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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Why?

    I liked Iron John's posts for the most part. Well I wasn't exactly fond of his insane jedi ramblings but I felt a lot of those were just trolling.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I liked Iron John's posts for the most part. Well I wasn't exactly fond of his insane jedi ramblings but I felt a lot of those were just trolling.

    Oh I didn't realize he posted about anything other than jedis. Maybe I was naive.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd say hikikomiri whatever his name is is Iron John but IJ was way more knowleadgable so I don't think they're the same
  4. do people look the same way they are on the inside?
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jimmy do people look the same way they are on the inside?

    Definitely not otherwise I'd look like James Woods.
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  6. id drink a lot more if anything stronger than beer didnt taste awful

    time to chug down a 14% abv 4loko apple the taste is traumatizing, den da ko jus
  7. why did a country killing jedis create an international war? corrupt rulers do inhumane shit to their population with regularity over the course of history and there was never a 20 country interbattle then
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    I was under the assumption they didn't make 4loko anymore...
  9. Originally posted by RestStop I was under the assumption they didn't make 4loko anymore…

    the caffeine was removed

    solution: drink a cup of coffee
  10. just a few weeks and then i can buy decent alcohol legally
  11. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Let me know if you see something like this when you pull down her pants


    LOL I used to see that shit hanging off the front fence. I'm surprised they didn't fly away.
  12. hydro shits herself regularly
  13. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery So earlier at the McDonald's drive thru, the total is $3.01, and my cousin gives the woman a ten and goes to reach for change saying "I got a penny." She goes, "Don't worry about it," so he says alright. Then she fucking gives him 6 dollars and ninety-nine fucking cents. I was cracking up so hard at his expression and him going "The fuck, man?" as we pulled away. People are dumb. Nigga wanted his seven bucks. Why the fuck did she tell him not to worry about the penny if she was gonna go and give him fuckin 99 cents?

    They don't get paid enough to care. I used to poke holes in people's meat packaging when I bagged groceries by slamming it into this little metal sprong that stuck up from the bagging area. Only to assholes though, and you had to be a real massive one at that. I'd get one finger covered in meat juice and use it to cover their other groceries (keeping it away from touching anything else) then go wash my hands really quick. It's petty, but it might make them sick.
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  14. Also I thought about that girl more and I'm gonna go for it. I've been texting her and Im about 99% im in.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Kinda sad my theory that she was just trying to re-up LSD's nigger friend's change stash got so easily dismissed.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Also I thought about that girl more and I'm gonna go for it. I've been texting her and Im about 99% im in.

    inb4 she's a hardcore catholic and is planning on staging an intervention for your sinful ways
  17. She's got a cute face but she's fat, so it's still a step up for me. I'm out of her league though.

    go ahead and take the low hanging fruit
  18. I look so fucking good in my uniform that sometimes I jack off to myself in the employee bathroom
  19. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I look so fucking good in my uniform that sometimes I jack off to myself in the employee bathroom

    Pix
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Is the 'Get Rekt,Faggot' in the title referring specifically to our beloved captain faggot?



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