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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by NARCassist Is the 'Get Rekt,Faggot' in the title referring specifically to our beloved captain faggot?

    No, it's referring to how I wreck your bootyhole on the daily with my Arizona Iced Tea can sized cock.
  2. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 She's got a cute face but she's fat, so it's still a step up for me. I'm out of her league though.

    Make a porn
  3. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 LOL I used to see that shit hanging off the front fence. I'm surprised they didn't fly away.

    Was toilet paper considered a luxury since it cut into the drug budget?
  4. I almost parachuted a gram and a half of pure caffeine just now because I'm just waking up and forgot that I had already weighed out my phenibut, that would have been shitty.

    Speaking of toilet paper I wonder if all the TP parachutes I swallow are bad for me at all, between using it for phenibut, caffeine powder and L-theanine I eat several sheets a day. I remember bloodydiaperman ate like a whole roll once for no reason and had to go to the hospital because he got some kind of blockage from it.
  5. Originally posted by Wick Sweat Make a porn

    Make an ogrish video
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Make a porn

    yeah do a sex on her
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Make a bad, bad mistake and a baby and then don't and write a book about it that you won't sell.
  8. Originally posted by aldra yeah do a sex on her

    Perform a coitus
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    There's gotta be something to help me stay asleep..I'm waking up 4+ times a night/morning so I may as well not even sleep at all.
    Traditional sleep aids are out of the question as most of those are for actually getting to sleep which I have no problem doing idk I'm sure having my sleeping schedule absolutely wrecked the past two years by meth use is the culprit but that information doesn't seem to be doing me any good.
  10. Originally posted by RestStop There's gotta be something to help me stay asleep..I'm waking up 4+ times a night/morning so I may as well not even sleep at all.
    Traditional sleep aids are out of the question as most of those are for actually getting to sleep which I have no problem doing idk I'm sure having my sleeping schedule absolutely wrecked the past two years by meth use is the culprit but that information doesn't seem to be doing me any good.

    Try phenibut, seriously. A lot of people use it for sleep and it has a long enough duration to last all night. Try 1-2 grams about three hours before you plan to try sleeping (even 500-750 mg will help but you probably need a bit more).

    L-theanine is helpful too in doses of about 400 mg because it smooths out stress related brain waves but it won't do much on it's own if you're really struggling, it's good when combined with something else though.

    I took 750 my of Phenibut, 125 mg diphenhydramine, and 5 mg melatonin last night with a small glass of whiskey and got my first night of 8 hours undisturbed sleep in several weeks. Been having stress related work dreams lately where I wake up thrashing around in a panic so it was a nice break.

    Alcohol is usually shit for sleeping because of the rebound effect with it's short duration but if you use it in lower amounts to potentiate other sedatives it's fairly effective.
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Try phenibut, seriously. A lot of people use it for sleep and it has a long enough duration to last all night. Try 1-2 grams about three hours before you plan to try sleeping (even 500-750 mg will help but you probably need a bit more).

    L-theanine is helpful too in doses of about 400 mg because it smooths out stress related brain waves but it won't do much on it's own if you're really struggling, it's good when combined with something else though.

    I took 750 my of Phenibut, 125 mg diphenhydramine, and 5 mg melatonin last night with a small glass of whiskey and got my first night of 8 hours undisturbed sleep in several weeks. Been having stress related work dreams lately where I wake up thrashing around in a panic so it was a nice break.

    Alcohol is usually shit for sleeping because of the rebound effect with it's short duration but if you use it in lower amounts to potentiate other sedatives it's fairly effective.

    Sounds like you've really put some effort and research into this. That's exactly the kind of advice I was needing/looking for, Thanks fam I will most definitely give this a shot.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, it's referring to how I wreck your bootyhole on the daily with my Arizona Iced Tea can sized cock.

    You wish jellyfish



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  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    My mom's husband's cousin is actually a blood relative of Gary Busey I don't know why he feels the need to tell everyone though I personally would flat out deny it that dude is bat shit.
  15. Originally posted by RestStop My mom's husband's cousin is actually a blood relative of Gary Busey I don't know why he feels the need to tell everyone though I personally would flat out deny it that dude is bat shit.

    Was pretty funny how he actively fought against laws requiring helmets on motorcycles then crashed his motorcycle without a helmet and got brain damage from it.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Huh...I didn't know about the law thing but I know the brain damage thing but I guess anybody could have guessed that and his raging former coke addiction.
  17. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    4444 get

    Edit. Son odf a diddly. Goddammit reststop
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Swore deeper failure granite Jennifer celery get sheriff's brake
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Don't leave me hanging like that

    Just imagine these girls having been on a diet of sour patch kids and mustard.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Just imagine these girls having been on a diet of sour patch kids and mustard.

    Describe the smell to me.

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