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  1. Originally posted by NARCassist use cigarette papers then, you know like normal people.



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    lolwut.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NARCassist HTS and scron just rekt their little dd/lb roleplay


    lol, that might maybe hold an espresso shot
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra lol, that might maybe hold an espresso shot

    your one maybe, i can get like a litre in mine.



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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why you'd want such a disgustingly floppy fleshlight is beyond me

    oh wait nevermind
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 lolwut.

    what you mean lolwut? you guys don't wrap your powders in cig papers to drop over there?



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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dunno why you would, a single piece of toilet paper should be easier to fold and breaks down more easily
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra dunno why you would, a single piece of toilet paper should be easier to fold and breaks down more easily

    have you ever gotten a cig paper wet? they're perfect, they literally fall apart. who the fuck would want to swallow tp anyway? well except for bdm that is, lol.



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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek, if I remember right he only swallowed the TP so that the carpentry nail he wrapped it in wouldn't rape him from the inside
  9. Toilet paper is easy to use tho. Get down to one ply and wrap it up. Done. I can do like 4g loads in one go. A cigarette paper can't hold that, and I don't smoke anyway so it'd just be weird for me to have around.
  10. wet wipes are god tier thaats how i shower once a week without smelling horrible

    also im hot af which helps my sexy bio teacher from Chile argued with me in shirt colors for a few weeks
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jimmy wet wipes are god tier thaats how i shower once a week without smelling horrible

    also im hot af which helps my sexy bio teacher from Chile argued with me in shirt colors for a few weeks

    you're sounding a little more damaged than usual
  12. school is over

    juddvedd tieeemm
  13. How'd you do on your finals sploo?
  14. everything As or Bs despite never listening to the teacher ever just shitposting and reading about bundy
  15. http://drreidmeloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1999_SerialMurderofS.pdf

    cool article so far
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  16. The second victim was found four days later at 11:30 a.m. She
    was a completely nude 22-year-old black female except for a little
    clothing, a white pair of woman’s blood stained panties with the
    crotch torn out, around the lower half of her face. Beneath the
    panties investigators found that the victim was gagged with a white
    bra, the ligature tied just below the woman’s left ear. The victim
    was supine on her back with her head next to a tree. There was a
    dirty imprint of a shoe between her breasts, with the heel of the
    shoe print closest to her abdomen. Abrasions and bruises were
    noted on her left collarbone, right shoulder, and the left side of her
    neck. Numerous pieces of grass and other fibers were clutched in
    her hand. Bruises on the inside of her right bicep and outside of her
    left bicep were 1
    ⁄4 in. and circular in shape. Her knees were dirty as
    though she had knelt in the mud, and the inside of her thighs were
    smeared with fecal material. Her clothing was scattered over a wide
    area, and the cause of death was strangulation






    the totally emotionless and clinical way they described this made me lol
  17. posing of the body appeared intentionally demeaning. Consistent
    with this hypothesis, mud was packed tightly into the victim’s
    mouth, wedged under her tongue, and forced to the rear of her
    throat. Both nostrils and eyes were also completely packed with
    mud, and it was also smeared on her upper thighs.
  18. A tree branch with apparent
    blood on it was found lying on the ground beneath the victim’s
    legs. Personal clothing, a red lighter, and a crack pipe were found
    next to the victim.

    its called a glass rose mom omg
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jimmy http://drreidmeloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1999_SerialMurderofS.pdf

    cool article so far

    Ape Escape
  20. The subject has a verbal IQ of 66, a performance IQ of 74, and
    a full scale IQ of 69 (WAIS-R). The Peabody Picture Vocabulary
    Test-Revised produced a raw score of 103, which converted to a
    receptive language equivalent of nine years, seven months,
    and a standardized score of 58. The Bender-Gestalt test did
    not indicate any major perceptual-motor problems. There was
    no neurological or neuropsychological testing done. The
    subject produced two invalid MMPI-2 profiles, and a valid
    Millon Clinical Multiaxial Inventory-III profile. This latter
    test suggested an Axis I diagnosis of generalized anxiety
    disorder and posttraumatic stress disorder (DSM-IV). Axis II
    findings suggested Schizoid Personality Disorder (BR 89) with
    self-defeating (BR 84), passive-aggressive (BR 83), and schizotypal
    (BR 78) features.

    these are always my favorite parts

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