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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The only other time I've seen snow was also in Texas, when I was younger, but it melted before it hit the ground. I figured this would be the same kinda shit. But I woke up this morning, and snow is all over the grass, trees, and cars. Pretty cool.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The only other time I've seen snow was also in Texas, when I was younger, but it melted before it hit the ground. I figured this would be the same kinda shit. But I woke up this morning, and snow is all over the grass, trees, and cars. Pretty cool.

    I heard a Texas Snowman was jistn drawing one in the snow on the ground

    Other than of course the REAL Texas snowman which is just eating a lot kfn cum until you turn white
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ

    tell me you don't think it's possible someone would upload footage from her funeral to pornhub
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon 1. Comic absolutely misses the mark on Camus's worldview

    2. I wish you'd spend your time actually reading texts about philosophy and rational thinking rather than gobbling up tangentially related media trite like a mong.

    1. So it goes.

    2. So it goes.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra tell me you don't think it's possible someone would upload footage from her funeral to pornhub

    I don't think it's possible someone would upload footage from her funeral to pornhub.
  6. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    This time last week it was like 85f. This morning there was an inch or two of snow on the ground. Climate change doesnt real.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm about to rage quit FIFA forever. Fuck you. Competitive videogaming fucking sucks. It sucks the entire joy out of the game. Especially if you play a non-team game. Fuck this shit so hard. I can't even enjoy the game offline anymore because I know how much it's actually pissing me off. This isn't a hobby anymore. It's a pile of shit. Fuck you.

    FUCK!
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  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm so fucking angry right now. It's unreal. Fuck all of this doghsit fucking nigger game. Straight to fucking hell.

    I won't fucking spend a cent on this fucking piece of shit game anymore. Eat my fucking cock.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't know what to do. I'm having a fucking crisis here.
  10. D4NG0 motherfucker
    All this anger....over a videogame.
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  11. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Just play with barca/real/paris like everyone else.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I play Ultimate Team. The game mode where you get coins when you play or buy points too open packs so you get cards which you use to assemble your "ultimate team". There is a chemistry system involved and players get updated cards when they play better.

    It isn't the team. It's the constant cheesing and terrible AI that's pissing me off.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie PESKETTI!!!

    I kind of always figure he's trying to say something along the lines of "Escalade" but idk man.

    Its him trying to say "Lets get it!" in lean-tard slur-speech.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat GOIN TO THE jediELER BUST THIS AP!

    Best believe it dude. Got an appraisal tomorrow at noon. If it turns out well, this is going to be the biggest come-up ive ever had.
  15. Originally posted by CASPER Best believe it dude. Got an appraisal tomorrow at noon. If it turns out well, this is going to be the biggest come-up ive ever had.

    Keep it.. and wear it..
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't think it's possible someone would upload footage from her funeral to pornhub.

    now like you mean it
  17. Originally posted by CASPER Its him trying to say "Lets get it!" in lean-tard slur-speech.

    Have you seen the videos of him smoking weed everywhere in a hotel? That shit is hilarious. I used to do shit like that at his age but I wasn't as ballin. One time I went to see a movie with a friend on a Friday, it was semi packed and I just smoked American Spirits all thru the movie in the theater and no one said shit!!
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Have you seen the videos of him smoking weed everywhere in a hotel? That shit is hilarious. I used to do shit like that at his age but I wasn't as ballin. One time I went to see a movie with a friend on a Friday, it was semi packed and I just smoked American Spirits all thru the movie in the theater and no one said shit!!

    LOL. I used to do this sort of thing with cans of Budweiser. I would literally drink them in stores/out door events/walmart/hospital etc someone rarely noticed and when they did they just kinda grinned and didn't say anything almost as if they were giving me props for it.
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  20. Today I winked at a coworker after he made a joke about hot dogs and this shit is turning into a game of gay chicken. He doesn't know how far I'm willing to take this so either I'll win or I get gay sex. It can't go wrong.

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