2017-12-12 at 4:25 AM UTC
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kek, if I remember right he only swallowed the TP so that the carpentry nail he wrapped it in wouldn't rape him from the inside
2017-12-12 at 4:32 AM UTC
Toilet paper is easy to use tho. Get down to one ply and wrap it up. Done. I can do like 4g loads in one go. A cigarette paper can't hold that, and I don't smoke anyway so it'd just be weird for me to have around.
2017-12-12 at 4:44 AM UTC
wet wipes are god tier thaats how i shower once a week without smelling horrible
also im hot af which helps my sexy bio teacher from Chile argued with me in shirt colors for a few weeks
2017-12-12 at 5:34 AM UTC
school is over
juddvedd tieeemm
2017-12-12 at 5:57 AM UTC
How'd you do on your finals sploo?
2017-12-12 at 6:12 AM UTC
everything As or Bs despite never listening to the teacher ever just shitposting and reading about bundy
2017-12-12 at 6:12 AM UTC
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2017-12-12 at 6:16 AM UTC
The second victim was found four days later at 11:30 a.m. She
was a completely nude 22-year-old black female except for a little
clothing, a white pair of woman’s blood stained panties with the
crotch torn out, around the lower half of her face. Beneath the
panties investigators found that the victim was gagged with a white
bra, the ligature tied just below the woman’s left ear. The victim
was supine on her back with her head next to a tree. There was a
dirty imprint of a shoe between her breasts, with the heel of the
shoe print closest to her abdomen. Abrasions and bruises were
noted on her left collarbone, right shoulder, and the left side of her
neck. Numerous pieces of grass and other fibers were clutched in
her hand. Bruises on the inside of her right bicep and outside of her
left bicep were 1
⁄4 in. and circular in shape. Her knees were dirty as
though she had knelt in the mud, and the inside of her thighs were
smeared with fecal material. Her clothing was scattered over a wide
area, and the cause of death was strangulation
the totally emotionless and clinical way they described this made me lol
2017-12-12 at 6:18 AM UTC
posing of the body appeared intentionally demeaning. Consistent
with this hypothesis, mud was packed tightly into the victim’s
mouth, wedged under her tongue, and forced to the rear of her
throat. Both nostrils and eyes were also completely packed with
mud, and it was also smeared on her upper thighs.
2017-12-12 at 6:19 AM UTC
A tree branch with apparent
blood on it was found lying on the ground beneath the victim’s
legs. Personal clothing, a red lighter, and a crack pipe were found
next to the victim.
its called a glass rose mom omg
2017-12-12 at 6:23 AM UTC
The subject has a verbal IQ of 66, a performance IQ of 74, and
a full scale IQ of 69 (WAIS-R). The Peabody Picture Vocabulary
Test-Revised produced a raw score of 103, which converted to a
receptive language equivalent of nine years, seven months,
and a standardized score of 58. The Bender-Gestalt test did
not indicate any major perceptual-motor problems. There was
no neurological or neuropsychological testing done. The
subject produced two invalid MMPI-2 profiles, and a valid
Millon Clinical Multiaxial Inventory-III profile. This latter
test suggested an Axis I diagnosis of generalized anxiety
disorder and posttraumatic stress disorder (DSM-IV). Axis II
findings suggested Schizoid Personality Disorder (BR 89) with
self-defeating (BR 84), passive-aggressive (BR 83), and schizotypal
(BR 78) features.
these are always my favorite parts