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  1. I want to go on a beer run but idk wht to get
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Have you seen the videos of him smoking weed everywhere in a hotel? That shit is hilarious. I used to do shit like that at his age but I wasn't as ballin. One time I went to see a movie with a friend on a Friday, it was semi packed and I just smoked American Spirits all thru the movie in the theater and no one said shit!!



    Originally posted by RestStop LOL. I used to do this sort of thing with cans of Budweiser. I would literally drink them in stores/out door events/walmart/hospital etc someone rarely noticed and when they did they just kinda grinned and didn't say anything almost as if they were giving me props for it.

    I see you cigarettes and beer and raise you smoking dope off of foils and grape swisher blunts for the entirety of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Keep it.. and wear it..

    Yeah that'd go swell with my $20 wardrobe. Like redneck scarface over here.
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm about to rage quit FIFA forever. Fuck you. Competitive videogaming fucking sucks. It sucks the entire joy out of the game. Especially if you play a non-team game. Fuck this shit so hard. I can't even enjoy the game offline anymore because I know how much it's actually pissing me off. This isn't a hobby anymore. It's a pile of shit. Fuck you.

    FUCK!

    That's how I feel about CS. 1.6 in internet cafes was the shit, you play the same people, you know how good or bad people are, if you're going to do well or bad in a given game, it was just fun to play. Then I started playing GO years later and if you play in ranked matches people go apeshit over performance, you actually have to train for a fucking video game, and since you advance to the point of not being able to advance anymore as soon as you put in less effort than before you slide backwards. It's not fun, not at all.
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  5. Originally posted by Lanny That's how I feel about CS. 1.6 in internet cafes was the shit, you play the same people, you know how good or bad people are, if you're going to do well or bad in a given game, it was just fun to play. Then I started playing GO years later and if you play in ranked matches people go apeshit over performance, you actually have to train for a fucking video game, and since you advance to the point of not being able to advance anymore as soon as you put in less effort than before you slide backwards. It's not fun, not at all.

    That's because you pussies aren't competitive.

    Open the console and type voice_enable 0 if your team is annoying you
  6. I can never get competitive over videogames. Or angry. Have never understood that.
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  7. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I can never get competitive over videogames. Or angry. Have never understood that.

    You don't get competitive over anything. You've lost the drive to fucking dominate at anything.

    I just picked up basketball last week and I'm already raring to go. I got my ass whupped at the park one on one with some Asian kid and the only thing it did was make me more determined to practice and kick his ass next time.
  8. Originally posted by Captain Falcon You don't get competitive over anything. You've lost the drive to fucking dominate at anything.

    I just picked up basketball last week and I'm already raring to go. I got my ass whupped at the park one on one with some Asian kid and the only thing it did was make me more determined to practice and kick his ass next time.

    Da fuq do you know mr retired?
  9. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Da fuq do you know mr retired?

    Honestly tell me, what's the last time you actually competed at anything? Like actively contending with other people to win something or be the best at something.

    I'm not trying to talk down to you but it's literally not something a lot of people do; the passion of shitting on someone at something has left most who live in western society.
  10. Man, that Asian kid schooled me so hard at basketball, all I can think of is this rain clearing up so I can go out and practice. I want to shoot three pointers from halfway across the court.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah that'd go swell with my $20 wardrobe. Like redneck scarface over here.

    That's what I love about my small town. Wear a $300 gucci baseball cap "Obviously a fake". Drive a $50,000 vehicle "Lol probably his dad's/grandpa's" let them salty niggas dehydrate until they phosphate.
  12. Originally posted by RisiR † I'm about to rage quit FIFA forever. Fuck you. Competitive videogaming fucking sucks. It sucks the entire joy out of the game. Especially if you play a non-team game. Fuck this shit so hard. I can't even enjoy the game offline anymore because I know how much it's actually pissing me off. This isn't a hobby anymore. It's a pile of shit. Fuck you.

    FUCK!

    That's what you get for spending money on an EA game and supporting them.
  13. This kid was like 5ft6 and looked about 16-18, holy shit he was fast as a fucking squirrel. We played to 15, final score was 15-6. The only way I got 6 was because I've been practicing shooting a lot and he couldn't block me when I did a step back shot. I think little guys have the best agility
  14. Originally posted by CASPER Tfw when a nigga hits you with that dank collateral


    100% replica
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  15. I literally could not care less about competition. I do good things for myself. Being all competitive takes the fun out of it to me. I feel like people who do like to be competitive need the ego boost for one reason or another.

    Last time I did anything competitive was like a year or two ago. Big soccer match. My team won.
  16. Also not saying the ego boost is bad, I just literally get zero of it when I win, and lose zero when I lose. I get more boost from solitary accomplishments.
  17. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This kid was like 5ft6 and looked about 16-18, holy shit he was fast as a fucking squirrel. We played to 15, final score was 15-6. The only way I got 6 was because I've been practicing shooting a lot and he couldn't block me when I did a step back shot. I think little guys have the best agility

    Instead of shooting threes just body that fool into the paint. You mention his height like you tower over him if youre only like 5'9 then i guess yea keep working on your 3
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  18. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I literally could not care less about competition. I do good things for myself. Being all competitive takes the fun out of it to me. I feel like people who do like to be competitive need the ego boost for one reason or another.

    Last time I did anything competitive was like a year or two ago. Big soccer match. My team won.

    There's nothing strictly wrong with not being competitive but I think everyone should have at least one regular, competitive outlet. Video games are an easy one; find a game you enjoy playing, then get really good at it and play other people.

    Competition gives me such a rush. There is something special about having an opponent that you can go all out 100% on, and then crushing them. But there's also something incredible about going 100% and losing, especially being crushed. And therein is the difference; some people get dejected, say "fuck this" and quit, competitive people go and practice twice as hard because they want to shit on people and don't want to lose ever again.
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  19. Originally posted by Captain Falcon There's nothing strictly wrong with not being competitive but I think everyone should have at least one regular, competitive outlet. Video games are an easy one; find a game you enjoy playing, then get really good at it and play other people.

    Competition gives me such a rush. There is something special about having an opponent that you can go all out 100% on, and then crushing them. But there's also something incredible about going 100% and losing, especially being crushed. And therein is the difference; some people get dejected, say "fuck this" and quit, competitive people go and practice twice as hard because they want to shit on people and don't want to lose ever again.

    Yeah idk, I have never gotten that in my entire life. Videogames are especially pointless. I could probably get into competitive climbing or biking or something.

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