The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-07 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #4441
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Describe the smell to me.

   
   Digested sour patch kids and mustard
2. 2017-12-07 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #4442
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Digested sour patch kids and mustard

   
   That's not that bad.
3. 2017-12-07 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #4443
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix That's not that bad.

   
   Well, if you land in county ever again I suggest signing up to be a laundry trustee. You'll be in heaven.
4. 2017-12-07 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #4444
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Damn Mom is gorgeous for an older lady :
   
   
5. 2017-12-07 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #4445
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   .
6. 2017-12-07 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #4446
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hey anyone got today's date?
7. 2017-12-07 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #4447
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ Hey anyone got today's date?

   
   Yes, look at the time stamp of this post.
8. 2017-12-07 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #4448
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie Yes, look at the time stamp of this post.

   
   Thanks, but the truth is I actually really just needed to know what day of the week it is.
9. 2017-12-07 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #4449
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ Thanks, but the truth is I actually really just needed to know what day of the week it is.

   
   Woensdag.
10. 2017-12-07 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #4450
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Actually by now it's; Donderdag.
11. 2017-12-07 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #4451
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Well, if you land in county ever again I suggest signing up to be a laundry trustee. You'll be in heaven.

    
    One can acquire gross underwear without having to go to jail thank you very much
12. 2017-12-07 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #4452
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix One can acquire gross underwear without having to go to jail thank you very much

    
    Im ALL TOO AWARE. But the jail route provides you with an endless bounty.
13. 2017-12-07 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #4453
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie Woensdag.

    
    Ah, ja. Mittwoch. Danke.
14. 2017-12-07 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #4454
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Ah, ja. Mittwoch. Danke.

    
    The literal translation of mittwoch to Dutch is: Het midden van de week. I guess "midweek" would be better but in Dutch "midweek" means Monday through Friday.
    
    Anyway, South Africa was better off under Apartheid. And if Judas Iscariot was the "son of perdition" then how could he work miracles huh? Ever think about that? You might say: The efficacy of a sacrament is not dependent on the character of the celebrant. But why would God allow you to perform a successful sacrament if you serve th Devil?
15. 2017-12-07 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #4455
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    god likes lulz
16. 2017-12-07 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #4456
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he'll let you perform miracles just so he can one day withdraw that power without warning
    
    'and now I'll stop this freight train with just one finger'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2017-12-07 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #4457
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

    Originally posted by Sophie Anyway, South Africa was better off under Apartheid.

    
    The state maybe, but not socially. That's also easy to say when you're part of the race doing the oppressing. I'm sure whites loved Jim Crow and segregation, too.
18. 2017-12-07 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #4458
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller The state maybe, but not socially. That's also easy to say when you're part of the race doing the oppressing. I'm sure whites loved Jim Crow and segregation, too.

    
    Did you just assume my race? That's a micro-aggression if i've ever seen one.
19. 2017-12-07 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #4459
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, my nigga'. Have you read recent news from South Africa? I mean damn.
    
    https://www.thetrumpet.com/11050-south-africa-where-corruption-rape-and-murder-are-normal
20. 2017-12-07 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #4460
    RestStop Space Nigga
    “Do you know what happens to white girls in jail?” she asked.